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#242982 - 05/08/07 03:29 PM Dana DeArmand: "Yeah, your house burned down"
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
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Gene's doing an interview with Dana over at AdultFYI.com

As well as talking about having the equivalent of a baseball in her ass (I'd be more impressed if it was a softball or basketball come to that), she does provide this strokeworthy paragraph:

"According to DeArmond the incident occurred January 12 when she was signing for Pink Visuals. DeArmond says she found out when someone messaged her on MySpace and asked if she were okay because her house burned down.

"I was what the fuck and I called the fire station," she continues. "They were, like, yeah, your house burned down. I cried and I called my mom and I talked to my dad. After that I didn't go to any parties or anything in Vegas. I still signed on Saturday and went to the awards show. People thought it was big of me or whatever to go. I didn't have anything to go back to."

Fuck, that's funny.
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#242983 - 05/08/07 03:50 PM Re: Dana DeArmand: "Yeah, your house burned down"
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Registered: 02/18/07
Posts: 376
Quote:

Gene's doing an interview with Dana over at AdultFYI.com

As well as talking about having the equivalent of a baseball in her ass (I'd be more impressed if it was a softball or basketball come to that), she does provide this strokeworthy paragraph:

"According to DeArmond the incident occurred January 12 when she was signing for Pink Visuals. DeArmond says she found out when someone messaged her on MySpace and asked if she were okay because her house burned down.

"I was what the fuck and I called the fire station," she continues. "They were, like, yeah, your house burned down. I cried and I called my mom and I talked to my dad. After that I didn't go to any parties or anything in Vegas. I still signed on Saturday and went to the awards show. People thought it was big of me or whatever to go. I didn't have anything to go back to."

Fuck, that's funny.




Apartments to these hoes are houses.

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#242984 - 05/08/07 06:45 PM Re: Dana DeArmand: "Yeah, your house burned down"
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Apartments to these hoes are houses.




You don't actually expect the majority to be smart enough to put their $150k (or so) annual towards actual real estate, do you? Fast cars & drugs are much more appealing at that age.
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#242985 - 05/08/07 10:18 PM Re: Dana DeArmand: "Yeah, your house burned down"
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Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 698
Loc: CA
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You don't actually expect the majority to be smart enough to put their $150k (or so) annual towards actual real estate, do you? Fast cars & drugs are much more appealing at that age.




I don't know about that... The 'upscale' Vegas neighborhood I have one of my houses in is full of strippers and escorts who are homeowners. Once the porn chicks, who go out there to feature at the Rhino/Pleasures/Scores/Ect. find out how easy it is to own something - I think they buy into the dream.

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#242986 - 05/09/07 10:20 AM Re: Dana DeArmand: "Yeah, your house burned down"
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Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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Quote:

You don't actually expect the majority to be smart enough to put their $150k (or so) annual towards actual real estate, do you? Fast cars & drugs are much more appealing at that age.




I don't know about that... The 'upscale' Vegas neighborhood I have one of my houses in is full of strippers and escorts who are homeowners. Once the porn chicks, who go out there to feature at the Rhino/Pleasures/Scores/Ect. find out how easy it is to own something - I think they buy into the dream.




Strippers are smarter than porn whores. I know that sounds crazy, but it is true.

Porn whores spend a lot of money on cars that get repossessed.
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#242987 - 05/09/07 02:07 PM Re: Dana DeArmand: "Yeah, your house burned down"
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What do you want to bet that one of her drug addict alt. friends burned the place down when they passed out and dropped a hot crack pipe on the carpet. Something tells me there is much more to this story. Hey Fayner, hows it going.
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#242988 - 05/09/07 04:28 PM Re: Dana DeArmand: "Yeah, your house burned down"
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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I don't know about that... The 'upscale' Vegas neighborhood I have one of my houses in is full of strippers and escorts who are homeowners. Once the porn chicks, who go out there to feature at the Rhino/Pleasures/Scores/Ect. find out how easy it is to own something - I think they buy into the dream.




Indeed, but what percentage of those is actually worth a damn?

I agree with Darth here, and didn't really want to use those who (only) strip & escort as examples. Sure, they're hookers, too, but not dumb enough to fuck their future up by doing business on-screen for all to see.

Matter of fact, I find it comical how Derek Hay pimps the girls out to the local Speramint Rhino for dancing gigs, yet many of them just strut around & can't handle herself on-stage. A girl doesn't get my money until she works the pole like a pro.
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#242989 - 05/09/07 04:30 PM Re: Dana DeArmand: "Yeah, your house burned down"
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Registered: 03/26/07
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Quote:

What do you want to bet that one of her drug addict alt. friends burned the place down when they passed out and dropped a hot crack pipe on the carpet. Something tells me there is much more to this story. Hey Fayner, hows it going.




more than likely the heroin nod-out dropping cigarette kind of fire.
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#242990 - 05/09/07 07:04 PM Re: Dana DeArmand: "Yeah, your house burned down"
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Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 465
Quote:

Quote:

What do you want to bet that one of her drug addict alt. friends burned the place down when they passed out and dropped a hot crack pipe on the carpet. Something tells me there is much more to this story. Hey Fayner, hows it going.




more than likely the heroin nod-out dropping cigarette kind of fire.






Nah, if heroin was involved someone would have died in the fire.
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#242991 - 05/10/07 12:31 AM Re: Dana DeArmand: "Yeah, your house burned down"
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Registered: 08/16/06
Posts: 453
Loc: Las Vegas
Quote:

Quote:

What do you want to bet that one of her drug addict alt. friends burned the place down when they passed out and dropped a hot crack pipe on the carpet. Something tells me there is much more to this story. Hey Fayner, hows it going.




more than likely the heroin nod-out dropping cigarette kind of fire.




Agreed much more likely to pass out on heroin than crack. Ive had plenty of decent conversations with girls while they smoked crack(dont ask), tryin to talk to a chick on heroin is like talking to a wall.
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#242992 - 05/10/07 02:33 PM Re: Dana DeArmand: "Yeah, your house burned down"
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Registered: 03/26/07
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Quote:

Quote:

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What do you want to bet that one of her drug addict alt. friends burned the place down when they passed out and dropped a hot crack pipe on the carpet. Something tells me there is much more to this story. Hey Fayner, hows it going.




more than likely the heroin nod-out dropping cigarette kind of fire.





i grew up in east san jose. there were a couple of those fires where no one died. so maybe, maybe not.


Nah, if heroin was involved someone would have died in the fire.


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#242993 - 05/15/07 09:10 AM Re: Dana DeArmand: "Yeah, your house burned down"
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Registered: 04/14/03
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Next shes going to say that she has cancer. Fucking whores.
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#242994 - 05/15/07 12:57 PM Re: Dana DeArmand: "Yeah, your house burned down"
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Next shes going to say that she has cancer. Fucking whores.




Well it ain't gonna be asbestosis.
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#242995 - 05/18/07 09:32 PM Re: Dana DeArmand: "Yeah, your house burned down"
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Registered: 05/14/07
Posts: 18
Loc: az but moving to cali in late ...
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

You don't actually expect the majority to be smart enough to put their $150k (or so) annual towards actual real estate, do you? Fast cars & drugs are much more appealing at that age.




I don't know about that... The 'upscale' Vegas neighborhood I have one of my houses in is full of strippers and escorts who are homeowners. Once the porn chicks, who go out there to feature at the Rhino/Pleasures/Scores/Ect. find out how easy it is to own something - I think they buy into the dream.




Strippers are smarter than porn whores. I know that sounds crazy, but it is true.

Porn whores spend a lot of money on cars that get repossessed.




i second that...i started as a dancer, i graduated with a 3.7 gpa, actually want to major in political science and econ...was offered a internship with a house of rep....( turned it down because of income reasons) strippers are in a sense are more smart money wise because it isnt consistant some nights are awesome(i've made 1400 in a night and thats at a strict club no touching) and some nights are shit(150 during a bad storm)so they learn for the most part to be smart with spending however i am also in porn now and am still just as smart as i was with my money and how to spend or not spend it. honestly depends on the girl if you ask me...i know pleanty of washed up strippers that are coke heads and crack whores that waste their last bit of money on the new louis vitton purse and have to dance 7 nights a week to make ends meet....
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#242996 - 05/18/07 09:48 PM Re: Dana DeArmand: "Yeah, your house burned down"
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Show us them tittays first, "Ms. Pierce", and then we'll make with the smart talk.

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#242997 - 05/18/07 10:31 PM Re: Dana DeArmand: "Yeah, your house burned down"
miss mack pierce Offline
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Registered: 05/14/07
Posts: 18
Loc: az but moving to cali in late ...
why does it matter lol...to save the time...im a 32b
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#242998 - 05/18/07 11:43 PM Re: Dana DeArmand: "Yeah, your house burned down"
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Registered: 09/20/05
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why does it matter lol...to save the time...im a 32b



For XPT credibility...it matters...do it.

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#242999 - 05/19/07 12:14 AM Re: Dana DeArmand: "Yeah, your house burned down"
miss mack pierce Offline
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Registered: 05/14/07
Posts: 18
Loc: az but moving to cali in late ...
here ya go
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#243000 - 05/19/07 02:28 AM Re: Dana DeArmand: "Yeah, your house burned down"
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Registered: 08/16/06
Posts: 453
Loc: Las Vegas
lol this chick has 6 posts, and 3 stars already!
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#243001 - 05/19/07 07:28 AM Re: Dana DeArmand: "Yeah, your house burned down"
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
That's a good example of the benefits of internet bullying. WTG, Willie and Floofin.

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here ya go



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#243002 - 05/19/07 08:52 AM Re: Dana DeArmand: "Yeah, your house burned down"
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
hey, miss mack. how's it goin?


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#243003 - 05/19/07 11:30 AM Re: Dana DeArmand: "Yeah, your house burned down"
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I approve of Miss Mack's nudity.

Welcome to the forum. Ignore anyone who flames you, fight fire with fire and post naked pictures. This will assure you of success.
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#243004 - 05/19/07 07:19 PM Re: Dana DeArmand: "Yeah, your house burned down"
christianxxx Offline
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Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
HEY! i am working with you and Ava Devine in a BGG on monday! good times for me! you are sexy.
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#243005 - 05/21/07 03:40 PM Re: Dana DeArmand: "Yeah, your house burned down"
miss mack pierce Offline
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Registered: 05/14/07
Posts: 18
Loc: az but moving to cali in late ...
hey yeah sorry about that shoot today...i had to get to the doctor, i thought i had a uti.... sorry hopfully we will get to reschedual....
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#243006 - 05/21/07 03:43 PM Re: Dana DeArmand: "Yeah, your house burned down"
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Registered: 05/14/07
Posts: 18
Loc: az but moving to cali in late ...
glad i have earned the aproval...however even if i didnt id still be making posts on this site.... ....lol


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#243007 - 05/21/07 04:10 PM Re: Dana DeArmand: "Yeah, your house burned down"
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
That's what we want to hear. Hope your snatch gets better soon.
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