Ok, so some ideas have been floating around in my head. I'm not one to hand people quality, marketable ideas gratis, but I currently have neither the time nor the resources to make things happen. Instead, I choose to float them out there and if anyone wants to grab the reigns, please contact me to hear my simple compensation requests, so we can avoid future litigation.

Others feel free to offer your ideas, but make them reasonable and producable. Boot fucking crack whores is not a viable enterprise for mass marketing.


THE SHARPIE OLYMPICS

This would be a Triathlon really. Here is the set up:

Two whores take the challenge. You set their fee ahead of time, and then the winner gets a bonus, and the chance to take on future challengers as they arise. There are 3 events: How many Sharpies can you fit in your mouth, cunt, and shit box.

We have a 2 man both, with Analyst and Color Commentator. We will also need a referee.

A coin flip to determine which whore starts the first event, then it is alternated. Once we crown our initial champion, the challenger will go first when competing against her.

We do some pre game shots of the whores prepping holes for the competition, as the announcers engage in witty banter.

Highlights are inserted in between the competitors at bats.

No time limit, they keep cramming markers in them until they tap.

This should be a lay up for a half hour scene, but I'm thinking more of stretching it to 45 minutes or an hour competition.

Could start off w/ a tournament style event, or after a few 1 on 1 face offs, use a small tourny to get a challenger. Or it could be done via live streams to stimulate betting on the outcomes.

Might be a better idea for the web over DVD. In that case a highlight package DVD would be produced after a while.

No mopes cuts costs. No actual fucking may let us get the whores on the cheap. Seems like an easily doable idea, unless Sharpie gives us grief over using their name. Marker Olympics doesn't sound as good, but we can do it. Worse comes to worse, we use the flea market Super Sharpie knock offs for the actual events.

WOMAN'S WORK DONE HOW MEN LIKE IT

This would be an extension of my goofing in the Latest Purchase thread. It would entail hotties doing household duties, while getting fucked. Scenes start off with the whore doing a chore, scantily clad or naked, while a guy with a POV cam is stroking it. Then he goes for it and she has to keep doing the chore. Hands and knees scrubbing while getting fucked. Scrambling eggs while getting ass fucked at the stove. On her knees, one hand and mouth on cock, while the other is working a vacuum. Ironing clothes while having her pussy eaten. Whatever, as long as the whore keeps getting the chore done as she is getting fucked.

This idea doesn't have the legs of the first, but it would make for a quality DVD, then a lame cash grab sequel.

Hahaha. That second one reminded me of a VHS "porn" I saw when I was 14 or 15. "Nude Housewives of America". All it was was naked chicks dusting, making sandwiches, raking leaves and the like. If I remember correctly the tape had no soundtrack at all.

If you could get Tiffany Hopkins into a French Maid outfit and back in front of the camera, this would be gold.

OK, we could go french maid for one scene, but I was thinking apron only, or a house coat with the ass cut out.

I like the 2nd one. The first one was funnier than fuck, but if there's commentary you just know Ron Jeremy will be involved. Maybe whore commentators.

My 2 ideas:

1)Retards.

2)Real African village folks. A generation or two out of the trees.

Nah, I gotta pass on tards. African village could work, but you'd have a tough time getting them to fill out 2257 docs. Unless you try and sell it to Nat Geo.

For me to sign off on the first idea, we'd have to put in the contract a no Ron Jeremy clause. I think a mope analyst and a comic color guy would work.

I've seen a few Rodney Moore scenes that almost qualify for the working women thing. But it's Rodney, and we all know that his shit could be improved on.

Not saying tards and Africans are my thing. I'm just talking untapped markets.

Would 2257s be required if the the masterpiece were made on the Dark Continent?

A few years ago I saw (censored) JAV which appeared to be a little Japanese girl fucking a bunch of grizzled African villagers.

There is no way I can come up with the name but there might well be a clip of it on efukt.

The Africans look totally amused and bewildered and the chick just appears as though she would rather be dead. Which is possibly what she was threatened with.

The erotic quality of this video is nonexistent, or some might say repulsive.

Point being I think the Japs covered the African village angle already.

I am relatively certain you could find 'tard porn but I am guessing it's self filmed what with consent/exploitation issues.


EDIT: this vid was very obviously filmed in Africa.

Private rents the "Apollo 13" parabolic arch plane to shoot zero gravity porn and the Japanese go to a dirty ass African villages when they want an exotic location. I don't get it either.

I nominate Li'l Pimp Hand for the latter.

You mean Brandon?

Looking for material for Hottest Pic of the Day, I came across this.

I was thinking maybe Great White Hunters rolling into a village and violating the local whore population. Black on Black does nothing for me.

I feel the need to consolidate my ideas, so I can feel comfortable using my verbiage of choice, and to not hijack an unrelated thread. Plus, my last thoughts were working it into the Sharpie Olympics any way.

Bump. I'm going to put my brain storming for XPT: a Porn Parody here later.

Initial thoughts:

Fake Cancer Whore Scene

Coco Scene

The SeXXXtons as Desi and Elle http://therealpornwikileaks.com/mother-daughter-porn-tag-team-plan-to-make-it-rich/

Fake Gia in a Cover My Face scene on a yellow couch w/ midget Fake Brandon ordering her around. There any ultra hairy mopes out there we can cast as Panzer for this one? Also in this scene we will have a colored guy struggling to get wood the whole time to be Tritone.

I'd like 2 more scenes, and I have a wonderful idea of the ins/outs from scenes.

NO TRANNIES, so keep yer ideas for a ChristianXXX scene to yourself.

I wouldn't wish that on the SeXXXtons.

We need to work Tritone into his own scene. Maybe a white guy and girl fucking, and Tritone comes in with a Tropical Fantasy in one hand and a piece of chicken in the other, screaming about them dodging. Halfway through his yelling he stops to take a bite of the chicken. Then it turns into something from Cuckold Sessions.

Also a guy in a wheelchair ala Burg would be cool.

The gnome from Game Of Thrones in gnomish make-up marinading in a pot of Guinness with some gold coins on the bottom. Water sports as a retirement plan after the loot.

I think we should have a video where an opinionated man from the great Pacific Northwest Smokes weed out of the twats of mature amateur swingers. I know Joe Gallant already did this, but he liked poop and pee. Barry would pull it off with more class.

Followed by much slapping and tears. I cry easily.

I stumbled on a dope flavored series that I think JM did. It was absolutely terrible. They decided to get arty and it was horribly unfappable.

Was it the Slave series?

made me lol.