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#449121 - 09/11/09 11:01 PM My Cat Likes Beer
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	[Bishop]My cat tries to sneak a drink of beer every chance she gets.[/Bishop]
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#449122 - 09/11/09 11:02 PM Re: My Cat Likes Beer
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Hey bornyo, you ever fool around with guys in your younger years? _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#449123 - 09/11/09 11:04 PM Re: My Cat Likes Beer
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Never. I always thought I'd hold out for a Matt Casey type.
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#449124 - 09/11/09 11:06 PM Re: My Cat Likes Beer
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	I'm sorry, I believe Monks meant to ask, "Bornyo you still fool around with guys in their younger years?". Yes. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#449125 - 09/11/09 11:07 PM Re: My Cat Likes Beer
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	(google searches matt casey) Is he a radio personality or a lacrosse player? _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#449126 - 09/11/09 11:17 PM Re: My Cat Likes Beer
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Quote: (google searches matt casey) Is he a radio personality or a lacrosse player? Both.
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#449127 - 09/11/09 11:31 PM Re: My Cat Likes Beer
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Mmmmmnnnn...lacrosse players. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#449128 - 09/12/09 09:35 AM Re: My Cat Likes Beer
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: [Bishop]My cat tries to sneak a drink of beer every chance she gets.[/Bishop] What can I say, I suffer from the "my life is an open book"posting style. _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#449129 - 09/12/09 12:05 PM Re: My Cat Likes Beer
cqd Porn Jesus Registered: 11/27/07 Posts: 4795	My hamster does not like beer. I've offered him a hamster sized "pint" before and when he got close to it the carbonation just made him sneeze a lot and look unhappy. _________________________
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#449130 - 09/12/09 02:49 PM Re: My Cat Likes Beer
Bluecipher Porn Jesus Registered: 06/09/03 Posts: 5092 Loc:	As a kid I used to give my cat 7-Up. He'd lap up some, make a face and lap up some more. The fizz must have charmed his tounge. _________________________ ------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
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#449131 - 09/12/09 03:25 PM Re: My Cat Likes Beer
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Because of this thread I'll never swerve for a cat or likewise physically proportioned animal again. You all can add that to the list of babys, old men, and my dog that I will be abusing from here on out. This forum has made me a better human being in an ohh so awful way. Your welcome. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#449132 - 09/12/09 06:10 PM Re: My Cat Likes Beer
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	Quote: Because of this thread I'll never swerve for a cat or likewise physically proportioned animal again. You all can add that to the list of babys, old men, and my dog that I will be abusing from here on out. Careful, you're dangerously on the verge of adding "Little girl's dogs" to that list of inhumanity. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#449133 - 09/12/09 06:24 PM Re: My Cat Likes Beer
Northrop Gay For Pay Registered: 01/13/07 Posts: 1011	When did Lou team up with Bungsmell?
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#449134 - 09/12/09 06:39 PM Re: My Cat Likes Beer
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Quote: Because of this thread I'll never swerve for a cat or likewise physically proportioned animal again. You all can add that to the list of babys, old men, and my dog that I will be abusing from here on out. You really swerved for cats up till now? Wow! And regarding the abuse of the dog, could you post pics and a detailed description for my entertainment? Please? _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#449135 - 09/12/09 06:56 PM Re: My Cat Likes Beer
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: When did Lou team up with Bungsmell? I didn't but I have no doubt that you can relate to getting speed bumped. By me. Often. Victim. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#449136 - 09/12/09 11:37 PM Re: My Cat Likes Beer
Mark_J Pervert Registered: 10/02/08 Posts: 2058	Lou you get enough practice leaning out and swinging a bottle like a polo mallet clearing these mongrel road hazards, when the day comes you see North pulled over scratching his head trying to change a tire, you'll be able to turn a quick U and do it blindfolded. wild dogs crossing highways in packs can be utterly vicious when feeling threatened. they'll jump right into your car at a stoplight- it's one of the problems with driving a convertible, so always have that beer at the ready. nobody said conflict resolution has to be boring.
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#449137 - 09/13/09 12:05 AM Re: My Cat Likes Beer
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	I never fed my cat beer, but I know the fat little fucker like cheese curls. Son'va'bitch licked 'em clean, then left the soggy wafer-like carcus around for someone to pickup after him. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#449138 - 09/13/09 01:53 AM Re: My Cat Likes Beer
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: Never. I always thought I'd hold out for a Matt Casey type. christ that's scraping the barrel. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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