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#336440 - 06/06/08 07:44 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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Sasha Grey and Stewie are the way to go.
Two of each would probably be enough.
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#336441 - 06/06/08 07:44 PM
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Edited by Jim B. (06/06/08 07:45 PM)
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#336442 - 06/06/08 07:49 PM
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Care Less..
I wanna jerk off in your hair and spit in your ear, doll.
ech's ohh ech's ohh..
- Lou
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#336443 - 06/06/08 07:51 PM
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Only cause I care.. I really fucken dew.. errm Do!one!!1
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#336444 - 06/06/08 07:52 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
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Advantage Louse.
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#336445 - 06/06/08 08:20 PM
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Care Less
I find your disassociative replys arousing.
I'll take 5 and let you finger your twat/pick apart the spelling/meaning. After you're sated, I'll lick your three word replying fingers and watch you bring yourself to climax while I empty my glass and then bounce it off your head. Like the bitch you are, you'll refill it and regain position. Whore.
- LouCrew.. It taint easy bein the mans bitch..but some whores gotta do it.
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#336446 - 06/06/08 08:21 PM
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Research whore.. It's "Louze"..if you're nasty.
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#336447 - 06/06/08 08:32 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
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Your pretentious violent blurb is about as fascinating as some male hooker on pills whoring in your bedroom.
You are not made for this shit.
And what is this crap?
"Subject: hollywood glow..
From: LouCypher
rock out with your c0ck out whore...
lets troll..
- l0u"
Bitch it.
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#336448 - 06/06/08 08:44 PM
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heh,,,,
Nice try.
But those in the know, know LC only signs his shit - Lou. Fuck-up. How fucken flawed are you whore..?
Imma rename you 8bells, meat. I'll still let you slob my knob..but my acceptance of your failure will from now on be felt at your left eye.. Occular s|n|ster bitch.
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#336449 - 06/06/08 08:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Lou,
I would like to ban Care Less because she is a useless part of this site, and derailed what I considered to be a very serious endeavor. But I'm gonna leave it up to you, because I know you like tearing new assholes into CL/Sasha.
It's your vote alone Lou...please let me know by p/m. 
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#336450 - 06/06/08 08:52 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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Sure, some more gimmick faggotry from the cunty one.
Get over your urges already.
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#336451 - 06/06/08 08:54 PM
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I thought I was the cunty one? Or is that H2C and I'm the deluded one? I'm hitting the pipe too hard again. 
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#336452 - 06/06/08 08:58 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
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Bitches, please.
As if anything is serious here.
Self-righteous cunts pumping each other, not much more.
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#336454 - 06/06/08 09:01 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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The logical hindsight again.
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#336457 - 06/06/08 09:03 PM
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Keep them, of course. Especially if we use some kind of Simpian font.
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#336458 - 06/06/08 09:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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hindsight is your forte, at least in the male sense. pump away silly shemale.
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#336459 - 06/06/08 09:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Keep them, of course. Especially if we use some kind of Simpian font.
Next: can we license the poem that Simp wrote, and that Mullah Malice put onto a GF boxcover? I don't want to get Lou Sirkin on my back.
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#336460 - 06/06/08 09:14 PM
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I've submitted my vote...
Lets hope it's popular.
Cause ya know I'm all about your acceptance.
Haw Haw
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#336461 - 06/06/08 09:19 PM
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Next: can we license the poem that Simp wrote, and that Mullah Malice put onto a GF boxcover? I don't want to get Lou Sirkin on my back.
It's a bit hard to read from the cover, but it should be fine. It's free publicity for JM. I think the worst that can happen is that an unsuspecting wearer gets jumped by a bunch of rent-a-cops at a suburban shopping mall. But that's part of the fun.
 
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#336462 - 06/06/08 09:45 PM
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These would also work nicely: Quote:
pistzenkriegen
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I would love to watch your pretty UPSIDEDOWN head getting fucked and listen to the the gasping/gagging/choking noises you'd make. It woulkd be wonderful.
Thanks,
simp
From the Floofin Collection
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#336463 - 06/06/08 09:47 PM
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When you type in xxxporntalk. and look to MessageBoard This is what it should read:
Oh my dear God Jesus H. Christ Almighty!! Mr. Steward, right now I am feeling pride, horror, and shame in equal measure. It is wonderful! No longer will I be able to guiltlessly view the Gag Factor juggernaut of fucked throats and ruined lives. Now I am involved. Now I am guilty. Now I am part of the horror and part of the magic. From here on, the phlegm of dumb whores will be on my hands. I fear and hope that the small amount of influence I've had upon Gag Factor will ensure that no future woman who volunteers for it will be able to do her scene without turning her head UPSIDEDOWN (like some in previous editions have avoided) and thus retain some small part of her dignity. I fear this is a responsibility I will have to bear now. It will weigh heavily on my conscience I'm sure, but it will also enhance my jack-off enjoyment of the series.
Thank you,
simp
A pervs Bill Of Rights if you will..
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#336464 - 06/06/08 10:59 PM
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Porn Icon
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Damn I miss that dude. I hope he's adjusting well to his porn-free and guiltless new existence, I really do.
Genius is pain, and he wrung out his tortured soul to give us the horrific UPSIDEDOWN frescoes that adorned the walls in this place. I considered it high art, and if he found out that we were exploiting his kampf for our amusement and profit it just might kill him.
Maybe it'll bring him back here, which would be awesome but make me feel guilty. 
Oh well, life's a bitch. Where do I send the check Willie? 
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#336465 - 06/06/08 11:14 PM
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Now I am part of the horror and part of the magic.
Thats the fucken heartbeat kids...do you feel it?
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#336466 - 06/06/08 11:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Silly SashaMutt! SheMales are for CXXX!
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#336467 - 06/06/08 11:38 PM
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whatever happened to sashamutt?
I always liked Sashamutt.
Anyone else like Sashamutt?.
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#336468 - 06/06/08 11:44 PM
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I considered it high art, and if he found out that we were exploiting his kampf for our amusement and profit it just might kill him.
Maybe it'll bring him back here, which would be awesome but make me feel guilty.
I look at it as more of a tribute than exploitation. I hope to hell and Cherry Poppins it brings him back here.
I'm sure someone else could do better, but I felt it appropriate to be  while I was doing it.
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#336469 - 06/06/08 11:52 PM
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Oh hell yes!
Edit: We've gotta give Travis a cut so he can upgrade his hooptie.
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#336471 - 06/07/08 12:13 AM
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We've gotta give Travis a cut so he can upgrade his hooptie.
Buy me a pint of Guinness per design and he can have my cut. Maybe he can get himself a cheap dial-up service as well.
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#336472 - 06/07/08 12:46 AM
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#336473 - 06/07/08 01:16 AM
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#336474 - 06/07/08 06:27 AM
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i'm like thinking of putting up "have you seen this man" posters with travis' picture at all of the purveyors of pornography in canton. what do you think?
oh, and i will buy all of these t-shirts. i also want one that says "gag factor: fucked throats and ruined lives" to wear to the pool this summer. thank you, gigi
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#336475 - 06/07/08 12:07 PM
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i also want one that says "gag factor: fucked throats and ruined lives" to wear to the pool this summer.
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#336476 - 06/07/08 12:39 PM
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BTW: Willie, I finally caught your Lou Sirkin reference. I forgot that Gag Factor 15 was one of the charged titles in the JM case. But, since the government dropped all charges, I don't see how there could be a problem. Also: Here's the full version of Simp's masterpiece. I think Jeff was being a bit cautious even then.
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#336477 - 06/07/08 01:17 PM
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#336478 - 06/07/08 01:33 PM
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Floof gets a lot of the credit for that one. Originally, I was going to have a gagging whore on the front, but he suggested that understated was the way to go, with just the hint of fucked-uppedness to tweak the imagination. He was right.
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#336479 - 06/07/08 02:09 PM
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#336480 - 06/07/08 04:22 PM
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#336483 - 06/08/08 05:49 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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no gunker, fuck YOU
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#336484 - 06/08/08 05:49 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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oh and you're an asshat 
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#336486 - 06/08/08 10:53 AM
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Alright, forget Phlog. Let's keep this on Travis.
Can anyone do something with "THE Relic?????"
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#336488 - 06/08/08 07:35 PM
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the upside down smiley "X" eye face on the front on the back it says Poppens-Jergens 2008
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