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#246953 - 05/26/07 07:56 AM
Re: gardenweb, anyone?
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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Funny you posted this. I was reading the old gardenweb threads yesterday and pissed myself. I work in landscaping and gardening and found it to be some of the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. Will there be more gardenweb antics in the future?
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#246954 - 05/26/07 08:09 AM
Re: gardenweb, anyone?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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there will be if you register and start posting. it's not some exclusive club or something, trolling there works better the more people from here jump in the mix.
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#246957 - 05/26/07 09:58 AM
Re: gardenweb, anyone?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Whenever things get slow here for Jamesn, it's Gardenweb time. I'm going to have to re-register. I don't think I have any credibility after The Fatman linked back to XPT in my dog troll thread.
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#246958 - 05/26/07 11:05 AM
Re: gardenweb, anyone?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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* Posted by bestlawn 6 (My Page) on
Sat, May 26, 07 at 12:49
These last few posts are beyond disturbing.
I'm asking administration to pull this thread.
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#246959 - 05/26/07 12:12 PM
Re: gardenweb, anyone?
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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I'm signing up for a gardening class at UCLA extension in June... I thought it was a healthy diversion from my everyday life in porn, but now I'm not so sure...
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#246961 - 05/26/07 03:03 PM
Re: gardenweb, anyone?
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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I'm signing up for a gardening class at UCLA extension in June... I thought it was a healthy diversion from my everyday life in porn, but now I'm not so sure...
GOD your greenbeans are so fucking ..... green.... 
I had greenbeans the other night, and immediately thought of Ms.Randall...perhaps if Holly could organise some pictures of various other hotties holding other healthy foods, she could singlehandedly change America's eating habits and ward off the growing obesity epidemic.
Just imagine the Pavlovian response payoff...a guy begins to fantasise about Jelena Jensen or Aria Giovanni, and then is overcome by the sudden urge to eat a healthy carrot or apple! 
(At this point, I could make a cheap joke about Hillary Scott and healthy yeast extract products like Marmite, but I'm above that...)
Make it so, Holly! 
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#246962 - 05/26/07 05:39 PM
Re: gardenweb, anyone?
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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I'm signing up for a gardening class at UCLA extension in June... I thought it was a healthy diversion from my everyday life in porn, but now I'm not so sure...
GOD your greenbeans are so fucking ..... green....
I had greenbeans the other night, and immediately thought of Ms.Randall...perhaps if Holly could organise some pictures of various other hotties holding other healthy foods, she could singlehandedly change America's eating habits and ward off the growing obesity epidemic.
Just imagine the Pavlovian response payoff...a guy begins to fantasise about Jelena Jensen or Aria Giovanni, and then is overcome by the sudden urge to eat a healthy carrot or apple!
(At this point, I could make a cheap joke about Hillary Scott and healthy yeast extract products like Marmite, but I'm above that...)
Make it so, Holly!
Strawberries contain a range of nutrients, with vitamin C heading the group. They also contain significant levels of phytonutrients and antioxidants, which fight free radicals.
Bananas are rich in vitamin B6 and they are a good source of fiber, vitamin C, magnesium and potassium. Lack of B6 in a diet can cause weakness, irritability and insomnia. The potassium found in bananas helps to regulate blood pressure and may reduce the risk of high blood pressure and stroke. Potassium is also essential for helping muscles to contract properly during exercise and reduces cramping up.
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#246963 - 05/26/07 06:03 PM
Re: gardenweb, anyone?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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#246966 - 05/26/07 07:11 PM
Re: gardenweb, anyone?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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it's a pleasure to have you on board! really, the more the merrier when it comes to fucking with garden-club housewives.
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#246967 - 05/26/07 07:12 PM
Re: gardenweb, anyone?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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* Posted by ronalawn82 z9FL (toulsa@juno.com) on
Sat, May 26, 07 at 18:50
Ladies and Gentlemen, what can be done to prevent the offensive comments by 'da burglar'? He has done it here and on the lawn care forum... something about a concrete lawn. The crispest, most concise comment that I have heard about the American Way states, "You have a right to swing your fist but it stops right where my nose begins" * Posted by bpgreen 5UT (My Page) on
Sat, May 26, 07 at 22:11
"Ladies and Gentlemen, what can be done to prevent the offensive comments"
There's a link at the bottom of each page that says "Contact Us" and one of the options on that is to report abuse of the forums.
Edited by jamesn (05/26/07 07:13 PM)
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#246968 - 05/26/07 07:17 PM
Re: gardenweb, anyone?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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* Posted by coopcarcam (My Page) on
Sat, May 26, 07 at 16:23
I hope you are crippled and I hope you do get a concrete slab lawn and I hope it rains and I hope you slide into the road and I hope you get hit by a mail truck and I hope it makes you realize that you are not funny.
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#246970 - 05/27/07 03:58 AM
Re: gardenweb, anyone?
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Bananas are rich in vitamin B6 and they are a good source of fiber, vitamin C, magnesium and potassium. Lack of B6 in a diet can cause weakness, irritability and insomnia. The potassium found in bananas helps to regulate blood pressure and may reduce the risk of high blood pressure and stroke. Potassium is also essential for helping muscles to contract properly during exercise and reduces cramping up.
I am so going to eat a banana today...     
Good stuff, Holly...showing hot chicks with healthy foodstuffs will undoubtedly serve to balance out your karma for all of those decidedly less health-conscious smoking fetish shoots! 
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#246971 - 05/27/07 06:30 AM
Re: gardenweb, anyone?
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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I just posted this gardening thread over there to see what kind of responses it'll get. Judging by some of Da Burglar's feedback comments, it would seem that these guys are not as tolerant as they once were.
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#246972 - 05/27/07 06:13 PM
Re: gardenweb, anyone?
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 01/31/06
Posts: 44
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* Posted by coopcarcam (My Page) on
Sat, May 26, 07 at 16:23
I hope you are crippled and I hope you do get a concrete slab lawn and I hope it rains and I hope you slide into the road and I hope you get hit by a mail truck and I hope it makes you realize that you are not funny.
I almost pissed myself laughing at this! The whole concrete lawn thread is hysterical!  
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#246973 - 05/28/07 03:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I think of james like a brother but this is why I have subconsciously avoided meeting up with him for lunch or drinks or whatever....god knows what trouble we will get into together....
Meanwhile more guffaws:
"There's a slight possibility that da_burglar is really a wealthy 39 year old who gives people 2nd degree burns with makeshift flamethrowers for being black and walking on his lawn, then bribes a policeman with $50 to bury the case. There's also a slight chance that this wealthy crippled 39 year old can't figure out how to use his wheelchair on a driveway and has never heard that stealing mail is a federal offense"
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#246977 - 05/28/07 05:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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shit, both threads are gone now
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#246978 - 05/29/07 02:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I think I'll have my lawyer send a threatening letter describing my emotional hurt at being doubted or questioned on my "crippledness" and threaten to report them to the justice department for discrimination...My home IP is locked out so i cant do it in a thread. Yeeesh these people take there Soil seriously eh?
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#246979 - 06/03/07 10:27 AM
Soccer Moms like to party, too.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I've been away and hate I missed the gardenweb fun, but I went back to the Youth Soccer Forum to wet a line. This time as a hang-dog soccer dad cuckold.
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#246981 - 06/03/07 11:06 AM
Re: Soccer Moms like to party, too.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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They moved it, then deleted it. I got a couple funny pm's. One from a guy I suspect has had that happen to him.
I couldn't find the link, but the post I made there touting allergy meds as performance enhancers got a much longer leash...
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#246982 - 06/03/07 01:39 PM
Re: Soccer Moms like to party, too.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Nice work, Bornyo. You should follow it up with a pained thread about the death of your marriage and the team's performance in a few weeks, blaming the deletion of the thread and a lack of advice.
Make them squirm!
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#246984 - 06/04/07 09:01 AM
With all of XPT's in-house "Legal Eagles"...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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We need to visit the Court TV Forums. My old username expired so I just re-registered as "Mr Bornyo". Here's a word to the wise: After filling out the registration information and entering "gagfactor" as my favorite courttv program, and pressing "submit", a window pops up and says your application has been submitted for review by moderators. So...you may want to excercise restraint, I may not get in this time around. Anyway, my intention is to get registered, get comfortable, and introduce the housedress wearing, marlboro light chainsmoking, flabby triceped, curlers in the hair mid-american courttv addicts to all the intricacies and ins and outs of the Max Hardcore case.
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#246985 - 06/04/07 09:57 AM
Re: With all of XPT's in-house "Legal Eagles"...
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 465
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We need to visit the Court TV Forums.
My old username expired so I just re-registered as "Mr Bornyo". Here's a word to the wise: After filling out the registration information and entering "gagfactor" as my favorite courttv program, and pressing "submit", a window pops up and says your application has been submitted for review by moderators. So...you may want to excercise restraint, I may not get in this time around.
Anyway, my intention is to get registered, get comfortable, and introduce the housedress wearing, marlboro light chainsmoking, flabby triceped, curlers in the hair mid-american courttv addicts to all the intricacies and ins and outs of the Max Hardcore case.
Fuck Bornyo, you've got waaay too much time on your hands.
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#246986 - 06/04/07 10:12 AM
Re: With all of XPT's in-house "Legal Eagles"...
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That's a good idea. I didn't know court TV had forums.
My own Idea is to target Anti-Porn groups outright, starting with XXXChurch. They're also an approval-based forum, so what I've been doing is pre-registering profiles. I figured I'd hand them out to XPT-ers the day I start trolling.
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#246987 - 06/05/07 12:50 AM
Re: With all of XPT's in-house "Legal Eagles"...
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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That's a good idea. I didn't know court TV had forums.
My own Idea is to target Anti-Porn groups outright, starting with XXXChurch. They're also an approval-based forum, so what I've been doing is pre-registering profiles. I figured I'd hand them out to XPT-ers the day I start trolling.
You're my favorite new poster, Jim B. Bake sale and raffle for the best i.d.'s you've established, I'm there!
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#246990 - 06/17/07 05:09 PM
Re: With all of XPT's in-house "Legal Eagles"...
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Anonymous
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What site is that. Looks like there's fun to be had trolling over there.
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#246992 - 02/02/11 02:14 PM
Re: gardenweb, anyone?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/21/08
Posts: 173
Loc: 1401 Wilson Boulevard, Rosslyn
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#246993 - 02/03/11 06:46 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Posts: 173
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#246994 - 02/03/11 07:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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That's nice work. Every single thread has his phone number, address and mugshot.
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#246997 - 02/04/11 08:09 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Senor Donkey needs to practice his impersonation of Natalie Wood until he gets it right.
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#246998 - 02/08/11 12:14 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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GOLD.
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#247000 - 02/13/11 05:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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I came across this, while surfing the interwebs.
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#247001 - 02/13/11 06:03 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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voicemail is fucked, just gave it a ring.
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