You know, after having watched my share of contemporary pornography, I feel like I've taken part in dozens upon dozens of sexual assaults. But the crazy thing is, I can't get arrested. I go around pleading with police officers, security guards, bouncers, etc to put me in cuffs, that her "HEAD WAS UPSIDEDOWN!!" and she "COULDN'T BREATHE!", and I ask them why, etc. etc., but they just do their best to ignore me. It's like the ending of 'American Psycho'. I just want the mother gulag to put everything right like it did for Raskolnikov, but she simply...is not...there.

Find you a gal who has hobbies similar to Melissa Lauren. Then, you might be good to go