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From www.lukeisback.com

Joanna: "I'm pretty trashy."

Duke: "You're a high-low girl."

Joanna: "What?"

Duke: "Some high culture, some low culture."

Joanna: "I've never heard that term before."

Duke: "I'm introducing you to so many things. This will be an interview you'll never forget."

Joanna: "I guess not. You're out there to try to make me look stupid. Are you like one of those Howard Stern people who tries to make girls look stupid?"

Duke: "I just want to get the best possible interview I can."

Joanna: "Ok. I hope you got one out of me."

Duke: "I did. Thanks for your time."

Joanna: "You asked me if I had an eternal soul."

Duke: "You think that's a weird question?"

Joanna: "I think that's an absurd question."

Duke: "What's absurd about it?"

Joanna: "It has nothing to do with anything."

Duke: "It's a Rorschach's test."

Joanna: "I guess I'm going to have to take a look at your website. Are you going to make me look like an asshole?"

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<Note to self: If I ever interview a porn chick, get from Luke the proper length of rope needed to let her hang herself... >