I was mulling this over because I read somewhere that hellraiser Richard Burton could drink up to four bottles of whisky per day and stay sober. He spent over $1million dollars in booze for himself and parties.
So, how much would you pay for a bottle of booze that never empties?
LB.

I don't drink, sir.

What, not even water? You must be all dried up, you poor thing...
LB.

I get moderately drunk 2 or 3 times a week. That means about 6-8 drinks. I can't stand the money, but I love the drink.

Cool, Owen. I love that drunken gif.
LB.