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#396418 - 02/02/09 02:19 PM
Holly Randall's fake English accent
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We all know Holly takes enormous pride in her English roots. Which, growing up in southern California, must've carried added currency, given LA's pretentiousness and perversely intense anglophilia. But now that she's actually dating an Englishman, how long before she affects a british accent? It only took Madonna a few weeks after hooking up with Guy Ritchie, and Gwyneth Paltrow was actually polishing hers for years before she met Chris Martin [ In fact, I'm pretty sure she just married Martin so she'd have an excuse to use it! ]. I'm betting Holly has enough class to segue into it with a little more subtlety, but even money says she's already calling cookies "biscuits" and spelling color with a "u".
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#396419 - 02/02/09 02:40 PM
Re: Holly Randall's fake English accent
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Paltrow is an actress so she would have use for an English accent.
Madonna is a shitbag.
Isn't Holly dating a Scot?
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#396422 - 02/02/09 03:58 PM
Re: Holly Randall's fake English accent
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/21/08
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Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
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I have ALWAYS pronounced in the English manner: aunt, vase, and aluminum. But otherwise I sound American through and through. 
You pronounce aluminum like... al-lou-min-eee-ummm ?
Say it ain't so Holly! Although, it does always crack me up when someone says it like that.
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#396424 - 02/02/09 06:14 PM
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Registered: 05/06/05
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Thanks... that's actually a terrible photo of him--of us both, actually. Taken with his mother's really shit camera.
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#396427 - 02/02/09 07:14 PM
Re: Holly Randall's fake English accent
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
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holly doesnt have a british accent? i always thought she did i guess cause suze does lol thats funny im gonna have to revise my whole fantasy image of holly 
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#396428 - 02/02/09 08:25 PM
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Congratulations Holly! Fine looking young man. Definitely a bunch of rungs up the evolutionary ladder from the fake Jew guy.
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#396429 - 02/02/09 08:49 PM
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hey at least he is tall. nice work Holly. Phoenix and I are going to London in March.
Miss your blog dude. There are literally dozens of your regular readers that have no idea what you had for dinner in weeks!!!
Tru dat. I was enjoying the tour of the SFV'a mediocre to shitty restaurant scene.
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#396432 - 02/03/09 12:01 AM
Re: Holly Randall's fake English accent
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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hey at least he is tall. nice work Holly. Phoenix and I are going to London in March.
Yes he is tall-- I looove tall guys.
Guess what! He also has good teeth! Yay!
Ugh, I'm 6'8" and I have teeth. Where is the love for me?
Anyways, speaking of the English.. they call french fries "chips" and potato chips "crisps". I find that strange.
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#396434 - 02/03/09 01:33 AM
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Ugh, I'm 6'8" and I have teeth. Where is the love for me?
Are they they original 28/32??
No idea what the hell you're talkin' bout' Willis. Do you mean teeth? If so.. then I have all my teeth. I'm American.
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#396436 - 02/03/09 05:37 PM
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Not a flattering picture.
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#396440 - 02/03/09 08:31 PM
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They could be brother and sister, except that Holly thinks Aria is hot.  < NOT FOR hOLLY
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#396442 - 02/03/09 09:19 PM
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#396446 - 02/03/09 11:06 PM
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#396450 - 02/04/09 04:50 AM
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#396454 - 02/06/09 05:22 PM
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He looks like Dax Shepard. That guy from Idiocracy and various other stupid movies
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#396455 - 02/06/09 05:24 PM
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Is he wearing makeup around his eyes?
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#396456 - 02/06/09 05:35 PM
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Haha... admittedly there were some words that were coming out "English" when I was out there, but I'm back to my full obnoxious Southern California accent. There are some words that I have ALWAYS pronounced in the English manner: aunt, vase, and aluminum. But otherwise I sound American through and through.
I like the american accent but sometimes it seems too lazy. I'm glad you pronounce some of words the english way - words like aluminium. I hate how americans pronounce it in without mentioning all the letters "aloominum". The english pronounciation "aluminyum" is so much better
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#396457 - 02/06/09 05:39 PM
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I remember the first time I heard "jaguar" said by an Englishman. I thought he was joking around.
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#396459 - 02/08/09 03:26 PM
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#396460 - 02/08/09 10:16 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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He looks like Dax Shepard. That guy from Idiocracy and various other stupid movies
Eh, I liked Without A Paddle .
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#396461 - 02/09/09 07:59 AM
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I remember when Holly offered me a blowjob if id meet her and as long as I wasn't chair bound.(I also got the vibe that she wouldnt if I was black , she didn't come out and say it but her phrasing of questions were trying to make sure I wasn't) Stuff like beyonce or kate hudson, tupac or the rolling stones, filet mignon or fried chicken, bills or rims,etc.
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#396464 - 02/09/09 11:32 AM
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I can only hope he satisfies Holly's every need...
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#396465 - 02/10/09 03:53 PM
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Based on his appearance alone, I can tell Holly is most definitely the one who takes charge when it comes to sexy time. No way is that dude glazing Holly's face without her first goading him to do so. "I'm serious. I want you to do it." "Really?" "Yes, really!" 
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#396467 - 02/11/09 06:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Oddly enough, in the OP's photo, she reminds me of the character portrayed as Nicole Wallace (arch enemy of Vincent D'Onofrio) in Law & Order: Criminal Intent.
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#396468 - 02/11/09 10:22 PM
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He looks like an early Clay Aiken (before his fagginess went off the chart).
Holly, do you prefer English/Australian cocks because they have foreskins? Is that why it didn't last with the jew?
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