...but I can see this place had some serious plastic surgery...

I've come back to this sexual backwater, simply because I am now living 50% of the time in Atlantic City, building my own Boardwalk Empire from my Keyboard in a Condo next to the recently renamed "Atlantic Club" (formerly the Atlantic City HILTON, but Hilton revoked the use of their name from the casinos in AC and Vegas using it...must be a gay-negro thing from Paris' vapid psyche.) The other half of my time I've been wheeling around New England dodging psychotic drug addicted strippers who insist on pretending to be "interested/attracted/in love" with da burglar, but who really only care about my ability to access/obtain Schedule II Narc....er, Godiva Chocolates. I've taken up residence in AC in part to hide from these parasites, but every now and then I journey back because the ability to jerk off into a still-attractive-yet-stoned woman's mouth while placing a 20 mg "chocolate" on her tongue in the middle of a puddle of my splooge is an experience that I highly recomend if you have the means.

What's the most important thing that has happened here at XPT in the last 18 months since I've been gone?

Is Holly Randall still happily married?

Is Gia married yet?

Should I plan on staying here and contributing to the cacaphony of intellectually stimulating debauchery and madness? Is my brand of "life and living" still wanted here?

I have lost touch with Porn in general, what's the latest trend in the industry? Is Gianna Michaels Still alive? I think I'd like to jerk off into her mouth before I croak, does anyone know if she likes pills?

You want to hear something fuckedup? 4 months ago, I found out that a hott whore I allowed into my home in Connecticut memorized my Social Security Number while sitting at my desk with me searching online for beach houses in South Jersey, and guess what she did with it? If you said went out and purchased 83,000 euros worth of shoes and bags and choclates you are 100% WRONG.....she actually went and ran a CREDIT REPORT on moi via one of her other "private client's" construction business, for what purpose I can only speculate she was sizing me up for a bigger swallow than anything previously attempted, but thankfully I find out within hours whenever someone or something starts poking their nose in my Burg-biz. Fucking empty greedy whores, my cum is better off being dumped in a public toidy in Newark New Jersy than down her gullet.

Hello again XPT....

Hey Burg. how's it going?

Apparently so. Who would a thunk?





HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!





Economic survival. Yes. I don't know, but if she does she probably still prefers cheeseburgers.





Hey How's it going?

atlantic city sounds fun. if only I was allowed into america.. >>_<\

whatd you do to get banned?

Welcome back. Any time you are bored, feel free to dazzle us with hooker tales.

hey man. just thinking of you . will pm you in a bit.



.....your box is full.

Shit, that almost sounds like the Roman Church's Communion ritual. The goo substitutes for the transubstantiated blood of Christ, while the chocolate is a tastier body of Christ.

The psychology of your priestly act is disturbing.

I, for one, am stoked da burg is back. I read his pm this morning but saw this thread now. Burg, I'm on an iPhone and traveling in nyc so I can't respond in length til I get back to my friend's place where I can plug in my iPad.

you had to read that far into it to find something disturbing?.



that's not the first time he's used that line here. Burg could be the ultimate pervert and for that fact alone i say welcome back sir.

Look who has wheeled back with his lifeless dick between his legs. Holly is married in name, however has been living in a separate residence for the past few months.

Welcome back Burg! Lets hear some new stories of drunken debauchery, this place hasn't been the same without you.

I dunno...the rear admiral did a pretty fucken good job of being burg.

I'd watch an hour weekly show of Burg and Rear Admiral sitting around, getting loaded and going tit for tat with whore stories. I'd even put in for the drugs to give em.

As would i

Hey Burg, is this you in this video?

http://www.bestgore.com/torture/duluth-police-officer-richard-jouppi-assault-man-in-wheelchair/

I'm only 5% the adventurer that is Da Burglar.

Your posts typically consist of 5% of the words as well.

Is "adventurer" the admiral level equivalent of a "hobbyist?"

Ok well nice to see everyone is basically the same too and the gay rights nazis havent totally homo-ified this place....wait, is Brandon still alive? Around?

Someone please tell the landlords here at xpt my Message box apparently has 2,051 messages in it and the quota is something like 5 so I'm not about to delete 89 pages of old news.

I watched the debate last night and had my intelligence insulted by both candidates. If you put a gun to my head, I'd vote Mitt, but since there is no gun I probably wont vote. The country is fucked up, neither party has a clue how to really truly solve shit, no one's offering realistic plans. I'm Burg, I'm a realist...

I'll write more later.

Attention users with full PM inboxes! Read This!

I have about 8 PMs, about one for every year since I became a member of the board. most of those were from windy!

would definitely enjoy some 'burg updates. what bought on the hiatus?

Glad to know you're keeping the East Coast skanks in line, Burg.

where's the fayner emoticon gone..?

Burg's back. Awesome.




I don't think that applies to Frankie* so much, or else we wouldn't be hearing so much about his weight loss attempts. You're thinking of the other fellow, above.



*frankiepornmagician, frankie five angels...

yeah i dont know who those other frankies are...

I wasn't talking about frankie..

I cleared my fucking in box of all oldy moldy messages from the last 6 years, so if anyone wants to PM me, please do so now so I can start accumulating 6 more years of private bullshit.

Has anyone else started a Sylvia Kristel memorial thread? Since she kinda was a Porn star (soft boiled variety) I was waiting for yet another XPT specialty "dead porn whore" thread (anyone remember Moblem and his dead whore fetish? Or was that Maged?)

Anyhoo, I recall from my teen years a Young horny Da Burg jerking frantically to Sylvia Kristel flicks that would appear late at night on Showtime and HBO in the 1980s....this was before the advent of the open mouth cumshot that sent me over the edge when I was 30, and I can only imagine the fractured Penii that would have resulted if I had been able to see a Sylvia Kristel behave like Gia Jerkins does in Down The Hatch 13...if I had seen such a spectacle when I was 15-16 years old (either Sylvia or Gia) my penis would have snapped off from over jerking.

RIP Miss Kristel

Goodbye Emannuelle.

You beat me to it. I started one in the porn thread. It was really more about the stupidity of Yahoo calling her the first adult film actress.

Burg....ever had any experience with modafinil?. It's the shit they give fighter pilots to get an edge.

and which harvard boy are you voting for?.

Never considered Modafinil.....I have rarely if ever touched or ingested substances which have the effect of what the pharmacologically naive would describe as "UPPERS", or stimulants. I am by nature aggressive and edgy, too much so in fact....my condition/disability is essentially "Brittle bone disease", and even though I have the mild form of it, I am still at risk for fractures. Being a "Type A" alpha cripple doesnt work for me, in fact it is dangerous and counterproductive. So if I and when I am in position to choose substances to ingest, I go for the "soothing" effect of what everyone else terms downers, and there are a plethora of substances which have this calming effect. But since my condition actually, truly involves shitload of pain, opiates tend to be the first (and only) thing I will allow down my throat. One of the reasons I am still here in this world living, breathing, complaining, spending, (on whores), splooging (on whores), and posting on XPT is I never EVER ever NEVER ever ever Never mix drugs, specifically taking another form of a "downer" when taking opiates for pain. Especially Booze and or Benzodiazepines. The vast Majority of so-called opiate related overdoses and deaths involve Polypharmacy, the consumption of multitudes of drugs that have a potentiating impact on the system.

When mixing drugs, 1 plus 1 is not 2. There is a new "front" in our governments "war" on drugs, whereby they are ballyhooing the last 5-10 years of an epidemic of prescription drug abuse, especially painkillers/opiates-oids. They point to the fact that Drug Overdose on prescription pain pills is now the greatest source of fatalities outside of car wrecks. This, in turn, causes them to wage yet another battle on the drug front, this time against doctors-pharmacies-patients who may be overdoing it with the painpills. It's bullshit, for quite a few reasons, but the reason that burns Daburglar's gonads the most is the way Data (statistics) are so easily manipulated and twisted to support a bogus or sketchy conclusion, or "Casus Belli", by the government to justify their latest war on drugs, which is really infringements of our constitutional rights. These so-called increased incidents of Death by O.D. on pills VERY often involve people who consumed a lot of booze AND/or other drugs along with their pain pills, which greatly distorts what is going on....it is actually very difficult for a otherwise healthy person to O.D. to the point of DEATH on Opiates ALONE, unless they consume a HUGE HUGE amount as would happen, say, in a DELIBERATE SUICIDE!!! Furthermore, even though toxicology reports can specify the level of a specific drug in a person's system at the time of death, this too is not an ironclsd conclusive tool to use in proving the cause of death and can also be misleading.

First and foremost, every single person is different from everyone else in almost every facet, including general metabolic system and rates of ingestion, metabolization etc. Tolerance is also a huge factor in evaluating death by O.D., and tolerance is a subjective and nebulous concept to apply/evaluate for any individual case....we cannot ever know, beyond any reasonable doubt, just HOW much of a drug a person can or cannot tolerate before death ABSOLUTELY results. If a person has been consuming a substance, such as Methadone or Oxycontin (or really any substance over a period of time) it gets stored in various parts of the body....immediately AFTER death, those reservoirs of drugs inside the body release their drugs back into the "system", thus DISTORTING the true amount and timeframe of what the person ingested immediately prior to croaking. You get the picture.....

THUS....There is no "Epidemic", just greater awareness of pain and how to treat it, with the resulting inevitable increase in the availability of opiates in the average person's medicine locker..

And Lou, as for which Hah-vahhd shithead I'm voting for, the answer is (as I already alluded in previous posts) ...... NEITHER of the two pricks. Why? Both parties (not candidates, PARTIES) are completely bereft and bankrupt of realistic and effective ideas/plans how to resolve and fix the handful of truly IMPORTANT ISSUES/PROBLEMS facing the US of A right now, Both parties have been hijacked by special interests, and by the far LEFT(Dems) and RIGHT(Repubs) extreme elements within each respective party, and neither party understands just how imporTant bipartisanship really is for long term success. If I cast my vote for the party that I believe is the lesser of two evils (in this case Romney), win or lose I'd nonetheless be contributing TO the "mandate", or total influence or power that the Repubulicans wield in all issues. Cannot do that for either party.

i love that you're back and posting...thanks for the reply.

the reason i asked about Modafinil( marketed as Provigil, Aletec, and Vigicer) is that it appears this psychostimulant has become a favorite among the ceo and big business types.

check out this description...

Modafinil improves memory, and enhances one's mood, alertness and cognitive powers. The drug has a smoother feel than amphetamines and enables the user to stay awake and alert for 40 hours or more. Once the drug wears off, you just have to catch up on some sleep.

it sounds badass...

and i'm not even going to vote this go-round. #fuckit

The fact that modafinil seems to "promote memory and clear thinking" will make this drug undesirable as a whole (hole) for porn whores and "private" whores alike....because, for women who rent their holes for money (or other commodities or things of Value & utility including other drugs), The BATSHIT/CRAZY/HAZY Euphoria of regular Amphetamines, and especially METHamphetamine, is what they are chasing and seeking to galvanize their cerebRAL-SEXUAL command centers into performing and perpetrating acts of sexual depravity and abandon.

Burg, I agree with most opiate deaths being a result of mixing with alcohol. I also suspect opiate death from long term use is due to liver damage from acetaminophen as a built in buffer. Your thoughts?

I can't relate to whores preferring uppers to get that fuck with reckless abandon feel. I hate uppers. Nothing makes me less sexual and elevates all five senses to disgust overload than uppers. And like you, I'm already analytical and type A. I don't drugs to increase that. It does the opposite of focussing my angst into sexual energy. On uppers, I'd be sketched out beyond belief, think everyone and every floor of the Ritz Carlton was diseased, and I'd be in the next taxi out of there. Now opiates, that's sumptuous. Euphoric. Comfortable like a velvet blanky you want to snuggle under while it snows outside and the reward centers in my brain are holes finally filled.

That said, fucking faggot doctor only gave me Vicodin 550s for pain. They're not even norcos! My boyfriend has already quit hiding them and rationing them out as directed on the bottle. Dude, I don't make swipes about your 5th of Kubler just being an appertif, you don't fear for my life because I take 4 pills at a time in order to be effective.

If you're worried about your liver with vicodin use, you could try taking a supplement called NAC (short for N-acetylcystein). It's what they give to people who OD on tylenol. I'm not sure how they administer it in the hospital, but taking an oral supplement of it whenever you pop some pills probably wouldn't be a bad idea.

I'm not a pillhead in general and have only tried the stimulant adderall once or twice. But I had a fantastic night once when I combined alcohol with an oxy and half of an adderall. It's like I was invincible and also super focused at the same time. And I felt like I could socialize with anyone and have a great time. But mostly I just stick with booze.

I was amazed to see a news story about one of the kids at Columbia U. that was caught in a sting for selling Adderall. He was getting $10-$30/pill! Adderall is No Doz w/o the teeth grinding.

Those dipsits could get a box of 12 hour Sudafeds and accomplish the same goal 20x for $10. I have a low tolerance for that shit, so a 12hr pill will keep me from sleeping for about 16hrs. I usually get the box of 96-30mg tablets and pop 1 or 2 if I need a mid day pick me up.

im surprised college age kids wouldnt know about just getting otc shit that does the same thing for cheaper and more effectively.

Remember the good old days when they acutally sold flat-out fucking ephedrine at gas stations? Shit made every hair on your head tingle. Me? I'm more of a benzo guy. Opiates make me clean my house then vomit and lay down. Speed makes me an unbearable person to be around.

On a return drive from Daytona Bike Week, my friend bought a bottle of Truckers Luv It, and was pooping the pills the whole ride. When I heard this, I told him it was the same as the speed I offered him, before he left, just not cooked down, and he got all bugged out.

I used to love the herbal energy pills called Up Your Gas. 1 and I was great, 2 and I was quite irritable.

For about a year after the pseudo-ephedrine regulations kicked in, you could still find some dusty boxes of pills on the shelf in Paki/Arab delis.

Wow. That just gave me a flashback. Except my memory includes me talking gobbledygook to myself during the whole episode. I also accidentally picked up the water glass I leave in the sink for my cat, drank from it and unleashed an epic spit-take.

Argentina prioritizes the right things. They have the highest amount of anorexia than any country and they're second in highest amount of plastic surgery.

I used to do crosstops like a fiend. Ordered like 4000 a month from the back of High Times. Sold them in 50 packs at about a 300% profit. I was doing 400+ a month. At least 15 a day. The tingly scalp thing. Was sleeping maybe 15 hours a week and about once a month I'd cash for about a day and a half. There were folks worried about my safety.

Well, at least they don't criminalize the right things. Remember, it was just a few years ago our own DOJ tried to shut Jeffy and this board down.

Not too many of the current crop were here for that.

they also realized countries are usually fucked up regardless of whos in charge so they at least made the very pleasing to the eye fernandez de kirchner prez.

jesus-fuckfaced-christ.... when i mentioned Modafinil i didn't mean it as a recreational drug. this shit is obviously targeted at the next level boot on your throat pistol at your head overachiever types. wtf are you guys going on about?.
i'm surprised i'm surprised actually. my bad...





didn't italy have a whore in power at some level at one point in time?. i'm not sure how much plastic surgery the italians get but i know how much they need it.

Yes they did.

As a member of Parliament. I suspect that an Italian MP, of whatever stripe, has even less influence than Shelly Lubben.

Welcome back Burg. Anytime you work splooge into any post of yours it makes me laugh.