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#248360 - 05/31/07 03:22 PM Cytherea the homeless ho
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
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From LukeIsBack.com

"Hey Luke,

I’ve got a story for you… Cytherea, who as you know is pregnant, was about to be evicted from her apartment at 8 months pregnant. My mom heard about this, and in surefire "Super Suze" mode, decided she had to do something about it. In order to send Cytherea back to her mother’s house in Salt Lake City, she’s shelled out $1780 for a Uhaul truck and gas, plus movers. She’s so far spent 2 days of her time organizing Cytherea’s trip as well as getting her stuff packed and her numerous dogs adopted. (On that note, if anyone is interested in minature pinscher/dachshund puppies, they are about a week old and will be up for adoption at Agoura Animal Shelter once they are old enough.) So far, Suze has been promised $850 in contributions from Michael Ninn, Larry Flynt, Teresa Flynt, Patrick Collins and Paul Fishbein. For those who are wondering, yes Suze did drug test Cytherea, and Cytherea did come up clean.

I realize that this story will probably meet with some ridicule and jokes at Cytherea’s expense, but it does raise the interesting question as to why this industry doesn’t "take care of it’s own". In 2005, Cytherea was celebrated at the AVN awards as "Best New Starlet", her performance in scenes coveted by all, but her drug problem took her out, and fast– I think we all know this. A year ago, I might have ridiculed her myself, but since my personal struggle with addiction, I’m less inclined to be so judgemental. Are we such a shame-based industry that our self-esteem is so low that we can hardly help ourselves, much less others? I’m not pretending to have answers to this, but it is a good subject for my next Xbiz article."

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Personally, I'm disappointed that Holly didn't choose to break this news herself in the Cage. Perhaps she still has pangs for Luke. Maybe that snap of his sweaty, red face looming into the camera recently stirred something within her?

The piece begs several questions:

1. If Cytherea's clean, where did all her cash go?
2. Who's the daddy?
3. Did Suze do a urine test, and have they pumped the studio dry yet?
4. 850 bucks is Cytherea's worth to the industry. The former AVN Best New Starlet? Funny. Maybe AVN should throw more green in.

Or maybe Cytherea has a secret, undiagnosed cancer.......
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#248361 - 05/31/07 04:15 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

From LukeIsBack.com

"Hey Luke,

I’ve got a story for you… Cytherea, who as you know is pregnant, was about to be evicted from her apartment at 8 months pregnant. My mom heard about this, and in surefire "Super Suze" mode, decided she had to do something about it. In order to send Cytherea back to her mother’s house in Salt Lake City, she’s shelled out $1780 for a Uhaul truck and gas, plus movers. She’s so far spent 2 days of her time organizing Cytherea’s trip as well as getting her stuff packed and her numerous dogs adopted. (On that note, if anyone is interested in minature pinscher/dachshund puppies, they are about a week old and will be up for adoption at Agoura Animal Shelter once they are old enough.) So far, Suze has been promised $850 in contributions from Michael Ninn, Larry Flynt, Teresa Flynt, Patrick Collins and Paul Fishbein. For those who are wondering, yes Suze did drug test Cytherea, and Cytherea did come up clean.

I realize that this story will probably meet with some ridicule and jokes at Cytherea’s expense, but it does raise the interesting question as to why this industry doesn’t "take care of it’s own". In 2005, Cytherea was celebrated at the AVN awards as "Best New Starlet", her performance in scenes coveted by all, but her drug problem took her out, and fast– I think we all know this. A year ago, I might have ridiculed her myself, but since my personal struggle with addiction, I’m less inclined to be so judgemental. Are we such a shame-based industry that our self-esteem is so low that we can hardly help ourselves, much less others? I’m not pretending to have answers to this, but it is a good subject for my next Xbiz article."

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Personally, I'm disappointed that Holly didn't choose to break this news herself in the Cage. Perhaps she still has pangs for Luke. Maybe that snap of his sweaty, red face looming into the camera recently stirred something within her?

The piece begs several questions:

1. If Cytherea's clean, where did all her cash go?
2. Who's the daddy?
3. Did Suze do a urine test, and have they pumped the studio dry yet?
4. 850 bucks is Cytherea's worth to the industry. The former AVN Best New Starlet? Funny. Maybe AVN should throw more green in.

Or maybe Cytherea has a secret, undiagnosed cancer.......




The father is Cytherea's new boyfriend-- I've never met him, nor do I know anything about him. I do know that he is going with her to Salt Lake. Also there has been significantly more than $850 donated-- it was $850 at the time I sent Luke the story, when we only had about 2 or 3 contributors. I asked him to add some names as offers came in, but the dollar amount wasn't changed with the addition of donators. Any amount over what it takes to get Cytherea back to her mother's will be put into a small fund we are pooling to help them with some initial bill payments. And just to avoid any doubt, Suze will use the money to pay the bills directly, as opposed to simply giving them the cash. Is all this going to put Cytherea on the right (and sober) track to a better life? I don't know, but for the sake of the unborn child, we had to at least give them some kind of fighting chance.
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#248362 - 05/31/07 04:30 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
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Quote:

And just to avoid any doubt, Suze will use the money to pay the bills directly, as opposed to simply giving them the cash.




I predict here and now that Suze will be changing diapers before the end of the summer, and Holly will have a new sibling.
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#248363 - 05/31/07 04:58 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
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#248364 - 05/31/07 04:58 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
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I commend Suze's charity and caring, BUT

I'd like to see the industry come together as a community, but where do you draw the line? Is it the industry's fault that Cytherea blew her earnings, rented (not even bought) an expensive crib and supported her mooch boyfriend? Where was the industry when she was on drugs? Thats right. They were sitting right next to her on a bong stained carpet holding the lighter under her pipe.

So does help start after the industry harms or before, that is, if one blames the industry and not the individual's own choices.

Just a nigga's $.02. That's all.

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#248365 - 05/31/07 05:54 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
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Registered: 04/25/07
Posts: 153
I'll tell you a story. At the time when North America was hardly explored, one of those early French trappers went westward from Montreal, and he was the first white man to set eyes on Niagara Falls. When he returned, he told of waterfalls that were more vast and immense than people had ever dreamed of. But no one believed him. They thought he was a madman or a liar.

They asked him, "What's your proof?"

And he answered, "My proof is. . .that I have seen them."





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#248366 - 05/31/07 07:06 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
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Registered: 02/04/05
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Quote:

I'll tell you a story. At the time when North America was hardly explored, one of those early French trappers went westward from Montreal, and he was the first white man to set eyes on Niagara Falls. When he returned, he told of waterfalls that were more vast and immense than people had ever dreamed of. But no one believed him. They thought he was a madman or a liar.

They asked him, "What's your proof?"

And he answered, "My proof is. . .that I have seen them."






Beautiful, I love a historical piece.

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#248367 - 05/31/07 07:11 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
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Registered: 01/25/06
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Quote:

And just to avoid any doubt, Suze will use the money to pay the bills directly, as opposed to simply giving them the cash. Is all this going to put Cytherea on the right (and sober) track to a better life? I don't know, but for the sake of the unborn child, we had to at least give them some kind of fighting chance.




XPT we may be, but the act itself is a noble one. The humane qualities of porn are very rare, but when they show their face like this, it's nice to see.
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#248368 - 05/31/07 07:44 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Very good deed but ...




What is with the GUY? Why doesn't he have any $? What is his occupation??

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#248370 - 06/01/07 01:33 AM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
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It's interesting ain't it? There are so many people worried about immigration and how many babies are going to be born to Mexicans and others who have no way to support them and here we have a good ol' American doing the same thing. What made Cytherea think having a kid with no means of support was a good idea? Just because you can have a baby doesn't mean you should.
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#248371 - 06/01/07 06:10 AM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
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I'm not in the business but I'd like to donate a hammer to cytherea's womb.
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#248372 - 06/01/07 06:12 AM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
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Registered: 11/04/06
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Jamesn will want to complete the old skool Soviet look with a sickle, I think.
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#248373 - 06/01/07 08:54 AM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
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i couldnt disagree with holly's post more. i think suze and holly are wonderful people for trying to help someone in need. but the statement that she was performer of the year and now the industry has turned their back on her is ridiculous. i didn't see holly posting about helping genesis sky, karina kay, naomi, or the tens of other girls who ran into serious problems and left the business in shambles. so b/c cytherea was a better porn star the industry should help her? i just dont follow that line of reasoning. once again, the randalls are fabulous people with hearts of gold, but i wouldnt have publicized helping her nor soliciting other industry people to help her, nor intimimated that the industry SHOULD help her. just my two cents.
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#248374 - 06/01/07 09:01 AM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
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i'll chip in for a hysterectomy after she pops out this kid.
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#248375 - 06/01/07 09:04 AM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
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GiGi, you're too patient.
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#248376 - 06/01/07 09:06 AM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
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Posts: 465
Quote:

i'll chip in for a hysterectomy after she pops out this kid.




Sounds reasonable, anything to help cleanse the gene pool. I'm in.
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#248377 - 06/01/07 09:10 AM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

GiGi, you're too patient.


i've got three kids--i have nothing but patience! random weird thing: last night, i realized that i have had at least one child in diapers constantly since january of 1998.
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#248378 - 06/01/07 09:12 AM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
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Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 465
Quote:

Quote:

GiGi, you're too patient.


i've got three kids--i have nothing but patience! random weird thing: last night, i realized that i have had at least one child in diapers constantly since january of 1998.




Holy shit, Gi. That's a shit load of Pampers we're talking about........
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#248379 - 06/01/07 09:28 AM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
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Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
Quote:

i didn't see holly posting about...naomi, or the tens of other girls who ran into serious problems and left the business in shambles




Oooh, details, please.

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#248380 - 06/01/07 10:01 AM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
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Quote:

i couldnt disagree with holly's post more. i think suze and holly are wonderful people for trying to help someone in need. but the statement that she was performer of the year and now the industry has turned their back on her is ridiculous. i didn't see holly posting about helping genesis sky, karina kay, naomi, or the tens of other girls who ran into serious problems and left the business in shambles. so b/c cytherea was a better porn star the industry should help her? i just dont follow that line of reasoning. once again, the randalls are fabulous people with hearts of gold, but i wouldnt have publicized helping her nor soliciting other industry people to help her, nor intimimated that the industry SHOULD help her. just my two cents.




The reason we publicized it was in hopes to generate some support for Cytherea. And it worked-- I recived emails from a few people willing to donate some money to help Cytherea out. And there are two reasons we took on Cytherea's case and not the others you mentioned:
a) We know and love Cytherea-- I don't know those other girls at all.
b) The main reason: Cytherea is pregnant. Our efforts were more on behalf of the child than anything else.
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#248381 - 06/01/07 11:21 AM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Holly, you have the right to help whoever you want, and I think helping out friends and loved ones is our main purpose on Earth.

BUT, CXXX is right in chastising on the porn business "turned their backs" angle.

By your own statement, your help wasn't based on "the business" but your concern about a friend & loved one and an unborn child.




I hope your friend Cytherea turns it around with the help of your family and others.



AND, maybe getting her guy in the workforce might help, too ...
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#248382 - 06/01/07 11:25 AM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

What made Cytherea think having a kid with no means of support was a good idea? Just because you can have a baby doesn't mean you should.




Pure & utter selfishness, that's what. She needed dick, she got some, and she didn't bother to use some form of contraception in the act of climax. Like most coked up bitches, this whore isn't too considerate of such things.

Stupid cunts like this would be better off taking a Coathanger Abortions 101 than a Lamaz class. They'll never be good mothers because of their selfishness.

Quote:

i didn't see holly posting about helping genesis sky, karina kay, naomi, or the tens of other girls who ran into serious problems and left the business in shambles.




Besides Genesis, is this old news, or new?
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#248383 - 06/01/07 12:10 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
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Registered: 11/14/04
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i couldnt disagree with holly's post more. i think suze and holly are wonderful people for trying to help someone in need. but the statement that she was performer of the year and now the industry has turned their back on her is ridiculous. i didn't see holly posting about helping genesis sky, karina kay, naomi, or the tens of other girls who ran into serious problems and left the business in shambles. so b/c cytherea was a better porn star the industry should help her? i just dont follow that line of reasoning. once again, the randalls are fabulous people with hearts of gold, but i wouldnt have publicized helping her nor soliciting other industry people to help her, nor intimimated that the industry SHOULD help her. just my two cents.




This from a guy who sucks untested tranny cock and takes it from behind in scenes from untested gay males.

Pot? Meet kettle.
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#248384 - 06/01/07 01:28 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
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justice was done and the president of the immortals (in aeschylean phrase) had ended his sport with cytherea
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#248385 - 06/01/07 01:45 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
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Posts: 4468
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Quote:

. i didn't see holly posting about helping genesis sky, karina kay, naomi, or the tens of other girls who ran into serious problems and left the business in shambles.




why naomi left?

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#248386 - 06/01/07 01:59 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
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#248387 - 06/01/07 02:27 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i find it disturbing i didn't think it was weird to quote hardy on a porn board where ryan knox posts. what am i doing?
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#248388 - 06/01/07 02:43 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
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Loc: Faber College
Look at what I've got in the oven!!




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#248389 - 06/01/07 03:41 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
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I wonder if the afterbirth will be similar in magnitude.

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#248390 - 06/01/07 03:47 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Think chest waders.






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#248391 - 06/01/07 08:20 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
OK I'm going to say one more thing about this subject and then I'd really like to be done with it. As usual, I was too impetuous in my email, and I should've left my opinions out of it. When I wrote it, I was weary about including the words that have earned me this criticism, but my parents wanted it out ASAP so that we could garner some support for Cytherea before the whole thing lost it's momentum. It all came from a conversation I'd had with a friend earlier, about some of the negative reaction I'd already gotten to my mother's attempts on Cytherea's behalf-- and admittedly, some of it came from me, at the beginning. I think I had bought too much into "tend to your side of the street" aphorism (this is all AA crap-- some of you know what I'm talking about) and I initially felt that my mom was enabling Cytherea, rather than helping her. My mom has a tendency to want to "save" people, and I admit sometimes it gets on my nerves. But then I realized that she played a huge part in "saving" me, and if it hadn't been for her efforts and support, I would not be sober today.

So my friend and I talked about the general low self-esteem this industry harbors, and the way it treats it's female performers. I realize this is landmine territory I'm stepping into here, because obviously not everyone in porn treats the girls badly, and just because a girl does a scene in which she's "sexually degraded" doesn't mean the girl is weak and allows people to walk all over her in real life. I myself am pretty kinky, and though I consider myself a fairly tough chick, I love to be sexually degraded in intimate situations. But try and debase me outside of the bedroom, and I'll kick your ass. I'm digressing, but I just want to be clear that I'm not issuing a blanket statement here and dismissing all the girls as weak-minded individuals, nor am I suggesting that all pornographers are mysoginists. Those of you who know me know that I don't like to generalize, and that I truly like a lot of people in the porn biz.

So when Cytherea fell into the deep abyss of drug-addiction, many of us laughed at her with the thought: "Well, she's a pornstar, what do you expect? She must've been an inept, wretched soul anyhow-- look what she chose as a career." It just seems to me that when our girls fall prey to unfortunate situations such as: drug addiction, manipulative boyfriends, unplanned pregnancies, poverty, etc, it's immediately thought that such things are inevitable for pornstars. Instead of acknowledging such things happen to people of all occupations, the finger is summarily pointed at the porn industry, and the corruption it supposedly wreaks upon the poor, helpless souls of those embroiled in it. This kind of shit happens to everyone, especially those in the entertainment industry, and this of course includes our famous celebrities, such as say, Lindsey Lohan, to be relevant. But she's got managers, agents, family, whatever, to push her back into rehab. We don't have that. We also don't have a union to help take care of those in these kinds of situations.

I've heard people bitch about the disorganization of the porn industry, and I was just wondering if that was due to the fact that the porn industry is for the most part populated with uneducated people who can't get their shit together, because anyone who does have their shit together wouldn't get involved in porn because it's not accepted by the general public. It's interesting to imagine that if the shame that's associated with porn wasn't there, if it was actually accepted as a legitimate enterprise, how different would it be? Would we have treated Cytherea's plight differently, with loving compassion instead of mocking indifference? Perhaps it's just human nature to kick people when they're down, so that we can feel better about our own shortcomings.

Now I'm not suggesting that people in the industry should feel that it's their duty to coddle Cytherea. She did not make wise decisions, and of course her new boyfriend should get a fucking job. That does irritate me tremendously. And that being said, when we asked, many people did pony up $$$ to help Cytherea out-- their names were listed in Luke's posting (except for Keith O'Connor's name, his donation came after the post had already gone up. Thank you Keith, BTW). So, really, people did pull together and lent some much needed support to Cytherea. You all rock, and Cytherea appreciates it very much.

So I'm not really sure I actually defended myself here, and I doubt many of you will have the patience to read through all of this (I know I wouldn't). I'm just ranting (impetuously, I admit), and I'm sure I'm going to wish I'd just left this subject alone and let it die. Do I sound a bit silly even contemplating all of this? Yeah, I'm absolutely sure that I do. Am I naive in wanting to help Cytherea and her unborn child, hoping that the small efforts on our behalf are setting her on a path towards a better future for her and her baby? Most likely. But honestly, I'd rather be optimistic and proven wrong, then be pessimistic and never give anyone a chance. Because thank God people gave me a chance.

OK I know this is going to encourage LOTS of criticism, but please people don't take any of this personally, I'm not reproaching anyone here. I love you all, even though you may find me to be a silly dingbat.

Now I know what it feels like to go on a DaBurg rant. Wow it's a long way down from my soapbox.
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#248392 - 06/01/07 09:23 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
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Somewhere, the Einstein of the 21st century has stumbled upon this picture and will soon be haunted by dreams, much like Kekulé dreamed of a snake eating its tail, and will soon accumulate frenzied scribblings on porn DVD covers, which, after some time, result in the long-awaited grand unification theory.

And it will have a dampness variable...
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#248393 - 06/01/07 09:36 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
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I love to be sexually degraded in intimate situations.







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#248394 - 06/02/07 04:07 AM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
Conky Offline
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Holly, I agree that there should be some kind of old porners benevolent fund and have said so for a while here.

The initial post wasn't intended to generate criticism for you or Suze either, but if you feel you've been slammed here, then I think you're wrong. I think most people would applaud the idea of giving anyone in trouble a helping hand, even if they didn't want to admit it publicly on the forum.

The point was that Cytherea went from being at the top of the biz to rock bottom, unsupported by anyone because of her own personal demons. And unfortunately, there's a certain amount of irony there that nasty [sorry, "nasy"] bastards like us enjoy. But I wish her well and look forward to the day when she admits that she was pissing and not squirting all along.......
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#248395 - 06/02/07 09:31 AM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Quote:

I love to be sexually degraded in intimate situations.












+1
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#248396 - 06/02/07 01:33 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:


The initial post wasn't intended to generate criticism for you or Suze either, but if you feel you've been slammed here, then I think you're wrong.




I guess I was worried people thought I was taking some kind of moral high ground and chastisting the business for not taking care of Cytherea. Which I did not intend.

Anyhow, I think this subject has been beaten into the ground. On a lighter note, my tomatoes are coming in fabulous. I've planted 4 more seedlings, so I'm going to be rolling in spagetti sauce this summer. I'll try to get my neighbor to take a picture of me with my new crop, since I don't have any roomates yet, and I haven't been able to teach my dogs how to use a camera.
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#248397 - 06/02/07 01:35 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Holly, let us know how it goes teaching the dogs how to use a camera. They make speak Luke's language.
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#248398 - 06/02/07 02:36 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Recent XPT posting by Holly Randall:


HOLLY: I'll try to get my neighbor to take a [topless] picture of me with my new crop.



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#248399 - 06/02/07 03:02 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Holly, you and your mom sound like classy broads.

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#248400 - 06/02/07 03:04 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3016
Quote:

Quote:







Somewhere, the Einstein of the 21st century has stumbled upon this picture and will soon be haunted by dreams, much like Kekulé dreamed of a snake eating its tail, and will soon accumulate frenzied scribblings on porn DVD covers, which, after some time, result in the long-awaited grand unification theory.

And it will have a dampness variable...


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#248401 - 06/02/07 03:41 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
Luca Eisenstein Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/15/07
Posts: 179
This whole Cytherea drama / mess / thing is like "déjà vu all over again". Next stop: The XXXChurch...

Any bets on who's going to be next years model?

But seriously, I have great respect for people like the Randall Ladies who try to make the world a better place. Even if they try in vain, mentshlekhkeyt and altruism are never out of place... I like their mentality!

Cy-onara!

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#248402 - 06/02/07 03:47 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Mentschlekhkeyt.
[מענטשלעכקייט]



Just saying ....
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#248403 - 06/02/07 05:01 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
Luca Eisenstein Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/15/07
Posts: 179
Quote:

Mentschlekhkeyt.
[מענטשלעכקייט]



Just saying ....




Gutn-ovnt, mayn her!

I use the YIVO Institute For Jewish Research standard. According to their "rules" you always use "sh", never "sch" ("shul" not "schul", "farsheyden" not "farscheyden", etc.).You also always use "kh", never "ch" and "ts", not "tz".

That's what I've been taught and I'll stick to it!

Unfortunately, the ugly truth is: I am prone to mixing up the Yiddish and the German orthography. Di shande!

And I have to admit that I use the "Eisenstein Method of Spelling" a lot: Whenever a word looks too German I doubt it's spelled correctly... mentschlekhkeyt / Menschlichkeit.

Maybe I will become the yidishe vintzok? "LEMAY? LEMAY? LEMAY???"

Hey, but I speak flawless Donnylongese: Oogaahh! Grunt!

Rediscovering your cultural heritage is a bitch... But it's worth it! Coming soon: Luca Avishai Eisenstein tries to learn Hebrew, goes cuckoo and "speaks in tongues"...


More Holly with fresh vegetables pictures!

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#248404 - 06/02/07 06:13 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Fair enough.
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#248405 - 06/02/07 11:27 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Holly, it's hard to find anything to disagree with you about. You make no blanket statements and you are revealing a vulnerable and caring side of yourself. What I find cute is that you are almost apologetic about it... as if there could possibly be anything wrong with caring about people and trying to do something good.

That said, we now return to our regularly scheduled broadcast (by Fatman):

Quote:

Holly writes: [...], I love to be sexually degraded in intimate situations.



Thanks for slipping that in.

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#248406 - 06/03/07 04:33 AM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
Sasquatch Dingleberry Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 03/13/04
Posts: 7
Loc: The Real Cancun
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why naomi left?




http://www.lukeisback.com/bloglukeisback/?p=153

“She no longer works with us. In fact to my knowledge she is not working at all.”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Naomi_St._Clair#Don.27t_go_by_what_she_says_during_Interviews

"Truth be told, Naomi got into porn via her drug dealer. He had ties to Evasive Angles and he was her pimp before she met Derek Hay"

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#248407 - 06/03/07 02:28 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Book Naomi for your own scene!!!



I wouldn't give Naomi $16 let alone $1600!!

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#248408 - 09/05/07 07:18 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
bump. whatever happened with this?
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#248409 - 09/05/07 08:16 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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bump. whatever happened with this?




She moved home. Spat out her hell spawn. Allegedly kicked drugs(for now). Hooked up with some other worthless pile of shit dude. Soon She will be on CL hooking up with Johns. Like Julea London. Capri Aka Julia London...possible typhoid marry....


NEXT

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#248410 - 09/05/07 08:27 PM Re: Cytherea the homeless ho
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
girl or boy? anybody know?
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