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#194341 - 09/25/06 05:54 PM Jewel's mom has no dignity
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Jewel's mom, De'Bella, just proved you can lose your dignity at any age.

My first porn party this weekend! It was the Britney Rears party and some spikey hair guy made me pay $40 cover charge because I was with other guys and not in the industry. Total bs since most of us were gay and seriously had no interest in picking up porn chicks. I should have told them I was Hillary's assistant with HIV who blew Talon.

Jewel's mom, D' Bella, is a mess. When I read on lukeisback about Jewel saying, "I cut all ties to my mother who looks like a crack whore. I couldn't be happier washing my hands of her and I had tears of joy." I was like DAMN...THAT'S YOUR MOM! Show some respect."

But now I'm on Jewel's side. The bitch is a crack ho.

I figured a porn party would be more decadant, but just when i thought maybe porn girls really are regular girls, a naked fat black girl just comes flying out of nowhere and starts dry humping Jewel's mom!!! Any normal person would've been disturbed. Hell, even Mickey G was running away and that bitch will fuck anything!

But Jewel's mom started making out with her and even whipped out her saggy tits on scary black ho's face. De'Bella loves to eat and must have mistaken the black girl for Aunt Jemimia coming to pour syrup on her flapjacks




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#194342 - 09/25/06 06:01 PM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
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Good Lord! Look at those crack house tats and stretch marks - I haven't seen tread grooves that deep since I saw Tokyo Drift! I don't see many bookings in this beasts future! Doesn't Jewel's mom still have pull at Platinum X?? Maybe she can get this ho in 'Intensities in Tent Cities.'


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#194343 - 09/25/06 06:03 PM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
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Da Burg's Puerto Rican cousin showed up. The simularities are uncanny. El Burglaro is a drunken whore-monger except he touts a community college education. Being longwinded in Spanish must really be a trip.


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#194344 - 09/25/06 06:08 PM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
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Can this party be anymore ghetto? What's this $10 billion a year industry I keep hearing about?

This makes The Flavor of Love look classy.


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#194345 - 09/25/06 06:13 PM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
Shawn Reynolds Offline
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Sorry, but that pic looks a lot like something I've seen on The National Geographic Channel and I can't believe it's authentic.

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#194346 - 09/25/06 06:14 PM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
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#194347 - 09/25/06 06:20 PM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
TMonty Offline
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No dignity? That's hot!

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#194348 - 09/25/06 06:55 PM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
safado Offline
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Jesus Christ, that's just a big bowl full of WRONG!

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#194349 - 09/25/06 06:58 PM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
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Quote:

This makes The Flavor of Love look classy.




holy shit, quote of the month.

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#194350 - 09/26/06 01:29 AM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
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Quote:



Da Burg's Puerto Rican cousin showed up. The simularities are uncanny. El Burglaro is a drunken whore-monger except he touts a community college education. Being longwinded in Spanish must really be a trip.





I must be recovered from whatever funk befell me, because I actually laughed my ass off at this picture, and the post/quote. Laughin at yourself is a sign of healthy mental outlook, correct? Either that or my at-home nurse spiked my parmesan cheese with oxycontin again hoping to get me to take her shopping in Santa Rosa again.

But seriously....is that REALLY a picture of Jewel's Mom De Bella???? That doesnt look anything like what she originally appeared as several months ago......whats the real deal here? How old is she and is she really on crack, or is she just a boozer/alcoholic (my guess) who is on the precipice of Hepatetic Failure and her brain is kicking into last gasp survival mode by getting her to perform (and look) outrageously pathetic spectacles as a final desperate cry for help in the form of Intensive Care Unit Alochol Detox?
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#194351 - 09/26/06 01:51 AM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
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Quote:



Da Burg's Puerto Rican cousin showed up. The simularities are uncanny. El Burglaro is a drunken whore-monger except he touts a community college education. Being longwinded in Spanish must really be a trip.





Holy shit yes, this post has inspired me, a new clique has just been formed, thank you for the final piece cum stains.
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#194352 - 09/26/06 07:48 AM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
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No matter how long I live, this image will haunt me for the rest of my days.
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#194353 - 09/26/06 08:46 AM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
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Where was this party at? It looks like Tony Malice's garage!

PHATBOY

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#194354 - 09/26/06 10:51 AM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
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Man, Jewel must be so humiliated right now.
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#194355 - 09/26/06 12:51 PM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
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Posts: 565
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No matter how long I live, this image will haunt me for the rest of my days.



I'm more bothered by the blonde haired dude in the background with the huge lip full of Skoal.

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#194356 - 09/26/06 01:11 PM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
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No matter how long I live, this image will haunt me for the rest of my days.



I'm more bothered by the blonde haired dude in the background with the huge lip full of Skoal.




oh my lord! jewel mom look bombed out and dilapitated. deballa what you been smokin girl?!!!!!!!!!! pxp must be in shambles with the likes of this woman runnin ship.

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#194357 - 09/26/06 02:14 PM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
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Thank you Cum Stains for this valuable contribution. Jeff needs to line these two up in a scene with Ryan Knox.

(First dibs on the Avatar.)
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#194358 - 09/26/06 02:38 PM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
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Quote:

Man, Jewel must be so humiliated right now.




As if being a professional cum-guzzler isn't humiliating enough.
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#194359 - 09/27/06 11:40 AM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
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I think Malice has a point, there must be varying degrees of dignity loss. Another pictures I took that night:





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#194360 - 09/29/06 04:49 AM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
Holly Randall Offline
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Man, and I thought MY mom was embarrassing. At least she quit making out with porn stars at awards shows and disappearing with men's wives into the bathroom stalls after I was born. Oh wait, that's a lie. Thankfully no one got pictures, and the internet didn't exist at that time. Whew.
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#194361 - 09/29/06 09:50 AM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
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I have always thought of Jewel as a lying stupid cunt but now I just feel bad for her.Jewels mom proves once again that whores should not be able to breed.Jewel I am truly sorry that this garbage is your mom.
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#194362 - 09/29/06 10:00 AM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
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Quote:

Quote:



Da Burg's Puerto Rican cousin showed up. The simularities are uncanny. El Burglaro is a drunken whore-monger except he touts a community college education. Being longwinded in Spanish must really be a trip.


Did someone make sure ol' cripple dude still had his wallet after this?



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#194363 - 09/29/06 05:36 PM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
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deballas takin it to tha house!

she grimy as fuck and a nigga in love!


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#194364 - 09/29/06 06:35 PM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
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http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=276916


Quote:

D’Bella Celebrates Birthday with First DP
By: Carlos Martinez
Posted: 4:00 pm PDT 9-29-2006

CHATSWORTH, Calif. - Newcomer performer D’Bella is celebrating her 50th birthday with her first anal, her first double penetration and her first group sex scene this weekend.

-advertisement-
“I can’t think of a better way to celebrate,” said the performer, who will be shooting just her 13th scene.

Having begun performing just two months ago, D’Bella has been working primarily boy/girl shoots, with just two girl/girl shoots.

“But I think I’m ready to do three guys at once. I’ve been looking forward to it for a long time. It’s been my fantasy.”

Working with Mark Wood, Jean-Claude Batiste and John Strong, D’Bella says she’s ready to take a big challenge.

“I know these guys are big, but I’m very comfortable with them. I see them in the office all the time and they’re great guys,” said the performer, who also works at Red Light’s public relations department.

“I just feel very fortunate that Red Light feels confident enough in me to hire me for this scene.”

Although the video is still untitled, D’Bella says the scene will give her a birthday present she had previously only imagined.

“I always had this fantasy of doing three guys and never thought it would happen.”

But come Saturday, the petite brunette will cap off her day pf firsts with her first anal, first D.P. and first group sex scene by also taking her first internal cumshots.

“I’ve been married for 30 years so I don’t have any problems having a guy cum inside me. I think it’ll be exciting.”

It was just a few weeks ago that D’Bella did her first girl/girl scene, opposite blond hottie Missy Monroe.

“That was fun too. She told me a couple of years ago that if I ever got into adult films that she wanted to be my first girl/girl scene.”

Meanwhile, D’Bella and her husband also received good news this week when the syndicated television show “Extra,” picked the couple to be featured in a special segment showing them receiving cosmetic surgery.

“The great thing is that they pay for most of it,” she said.

The couple is scheduled to report for surgery in two weeks. The segment will be shown later this year.






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#194365 - 09/29/06 06:51 PM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
Quote:

http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=276916




Quote:

D’Bella Celebrates Birthday with First DP
By: Carlos Martinez
Posted: 4:00 pm PDT 9-29-2006

CHATSWORTH, Calif. - Newcomer performer D’Bella is celebrating her 50th birthday with her first anal, her first double penetration and her first group sex scene this weekend.

-advertisement-
“I can’t think of a better way to celebrate,” said the performer, who will be shooting just her 13th scene.

Having begun performing just two months ago, D’Bella has been working primarily boy/girl shoots, with just two girl/girl shoots.

“But I think I’m ready to do three guys at once. I’ve been looking forward to it for a long time. It’s been my fantasy.”

Working with Mark Wood, Jean-Claude Batiste and John Strong, D’Bella says she’s ready to take a big challenge.

“I know these guys are big, but I’m very comfortable with them. I see them in the office all the time and they’re great guys,” said the performer, who also works at Red Light’s public relations department.

“I just feel very fortunate that Red Light feels confident enough in me to hire me for this scene.”

Although the video is still untitled, D’Bella says the scene will give her a birthday present she had previously only imagined.

“I always had this fantasy of doing three guys and never thought it would happen.”

But come Saturday, the petite brunette will cap off her day pf firsts with her first anal, first D.P. and first group sex scene by also taking her first internal cumshots.

“I’ve been married for 30 years so I don’t have any problems having a guy cum inside me. I think it’ll be exciting.”

It was just a few weeks ago that D’Bella did her first girl/girl scene, opposite blond hottie Missy Monroe.

“That was fun too. She told me a couple of years ago that if I ever got into adult films that she wanted to be my first girl/girl scene.”

Meanwhile, D’Bella and her husband also received good news this week when the syndicated television show “Extra,” picked the couple to be featured in a special segment showing them receiving cosmetic surgery.

“The great thing is that they pay for most of it,” she said.

The couple is scheduled to report for surgery in two weeks. The segment will be shown later this year.










take it to tha house!

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#194366 - 09/29/06 07:25 PM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
Saevus Maximus Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
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Quote:

http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=276916


Quote:

D’Bella Celebrates Birthday with First DP
By: Carlos Martinez
Posted: 4:00 pm PDT 9-29-2006

CHATSWORTH, Calif. - Newcomer performer D’Bella is celebrating her 50th birthday with her first anal, her first double penetration and her first group sex scene this weekend.

-advertisement-
“I can’t think of a better way to celebrate,” said the performer, who will be shooting just her 13th scene.

Having begun performing just two months ago, D’Bella has been working primarily boy/girl shoots, with just two girl/girl shoots.

“But I think I’m ready to do three guys at once. I’ve been looking forward to it for a long time. It’s been my fantasy.”

Working with Mark Wood, Jean-Claude Batiste and John Strong, D’Bella says she’s ready to take a big challenge.

“I know these guys are big, but I’m very comfortable with them. I see them in the office all the time and they’re great guys,” said the performer, who also works at Red Light’s public relations department.

“I just feel very fortunate that Red Light feels confident enough in me to hire me for this scene.”

Although the video is still untitled, D’Bella says the scene will give her a birthday present she had previously only imagined.

“I always had this fantasy of doing three guys and never thought it would happen.”

But come Saturday, the petite brunette will cap off her day pf firsts with her first anal, first D.P. and first group sex scene by also taking her first internal cumshots.

“I’ve been married for 30 years so I don’t have any problems having a guy cum inside me. I think it’ll be exciting.”

It was just a few weeks ago that D’Bella did her first girl/girl scene, opposite blond hottie Missy Monroe.

“That was fun too. She told me a couple of years ago that if I ever got into adult films that she wanted to be my first girl/girl scene.”

Meanwhile, D’Bella and her husband also received good news this week when the syndicated television show “Extra,” picked the couple to be featured in a special segment showing them receiving cosmetic surgery.

“The great thing is that they pay for most of it,” she said.

The couple is scheduled to report for surgery in two weeks. The segment will be shown later this year.










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#194367 - 09/29/06 10:23 PM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:



Da Burg's Puerto Rican cousin showed up. The simularities are uncanny. El Burglaro is a drunken whore-monger except he touts a community college education. Being longwinded in Spanish must really be a trip.


Did someone make sure ol' cripple dude still had his wallet after this?







Good point ... rule number 3 for crippled dudes visiting strip clubs (or any other scene) where drunken, drug crazed or money grubbing chicks will be climbing all over you and rolling around the place on your lap: Put Wallet in Back pocket so that you are effectively sitting on it. That and always put about a thousand bucks in your underpants near your dick, and at some point announce it. At least that way you get a erratic but still fun handjob-type experience while the whores relieve you of your money. It actualy used to always work great in the Crazy Horse Too Emperor's Room .....until all those indictments hit the fan a couple years ago
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#194368 - 09/30/06 12:29 AM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
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God her skin is so flabby and cold looking, Id imagine having sexy with her would be similar to fucking a ski resort leather sofa left near open doors in the lobby. Neither of which would leave a pleasant sensation on or around your penis, unless your daburg who has to jab a fork into it to get off.
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#194369 - 09/30/06 12:00 PM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
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Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
This is like 9th circle of hell level yikey-ness.

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#194370 - 09/30/06 06:14 PM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
is have2cit jewel lost brother?


Edited by elglorioso (10/01/06 01:46 PM)

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#194371 - 09/30/06 06:59 PM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
windsock Offline
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Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3016
Quote:



God her skin is so flabby and cold looking, Id imagine having sexy with her would be similar to fucking a ski resort leather sofa left near open doors in the lobby. Neither of which would leave a pleasant sensation on or around your penis, unless your daburg who has to jab a fork into it to get off.





That's a wonderful piece of writing, sir. Chandleresque.


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#194372 - 09/30/06 07:18 PM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

have2cit was jewel lost brother?




douchebagsezwhat?

Quote:

That's a wonderful piece of writing, sir. Chandleresque.




Shut up COAH. Please come back under that screen name. This one sucks.
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#194373 - 09/30/06 07:28 PM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
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Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3016
Quote:

Quote:

That's a wonderful piece of writing, sir. Chandleresque.




Shut up COAH. Please come back under that screen name. This one sucks.





Cry it out, fanboy.

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#194374 - 09/30/06 07:31 PM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

That's a wonderful piece of writing, sir. Chandleresque.




Shut up COAH. Please come back under that screen name. This one sucks.





Cry it out, fanboy.







oh god no
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#194375 - 10/01/06 12:00 AM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

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That's a wonderful piece of writing, sir. Chandleresque.




Shut up COAH. Please come back under that screen name. This one sucks.





Cry it out, fanboy.







oh god no




Please dear Lord don't let Simp/CAOH/windsock=PAFH.
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#194376 - 10/01/06 12:37 AM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
Monstar Offline
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Posts: 4450
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just got back from the eddie van halen/ninn works party. and while it was kool to see eddie shred on stage, i got to see debella dancing up a storm.

weeeeeerd.
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#194377 - 10/01/06 12:50 AM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
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Posts: 3499
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How's Eddie doin'? Seriously, I like the guy and spent a good deal of my allowance on his music and a guitar with a Floyd Rose back in the day. Does he still have a tongue? Is he whoring around like Bruce Willis since Valerie dumped him? If you end the story with pics of Courtney, I'll be happy. D'Bella, not so much.

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#194378 - 10/01/06 12:58 AM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
he's a skinny cat. but he turned that shit up did eruption, the whole bit. he was in a loose mood, real down to earth. shooting pool, hanging out....

i only got to say but a couple of words to him as i was leaving...just a shout out.

BTW:
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#194379 - 10/01/06 09:16 AM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
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Quote:

just got back from the eddie van halen/ninn works party. and while it was kool to see eddie shred on stage, i got to see debella dancing up a storm.

weeeeeerd.



Let us pause for a moment and remember the Van Halen of Arena Rock yore. The guitar virtuoso who for a number of years in the late 70 to mid 80 could simply not be touched. Don't forge tthe marriage to Valerie Bertinelli.

Now he's playing for De'Bella.

Makes a nigga wanna rend his cloak.
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#194380 - 10/01/06 09:27 AM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
jamesn Offline
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her vagina is quite dirrrr
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#194381 - 10/01/06 12:27 PM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
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I just had a terrific idea. You know that Blackstreet Dr. Dre song called 'No Diggity'? Someone should change the refrain to 'No Dignity' and rearrange the lyric to suit the DeNyle family tragedy what has been chronicled here. Interpserse the new lyric with appropriate images like that one of Debellum getting banged from behind by a young beaner- the one what spurred on postings of coomparison with the Quasimondo of Noter Dame. I'd do it, but that isn't my bag. But I do think it is a good idea and it gives me the same sort of sensation I felt as a child when I pulled myself up the monkeybars while grasping the cold piping with mine thighs.


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#194382 - 10/01/06 12:37 PM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
SexDJ Offline
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Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
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God her skin is so flabby and cold looking, Id imagine having sexy with her would be similar to fucking a ski resort leather sofa left near open doors in the lobby. Neither of which would leave a pleasant sensation on or around your penis, unless your daburg who has to jab a fork into it to get off.





That's a wonderful piece of writing, sir. Chandleresque.






I'd do D'Bella..but then again I have no dignity, no morals & no standards

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#194383 - 10/01/06 10:45 PM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
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Registered: 05/29/04
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have2cit was jewel lost brother?




douchebagsezwhat?

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That's a wonderful piece of writing, sir. Chandleresque.




Shut up COAH. Please come back under that screen name. This one sucks.




I am with Biff on this, Windsock makes me think Pinksock. Even Simp is better than Windsock.
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#194384 - 10/02/06 08:34 AM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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have2cit was jewel lost brother?




douchebagsezwhat?

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That's a wonderful piece of writing, sir. Chandleresque.




Shut up COAH. Please come back under that screen name. This one sucks.




I am with Biff on this, Windsock makes me think Pinksock. Even Simp is better than Windsock.





windsock is to simp what smartt was to smelly monkey, both simp and i have had finer moments.
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#194385 - 10/03/06 08:43 AM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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just got back from the eddie van halen/ninn works party. and while it was kool to see eddie shred on stage, i got to see debella dancing up a storm.

weeeeeerd.




Wow thAT party sounds about as cool as going to PSK.
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#194386 - 01/22/07 09:47 PM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
cheeseface Offline
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Registered: 01/02/07
Posts: 12
Loc: Gloucester, England
infamous dp


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#194387 - 01/22/07 09:57 PM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
WTF is a "cumshot recap?" Did Curt Lackwood invent this?

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#194388 - 01/22/07 09:57 PM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Has DaBella been added to Maged's "pornstar mathers" list yet?

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#194389 - 01/22/07 11:49 PM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Great question, where is that guy?

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#194390 - 01/25/07 04:39 PM Re: Jewel's mom has no dignity
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Hey DaBella: Can Jewel come out and play?


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