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I believe i have stumbled upon something interesting, while looking at Myspace, I found a group for alumni and students of my school. Take a gander at the post in this group by one of the other alumni:



...."hey, yo...so i've been readin alot of profiles from fordham grads and maybe it is just me, but has anyone else noticed how many of our alum want to meet midgets?

many people just want to meet midgets in general, but some have even more elaborate demands like "midget prostitutes" and "midget clowns," and to quote one alum "midgets and lots of them." although im sure most people are just joking, i cannot help but ask, could it be that the conservative (arguably repressive) environment of our alma mater has instilled within its' alums a compelling urge to pursue social engagement with these smallest of people?

i propose the answer is yes. fordham has made us all into midget-fancying-freaks unable to control ourselves intheir presence.

oh my god i think i see one now...come here short little fella..."


So it either has to do with my school or the interest in midgets is a far reaching conspiracy.

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anyhow, they're small and cute like kids, but should be less work than a yellow lab to care for.

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Dude, please... "little people."

I never got that. How is "little people" less offensive than "midget" or "dwarf"? I mean, dwarfs are cool, in that Tolkien retro way. When I think of "little people" I think "less than a real person." Consistency, that's all I'm asking for.

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....what he said.....

I say Fuck all these euphemistic, politically correct terms for what are essentially straightforward jolts of reality to people who's biggest problem is chapped lips and "Everybody Love's Raymond" finally dying....

'Midget' is the correct term, it is a descriptive noun ("Mommy that MIDGET got squashed by that CRIPPLE wheeling his wheelchair really fast through the mall...") and can be used in conjunction with things that typically denote power/death to make them seem more in harmony with Ying/Yang..."The Navy's Lastest MIDGET Submarine is equipped with 2 (two) Mark 48 nuclear tipped torpedoes..."