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#254786 - 06/26/07 04:41 PM The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
jamesn Offline
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so the chick can't drive so she got one of those lexusbrandonmobiles with the video camera so she can see what she backs into and destroys better. i felt compelled to redecorate the vehicle.


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#254787 - 06/26/07 04:42 PM Re: the pxpmobile rides again
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another


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#254788 - 06/26/07 04:43 PM Re: the pxpmobile rides again
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yet another


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#254789 - 06/26/07 04:43 PM Re: the pxpmobile rides again
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contact


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#254790 - 06/26/07 04:44 PM Re: the pxpmobile rides again
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#254791 - 06/26/07 04:44 PM Re: the pxpmobile rides again
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#254792 - 06/26/07 04:55 PM Re: the pxpmobile rides again
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#254793 - 06/26/07 04:59 PM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
have2cit Offline
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This thread rules!

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#254794 - 06/26/07 05:13 PM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
matt casey spinners next?
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#254795 - 06/26/07 05:15 PM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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if i believed in printers i'd print out blown-up copies of that brandonface picture malice used to love using and attach them to the wheels. maybe someone could photoshop them on like the original.
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#254796 - 06/26/07 05:16 PM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
Cerberus Offline
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#254797 - 06/26/07 06:05 PM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
k1ng Offline
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#254798 - 06/26/07 06:34 PM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Damn. I have no idea who "the chick" is.


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#254799 - 06/26/07 06:53 PM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
ChuckSpears Offline
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Don't forget the bukkake air freshner guapo told you about.

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#254800 - 06/26/07 07:13 PM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
jamesn Offline
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Loc: travieso capital management an...
lara roxxx/the wife/the worst driver ever
Quote:

Damn. I have no idea who "the chick" is.





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#254801 - 06/26/07 07:30 PM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
holy god, justttt wow. haha, but wow?!!

what is this your neighbor?? and your out doing this? in the middle of the day?! good god, i think this basically says what, what are you gonna do, seriously? they are pieces of paper, your really gonna complain here,really? reallllyyy???? i didnt think so bye

edit since i didnt really read, if the chick is indeed wifey? nice thinly veiled brag at least


Edited by ranathan (06/26/07 07:32 PM)

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#254802 - 06/26/07 08:07 PM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
Da Burglar Offline
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someone keeps sending me obnoxious text messages using the name Brandon Iron but not putting any return address...today I received a threateningly stupid yet still hillarious message in the middle of negotiating a property loan, I had to excuse myself out to buy a green hawaiian punch from the vending machine to gather my focus and thoughts after being distracted by this...my break was interpreted as if I was balking at what I was offered so the dude sweetened his offer, so thanks "Brandon"

The one txt msg he sent on friday actually had the phone number of the wine shop that Hillary used to buy her wines at, the bottles seen in the wine rack in their shared apartment that Brandon used to shoot 50 to 1 scenes with teenage prosties....I called the number and given my inability to hear well, it was a hillarious convo, see >>> "Who? Huh? What??? Wtf?? WTF!?!?!?! WTF WTF WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
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#254803 - 06/26/07 08:53 PM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
Willie D Offline

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This thread demands the picture of Brandonna with the French baguette in place of his dick...someone please find it.

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#254804 - 06/26/07 09:30 PM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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the wheels on the bus....


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Edited by jamesn (06/26/07 09:31 PM)
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#254805 - 06/26/07 10:01 PM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
The tone and chiding of this thread is taking me back to the xpt old school. Approved.
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#254806 - 06/26/07 11:10 PM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
RyanKnox Offline
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#254807 - 06/26/07 11:11 PM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
RyanKnox Offline
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Posts: 1802
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the effort put into the original post i mean

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#254808 - 06/27/07 02:35 AM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

the effort put into the original post i mean




Are you kidding? This has to be one of the greatest things ever achieved with so little effort. It's three sheets of paper, dude...an origami grandmaster couldn't come up with something more impressive.

Lo-fi Car Detailing > Paper Crane any day of the week!

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#254809 - 06/27/07 07:49 AM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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writing on fax paper with a marker is too much effort for ryan knox. no wonder he's on welfare now.
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#254810 - 06/27/07 08:44 AM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I predict great things for this vehicle in terms of number of souls captured per mile.
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#254811 - 06/27/07 09:10 AM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
TonyMalice Offline
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Registered: 03/12/03
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This thread is disturbing. Lol.
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#254812 - 06/27/07 09:13 AM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

someone keeps sending me obnoxious text messages using the name Brandon Iron but not putting any return address...today I received a threateningly stupid yet still hillarious message in the middle of negotiating a property loan, I had to excuse myself out to buy a green hawaiian punch from the vending machine to gather my focus and thoughts after being distracted by this...my break was interpreted as if I was balking at what I was offered so the dude sweetened his offer, so thanks "Brandon"

The one txt msg he sent on friday actually had the phone number of the wine shop that Hillary used to buy her wines at, the bottles seen in the wine rack in their shared apartment that Brandon used to shoot 50 to 1 scenes with teenage prosties....I called the number and given my inability to hear well, it was a hillarious convo, see >>> "Who? Huh? What??? Wtf?? WTF!?!?!?! WTF WTF WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"



that was me, honey.
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#254813 - 06/27/07 09:14 AM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
Gigi Offline
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Posts: 3555
just kidding.
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#254814 - 06/27/07 09:19 AM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
That was me. No kidding.

I've been doing it off and on for months.

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#254815 - 06/27/07 09:21 AM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Burg we still meeting for lunch today?

Brandy

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#254816 - 06/27/07 09:54 AM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
burg, i threatened you yesterday.
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#254817 - 06/27/07 09:54 AM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Quote:

Burg we still meeting for lunch today?

Brandy





how did you get the number for the wine shop? I shit you not the number you sent was for a wine shop and the scared individual on the other end of the line after my harangue and exclaiming "This is DA BURGLAR you asshole!" was threatening to call the cops on ME....comedy gold but still disturbing.
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#254818 - 06/27/07 09:58 AM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
Bornyo Offline
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I just googled "liquor store & chatsworth" and used that as the callback number.

I almost came unglued when I read your post thrown in there, on top of the pxp mobile.

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#254819 - 06/27/07 10:11 AM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
Gigi Offline
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you guys are all disturbingly psychotic.
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#254820 - 06/27/07 10:13 AM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

you guys are all disturbingly psychotic.



Sneak out to the porn convo in Vegas next year, you can attend the XPT keg party.

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#254821 - 06/27/07 10:24 AM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
Y-T Offline
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Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
Quote:

the wheels on the bus....




This needs proportional print outs of herpes sores on the rims.

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#254822 - 06/27/07 01:34 PM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
RyanKnox Offline
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Posts: 1802
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Jamesn you have too much time on your hands. Take all of that creative energy of yours and put it to good use like creating a newsletter or joining a community program of some sort. Perhaps you could do some volunteer crossing guard work for a local school nearby? You know, something productive.


Edited by RyanKnox (06/27/07 01:35 PM)

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#254823 - 06/27/07 02:34 PM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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my timeless oeuvre extended taking in the trashbarrels under 5 minutes last night.

about the same amount of time you'd spend smoking a cig-adhd and competency=comedy.

knox, what have you done for the community recently? it's not july and i promise i've given more in support of a few things i like already than you'll make in 2007.
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#254824 - 06/27/07 02:35 PM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Brandons new ride.



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#254825 - 06/27/07 02:39 PM The BIPMobile
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
the Brandon Irons Productions sled.



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#254826 - 06/27/07 02:46 PM Re: The BIPMobile
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town


i hope that isn't your old ladies' new ride bornyo...
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#254827 - 06/27/07 02:50 PM Re: The PXPMobile Rides Again!!
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

Brandons new ride.




dayum, now THAT is a tractor. kicks the living shit out of mine, fo sho'.


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#254828 - 06/27/07 02:50 PM Re: The BIPMobile
Bornyo Offline
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NO THAT'S THE BIPMobile CAN YOU READ!!!???

(Apologies to Applesaucer)

I'll PXP her ride soon enough.

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#254829 - 06/27/07 02:53 PM Re: The BIPMobile
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Bornyo, if that beast ever lets you down, I expect to see "WHY? WHY? WHY?" on a thin piece of cardboard across the hood.
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#254830 - 06/27/07 02:54 PM Re: The BIPMobile
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Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
Quote:

NO THAT'S THE BIPMobile CAN YOU READ!!!???






NO I CAN READ!!!?! i MEANT THAT AS THE MEANS FOR THE ORIGiONAL That JIMMY JAZZ PUT ON!!!! WAS HIS OLD LADIES CAR@!!
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#254831 - 06/27/07 02:55 PM Re: The BIPMobile
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
i love the color scheme on that ol rig

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#254832 - 06/27/07 04:10 PM Re: The BIPMobile
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i'm eagerly anticipating yet another wife's car to be brandonshillraped.
Quote:



i hope that isn't your old ladies' new ride bornyo...


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#254833 - 06/27/07 04:25 PM Re: The BIPMobile
RyanKnox Offline
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Put your posts in Layman's terms Webster, so everyone can enjoy them.

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#254834 - 06/27/07 04:29 PM Re: The BIPMobile
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
Quote:

Put your posts in Layman's terms Webster, so everyone can enjoy them.




fuck that. layman can get smarter or get replaced by self-checkout aisles at home depot. i've got no interest in reading dumbed-down shit or posting it so some failure named ryan knox whose grandparents support his failing porn career financially
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#254835 - 06/27/07 04:31 PM Re: The BIPMobile
RyanKnox Offline
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You get an INCOMPLETE for the day

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