No lie. I have seen it with my own eyes!

I was sitting in the waiting room while getting my oil changed and right out there in the parking lot was Jigaloo -- down between a donkey's hind legs and sucking donkey penis!

He was slobbing all over it and flicking his tongue like he was savoring a cut of prime meat. At times he would stop and ask the donkey if he "liked that."

It wasn't long before some of the other patrons called the police.

As Jigaloo heard the sirens approaching, he began to furiously jerk the donkey, hoping to taste that jizz before being hauled off to jail.

No luck. The cops drug him away mid-suck! His arms and legs flailed as he tried to break out and get back to his equine lover. But alas, he would have to settle for the piddling donkey pre-cum that was already oozing into his beast-loving esophagus.

I turned away, unable to shake the horrible images that had just transpired. I would never be the same again.