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#104937 - 06/03/05 07:31 PM
XRCO Award Pictures Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Okay, here we go.  I really love this picture. I love that i know she got to the party an hour earlier then its due start and that the red carpet was still being put down as she showed up. A little piece of me dies when i see people like this. Its a great shot by Luke though, who im guessing also showed up an hour early   Next girl who will end up hating herself in 6 months after dating brad armstrong after tonight.  Two reasons why door bitches serve a purpose, even at porn awards.  Gen looking like a melted candle. She looks like she wanted to get the real botox but didn't want to spend the whole $150 so she got some really dodgy $20 job and now whenever she has the slightested movement in her forehead theres an itching feeling in her brain.  Im sorry this is just funny, and im not even talking about her two toned head im just laughing at whoever gave her the first gig in the biz, since when is looking like bill maher hot?  Over/under how long randy west would've lasted in nazi germany?.
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#104938 - 06/03/05 07:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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 nikita denise is so hot, she fucked up her career from the start, i also like stalker goldstein in the back. Luke has taken some great shots. Nikita just depresses me, theres the right way to do porn, the wrong way and the nikita way. She makes the way genesis skye has handled her career look good, it was that fucked up.  Is this the guy that luke was talking about before?. If so ive changed my view on him and now love his black ass.  Chick is cute in a way that you can see getting creepy quickly, girl with the glasses is pretty cute too.  What can you say but, we are going to make you both really big stars.
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#104939 - 06/03/05 07:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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 Lady in redddddddddddddddd, i want to vomit when i see that lady in reddddddddddddddd.  Why not just wear a piece of cardboard with " look at me" written on it around your neck the whole night. Take less time to do.  I think the one on the far left robbed me once.  At this point i would've yelled "jenna you're old, go home" probably a good reason why i don't go to these things, well and cause theres a good chance 3 fan boys bodies would be floating in some hotel waterfall pool.  Wankus showing the wit and charisma that has made him one of the top personalities in porn, has nothing to do with the fact its hard to find reliable people who work for free. (don't believe any of the shit he says abou getting paid because its a fucking lie)
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#104940 - 06/03/05 08:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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For some fucked up reason I thought of the super vampire from John Carpenter's 1998 flick ...."Vampires"...but I am not sure...?
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Or maybe this (but either way, what the fuck is she doing in Porn?? I have orthopedic surgical scars that are sexier....)
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#104941 - 06/03/05 08:35 PM
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#104943 - 06/03/05 09:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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That's about the worst picture I've seen of her. Even the photos from the end of her MeatHoles shoot looked better. Note to the girls: wear eyebrows. It adds a more natural look. And don't wear makeup that reflects a camera flash! Either Luke's camera is too cheap to record the EXIF data - is it a low-end P&S? - or he stripped it. I see a lot of motion blur (or JPEG artifacts?), and I'm guessing the white balance is off too.
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#104944 - 06/03/05 11:06 PM
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Registered: 01/25/04
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the one on the left definatly robbed me. I was supose to do a g/g with her but she wouldnt stop bitching so the pm did a scene with her so her thug boyfriend wouldnt beat us up. she's bitchy
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#104947 - 06/04/05 12:50 AM
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#104948 - 06/04/05 01:44 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
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i look either mildly deranged... or like i just was about to throw my Grand Marnier and lunge at something off camera that needed molesting... although anyone who saw me knows i parted not with that snifter all night.
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#104951 - 06/04/05 04:54 AM
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#104954 - 06/04/05 10:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Theres too many i want to respond to so i will just do it all here. Nice to see kyoto has been found out again, would be great if someone could photo shop that asian guy's head on that little body in the distance.  Kami was robbed by the same person, whats her name and why is she in the game, is it for the fame or is she out to bring the fam shame. Don't push me cause im close to the edge, im trying not to lose my head. As for jrv's response ive never wanted to kill him more then after reading it CM, i swear thats the first fucking thing to run through my head after seeing the gensis picture. Its like she tried to go as white trash. I doubt people could look any worse even when trying, bent back fingers, chipped fingernails, 4 day since last shower look and so forth. Brnadon and gen at the first XRCO xxxpt outcast after party 
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#104955 - 06/04/05 10:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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She gets worse everytime I look at her/see a new pic...and that says a lot coming from me who is drunk 19 hours a day....no wonder I keep posting the pic of her assgape/colon, it is more attractive to look at.... And Brandon has that "Calculating how much meth I need to give her to swallow 57 loads of cum" look on his face.....
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#104962 - 06/05/05 06:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Wasn't that look - shirt, hair (what there is of it), etc - in fashion back in the early- to mid-1970's?
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#104964 - 06/06/05 07:24 AM
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#104965 - 06/06/05 08:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I heard that evan has to piss on tera off camera before their scenes to get off. Im just happy thats shes happy.  
I'm suprised someone using that amount of roids is able to get it up at all. Maybe Garfield could clarify?
I bet she just got fucked up and in a through back to her childhood, chopped the dog up and stir fried him with some noodles and rice.
"Mmm mmm dat good, next time i get bigger dog." 
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#104967 - 06/09/05 11:03 PM
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#104968 - 06/09/05 11:03 PM
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#104969 - 06/09/05 11:05 PM
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#104971 - 06/10/05 05:16 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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The girl on the right: Boo Diliscious has been cheating on her no carb diet. Damn.
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#104972 - 06/10/05 09:51 AM
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