Found this on lukes site. Its one of the if not the best fanboy story of all timesssssssssss. Enjoy.


AJB writes on RAME about Taylor Hayes dancing in Toronto at the Whiskey A Go Go:

The wife dropped me off at Toronto's (Vaughn township) "Whiskey A Go Go" for the 6:30 Wednesday Dec. 16 show of Taylor Hayes -- of Seymour Butts and Vivid film fame. Wifey gave me a peck on the cheek and wished me a good time at the nudey bar. I got in and took a front row seat in pervert's row, strategically located near the brass pole and with a direct line view of video monitors on the other side of the room which were playing a Tia Bella flick (cut cable version); if a stripper doesn't interest me, I stare at the porn movie but since my eyes are fixed in the same general direction of the stripper it makes me look like an attentive gentlemen. You gotta plan these details out carefully when seeing a strip show.

I've seen just a couple Taylor Hayes things in the past: Assgasms and Deep Behind the Scenes with Seymour Butts (or somesuch title) and nothing of her 1998 or 1999 releases. Still, she struck me as having a lot of magnetism on film especially as she was gazing into the camera with a cock in her mouth.

Anyway, she came out wearing a latex billy-bee outift (black and yellow segments of latex stitched together with cross hatched thin nylon strings) and bitch-high heels. Lot of guys bowing before her in the "we're not worthy!" manner. She held a radiant smile and her face was lovely.

Oddly, her legs were all hacked up: scabs on her knees and an old whitened scar on her right rear thigh and (I think) a small cut on her lower buttocks. Now, I'm all for women on their knees and a little spanking too -- but geez, Taylor Hayes looked like she might need medical attention. Probably too many rough floors in strip clubs.

The music was all hard rock, mostly old Motley Crue stuff. Not too interesting. Her dance moves weren't anything spectacular, just average. A few antics were notable as the clothes came off song by song.

She stuck her finger in one dude's mouth, he sucked on it for maybe 5 seconds, then she withdrew it and slid it on her butt cheek. Now, if she'd rubbed into her pussy instead and then offered it to my mouth, what the fuck would I do about that dilemma? Didn't happen though.

Taylor often slinked and sauntered over to guys at the edge of the stage, slid her finger down their chest and gazed lovingly into their eyes. With one guy, her finger kept sliding down until in rested on his swollen Mayor Dinkens. Another guy, really old grandfather fellow, had Taylor whisper nasty nothings in his ear (maybe she was recruiting him for her next film?). Third chuckle-head stood there mesmerized as Taylor slowly drew her pouty lips closer and closer to his without ever quite touching. She tossed out maybe 5 or 6 free pussy rubbed posters to the loudest motherfuckers in the audience... I was feeling too quiet to fight for one myself.

A few super-fans got up on the stage and laid down with $5 stuffed in their yappers. Taylor Hayes was happy to jump on them, ride them a little and rub her boobies on their faces. One shmuck got his $5 bill sliding across Taylor's labia for a few moments.

After the show, I hooked up with Taylor for 5 minutes. I showed her my collection of polaroids of me and various pornstars and she pointed out some she was in the same movie with: Felicia (whom she rather liked), J.R. Carrington (whom she barely remembered it seemed), Jill Kelly and Tera Heart. She liked my photo with Jenna Jameson & Nikki Tyler and I remarked "Oh, but you never did a film with them did you?". Taylor replied, "I did them in private life. They're fantastic." Visions of carpet munching triangles floated before my eyes. I begged her: "The next time you see Nici Sterling, tell her to get her butt up to Canada so I can see her." Taylor said she hadn't seen Nici in a long time except at an awards ceremony. I had a polaroid picture taken with her ($20 Canadian dollars -- probably that works out to 5 cents American given the fucking exchange rate). Not a bad picture, but she didn't take her g-string off and there was no mention of paying more for a racier photo. If some of you ask me for it, I'll scan in the picture and e-mail it to you as an HTML embedded pic. Come to think of it, I should scan in my Lisa Ann pic from a few weeks back too...

Anyway, Taylor Hayes was fairly personable and her show had some good moments. Not as physically perfect as Bianca Trump, not as volcanic as a Selena Steele show, no up-close pussy examinations like Sheila Stone (any one remember her?), no major pussy rubbing like Kia or Alexandria Quinn, no spanking of patrons like Rebecca Wild does BUT Taylor Hayes has an erotic show with good finger play, direct contact with customers, a few good laughs and lots of personality. I really should have stayed to see if the second show was wilder but the wife had to come and pick me up. Generally a fun show and worth seeing if she comes to your town










He had his WIFE drop him off at the strip club and brought his collection of polaroids to show Taylor. Dear god, we need to find this guy and sign him up.

it's disgraceful to do that in the first place. but then to feel it's something you need to tell the world....

i've decided that people should be able to hunt people.

Somehow I picture the (JRV pic) dude, sitting back with pen and paper and drinking a diet Dr Pepper while taking notes of the show. WTF? Writing reviews of a strip club act??? Pull the trigger please and make your wife happy for once in her life!

I beat my meat many times to Taylor Hayes. She liked a good assfucking.

The bitch only used condoms. I wouldve liked to see her do some Fear Factor porn shit with Darren James post HIV...and do the shit without condoms. You could throw Taylor Hayes into the contest, Jewel Denyle, and Jessica Darlin. Whoever was fortunate enough to come out HIV free could win the prize..(I could only think of a prize for Jewel, and that would be a $50 gift certificate to McDonalds).in the end though, the only one that would win would be Darren James because he'd get to hit some pussy again. Throw a nigga a bone!!

First off, i am really trying to picture what the fuck this guy AND the guy's wife must look like...I am seeing a married couple with a combined weight of 700 lbs (or more), too fat for sex, but still young enough to want sex...The wife must be fatter because she could not get out of the fucking car....


That being said, I humbly admit Coochie Monster is angrier and more disgusted with contemporary western society than me:

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The bitch only used condoms. I wouldve liked to see her do some Fear Factor porn shit with Darren James post HIV...and do the shit without condoms. You could throw Taylor Hayes into the contest, Jewel Denyle, and Jessica Darlin. Whoever was fortunate enough to come out HIV free could win the prize..(I could only think of a prize for Jewel, and that would be a $50 gift certificate to McDonalds).in the end though, the only one that would win would be Darren James because he'd get to hit some pussy again. Throw a nigga a bone!!

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Its fucking great. Taylor also had some feud with sky lopez and that gets my dick hard, theres limited info about it on luke's site would love to hear the full story, something about shane or shane's involved in it somehow. I demand a squirt off.

I know it's sad I’ve seen these dumb asses build entire sites around being a fucking fan boy

Monstar , why didn't you go into detail about some of these fan boy stories?. Why now. ohh god why.