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#100032 - 05/09/05 06:37 PM Cleanup required in Aisle Three
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
History repeats itself. The poster everybody loves to hate turns out to be Brandon Irons, posting as pornoloser. (whodathunkit?)

Read my post on page two of the thread, because he's sure to delete the original post.

At least people tend to like my alter egos.

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#100033 - 05/09/05 06:42 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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holy shit! i wondered about that and thought it was pornloser fucking up a quote from somewhere else, which was plausible.

jeff/tony-we need an IP check ASAP!!!

brandon-why are you so unhappy with your self-image that you need to keep making more accounts?
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#100034 - 05/09/05 06:47 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

holy shit! i wondered about that and thought it was pornloser fucking up a quote from somewhere else, which was plausible.

jeff/tony-we need an IP check ASAP!!!

brandon-why are you so unhappy with your self-image that you need to keep making more accounts?




It could possibly be a fucked up quote but I doubt it. This and pornoloser reek of Brandon. Ever since Ricky Riccardo on "I Love Lucy" I've been tired of the little man syndrome. It just goes on and on and on.

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#100035 - 05/09/05 06:48 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

Read my post on page two of the thread, because he's sure to delete the original post.



No he won't - banned user id's can't edit messages.

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#100036 - 05/09/05 06:55 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
there's nothing worse than the extremely-short. they're so bitter and i've never decided whether a long iron or fairway wood is really right for them
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#100037 - 05/09/05 07:00 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Quote:

Read my post on page two of the thread, because he's sure to delete the original post.



No he won't - banned user id's can't edit messages.






Jrv, is that the IP verification? Or will that assure that Malice will look into it? In any event thanks.

Note to Brandon - since you lost the last note from the Monsieur days- when you make up an ID try the happy go lucky types. They last longer.

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#100038 - 05/09/05 07:18 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

Jrv, is that the IP verification? Or will that assure that Malice will look into it? In any event thanks.




I can't see IP addresses.

I'm sure that Tony, big Brandon fan that he is, will look into it when he has time.

Pornloser had already earned a temporary suspension for spamming more Fuck Yous in Website Talk.

I lack proof, but I'm willing to risk having to make a public apology to Pornloser in order to ensure Brandon doesn't delete his guilt.
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#100039 - 05/09/05 07:21 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Look...you're not going to sidetrack me from the ass-kicking screenshots from A GOOD SOURCE OF IRON #5, OK? Try all the petty bullshit you want. I am putting out my best movie ever....and you're going to like it!

I post under one name: Brandon Iron. Now get back to the thread with dozens of screen caps called SCREENSHOTS FROM A GOOD SOURCE OF IRON #5 and give detailed comments about each one. That should occupy you for a little while. Play nice, children.

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#100040 - 05/09/05 07:31 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Brandon, I don't deny your contribution of the screenshots or the other information you've provided regarding your movies AS BRANDON IRON. I decided I was in the minority because I don't like seeing girls/whores dick-slapped, slapped and covered in a quart of cum and told you I'd stay out of those threads of yours. You have a lot of fans here and elsewhere. But, if pornoloser turns out to be you all bets are off.

If you weren't posting as pornoloser then no worries for you, and my apologies. As for me and my house, I'll wait for Malice to weigh in.

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#100041 - 05/09/05 07:50 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
jamesn Offline
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well, it doesn't appear to be butchered-quote--i tried matching phrases from the pornloser post using the search here, google's advanced search and a few others. nada. it's unique, which means we should wait for tony. it shouldn't interfere with screenshot-posting at all, just means he'll have a few less accounts to reply to them with praise.
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#100042 - 05/09/05 08:06 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
Bornyo Offline
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Quote:

well, it doesn't appear to be butchered-quote--i tried matching phrases from the pornloser post using the search here, google's advanced search and a few others. nada. it's unique, which means we should wait for tony. it shouldn't interfere with screenshot-posting at all, just means he'll have a few less accounts to reply to them with praise.




I tried those searches before I posted in General, because I hate apologizing. Then I figured any one of us pricks could sign a post "Thanks,Brandon", but it still seemed to fit.

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#100043 - 05/09/05 09:00 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

you're not going to sidetrack me from the ass-kicking screenshots from A GOOD SOURCE OF IRON #5, OK?




Those whores have disgusting fucked up rotting meth teeth. Quality not quantity brandon. Crest whitestrips does a girl good. Maybe you should buy those whores some to use before a shoot.


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#100044 - 05/09/05 10:09 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Ssshhhh!!! I pay these girls in meth! We watch the movie SPUN and then I call the guys over to dump loads. Anyone who saw the DVD extra called "Oral Train Wreck" in A GOOD SOURCE OR IRON #2 saw first hand the effects of overindulgence. Ladies, snort a tiny little bit to get you going, then really go wild and double the dose 5 minutes before the guys come in your mouth. You will be so numb you won't realize what the fuck is happening.



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#100045 - 05/09/05 10:12 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
The right way to imitate a baby bird waiting for a worm...



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#100046 - 05/09/05 10:13 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
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Loc: Penalty Box
Hmmmm...looks good here.



Try to be optimistic and look on the bright side, guys. The glass is half full....er, it WAS half full before that thirsty whore Kelly "Fuckin" Wells drank it!


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#100047 - 05/09/05 10:15 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Kelly Wells.



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#100048 - 05/10/05 01:23 AM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
I especially like the dead black tooth with the inflamed gums on this one.


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#100049 - 05/10/05 08:33 AM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:



jeff/tony-we need an IP check ASAP!!!

brandon-why are you so unhappy with your self-image that you need to keep making more accounts?




Its a dead on match.
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#100050 - 05/10/05 08:51 AM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Quote:



jeff/tony-we need an IP check ASAP!!!

brandon-why are you so unhappy with your self-image that you need to keep making more accounts?




Its a dead on match.




Thanks oh fearless leader. This is too damned funny.

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#100051 - 05/10/05 10:20 AM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three *DELETED*
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Post deleted by TonyMalice

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#100052 - 05/10/05 10:22 AM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Bornyo: Enjoy this screencap. It's a big asshole. I repeat: A BIG ASSHOLE!





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#100053 - 05/10/05 12:24 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Bornyo: Enjoy this screencap. It's a big asshole. I repeat: A BIG ASSHOLE!




Ha, the biggest picture of an asshole is to the left of your screencap, and to the left of the board. You'd think all the pussy you get would have eased your self-hatred and lack of self confidence to the point you didn't have to make up screennames and have conversations with yourself. Oh wait, that's right, you pay for all that poontang.

You're boring. I'm through with you.

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#100054 - 05/10/05 12:24 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
Random Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
Quote:

Bornyo: Enjoy this screencap. It's a big asshole. I repeat: A BIG ASSHOLE!






Wrong. It's A BIG HAIRY ASSHOLE!
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#100055 - 05/10/05 01:56 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
Mandy Taylor Offline
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Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
/spit -----> Brandon Iron

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#100056 - 05/10/05 03:27 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

... you didn't have to make up screennames and have conversations with yourself.




this one is great..

any guess on how many people he is in the thread?
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#100057 - 05/10/05 03:46 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
Random Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
Quote:

Quote:

... you didn't have to make up screennames and have conversations with yourself.




this one is great..

any guess on how many people he is in the thread?




Jesus Christ, the guys completely schizophrenic. It's one thing for Melissa Ashley (R.I.P) to use the alias Buttmaster to commend herself -- although that's lame as hell, too -- but to actually create an alias to talk shit about yourself is just... Well, flat-out nuts. Hopefully he'll take this time away from XPT to seek help for what is obviously a serious problem. God speed to you, you tiny, balding Canadian. God speed.
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#100058 - 05/10/05 06:27 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
honestly, anyone who takes pride in being a pervert "just like you" and fetishising the fluid coming from the penises of a large group of strange men is somewhere between being massively damaged and institutionalized. then add in the sheer amount of time it takes to have conversations with yourself, mix a dash of talking shit about your business-partners and thinking you could get away with it AGAIN when the first one blew up in your face and the guy's just deranged. i don't trust anyone whose face lights up when they hear the word "semen" mentioned, and i trust them less when they can talk about it with true passion. bjfan=freak
brandon=freak and probably bjfan.

i hope you get help brandon, i was silent through the trichotillomania that left you bald. i kept my mouth shut when your pyromania led you to burn down jilly kelly's house, but you're falling deeper and deeper into dissociative identity disorder and with your love of fire and persistant kleptomania i fear for the lives of those around you . i'll say a prayer for all 9 of your self-devised realities right after i have the gay posing pics printed by the thousands and stapled to every telephone pole within 4 miles of RLD/PXP. I will buy every one of your dvds provided you agree to a vasectomy--i fear a high-degree of heredibility of your dsm-IV grab-bag of defects and the world doesn't need more short, bald and crazy people fixated on the seed of his fellow men.,

btw, am i the only one that noticed brandon/RLD webmaster attempted to sell us stuff at about 5x the rate of the guy who actually pays the bills for this place?
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#100059 - 05/10/05 06:46 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
Cerberus Offline
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Oh well, I find the entire situation hilarious. What better way to be the topic of so many posts? So is he nutz? Or is he laughing at all the free advertising?
Do a search. He is being talked about everywhere here.
Fucking funny as hell.

Carry on.
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#100060 - 05/10/05 09:04 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Oh well, I find the entire situation hilarious. What better way to be the topic of so many posts? So is he nutz? Or is he laughing at all the free advertising?
Do a search. He is being talked about everywhere here.
Fucking funny as hell.

Carry on.




All the stupid motherfucker had to do was self promote and post his screencaps but that isn't enough. Another stupid motherfucker done in by Microsoft's cookies. Maybe he can sue Bill Gates for uncovering one of his many screen-names. Jeff or Malice may have a problem with all his shilling but that has never been my problem with him. He is a pathetic fuck who sets up false screen-names and argues and/or compliments himself on this board. It is nigh on to pathetic. You people have given him all the reinforcement he ought to need by supporting his product, but that hasn't been enough.

Fuckee kill kill kill and dynamite the breasts and feed to to maternity ward for one day, for chrissakes.

By the way Toelicker, I think you're an asshole, too.


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#100061 - 05/10/05 09:20 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

By the way Toelicker, I think you're an asshole, too.






Toelicker has the same calm disposition as Cleetus, and I don't trust that or them.

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#100062 - 05/10/05 09:21 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains

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#100063 - 05/10/05 10:20 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Well, after being here a few quiet months I think this is the first official episode of pornodrama and general weirdness that I have witnessed (Sammura not included). Wow, what the fuck was this shit all about, anyways? Ahh, never mind, let's toke.

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#100064 - 05/11/05 01:31 AM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Im convinced that picture Brandon posted is of him post op gender surgery. I always knew the guy was an asshole but i had no idea to what extent until now. With that gaping hole it looks like Brandon is going to be invited over to Peter North's to watch Martha Stewart Living once she gets her show back.
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#100065 - 05/11/05 12:31 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Quote:

Oh well, I find the entire situation hilarious. What better way to be the topic of so many posts? So is he nutz? Or is he laughing at all the free advertising?






Dude, this is porn. About the only benefit of all this "free advertising" is he might be able to supersize his next mcnugget package.
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#100066 - 05/11/05 12:35 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Quote:

He is a pathetic fuck who sets up false screen-names and argues and/or compliments himself on this board. It is nigh on to pathetic. You people have given him all the reinforcement he ought to need by supporting his product, but that hasn't been enough.





What's amazing is that few of Brandon's sock-puppets have 1 or 2 posts. He spends months--in the case of pornloser, even YEARS--nurturing their identities. It's fucking insane.
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#100067 - 05/11/05 01:14 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

He spends months--in the case of pornloser, even YEARS--nurturing their identities. It's fucking insane.




no shit. i looked back on old porn loser post and that shit went way back.

he's pretty crafty. i wouldn't doubt he's still got a few names floating around
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#100068 - 05/11/05 03:17 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:




Toelicker has the same calm disposition as Cleetus, and I don't trust that or them.






That Toelicker is a shifty motherfucker.

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#100069 - 05/11/05 04:24 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
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Quote:

Quote:

Oh well, I find the entire situation hilarious. What better way to be the topic of so many posts? So is he nutz? Or is he laughing at all the free advertising?







Dude, this is porn. About the only benefit of all this "free advertising" is he might be able to supersize his next mcnugget package.




Hey Arab, Super sized is better than regular, even in porn.

I didn't say he was going to get rich off this.

Remember it's all relative.
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#100070 - 05/11/05 06:11 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
Saevus Maximus Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
I wonder how many screen names he uses on that "other" board.
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#100071 - 12/28/06 07:22 AM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
great thread
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#100072 - 06/26/07 07:12 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
still a great thread. here you go fatman.
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#100073 - 06/26/07 08:44 PM Re: Cleanup required in Aisle Three
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Thx, jmsn!
Bornyo, that ROCKS!!


BI, a liar?!?!?

I am shocked - SHOCKED, I say!!!



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