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#179493 - 07/18/06 10:04 PM How fucke dup is my life?
ghostofburg Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 137	I just found out, during dinner in Santa Rosa, that my 50-something aunt is into BDSM and has been frequenting a San Francisco Sex club called "The Power-something-or -other".....how did I find out? My aunt told me after she explained my uncle split and she hasnt heard from him in 2 days after he overheard her on the phone with a psychic Yoga instructor discussing her Bondage Lover she has been seeing for four years....meanwhile, as she is laying this pile of moral DUNG in MY FUCKING lap (like I am gonna fix it)...20 feet away, a totally hot chick in a cowboy hat, a tweaked out 20-21 year old dude with 3 day beard and some DRUNK FAT 50 something tatooed guy are yelling, then FIGHTING about something....then the old guy yells "Fuck you, I have AIDS!" and traffic on both sides of the street (Foot AND car) stops and for 3 seconds the city of Santa Rosa was dead quiet. I sat there imagining my Aunt, who used to bake me raisin cupcakes when i was a little da burglar in the hospital, tied up in rope with a ball gag and orgasming while some guy dressed like MACHINE from 8mm flogs her ass.... Louie Armstrong's "What a wonderful world" was the only element missing from this enchanted evening-Hallmark moment in Santa Rosa I hate Life
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#179494 - 07/18/06 10:16 PM Re: How fucke dup is my life?
GUAPO Pervert Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 2204	EXTREMELY FUCKED UP
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#179495 - 07/18/06 10:17 PM Re: How fucke dup is my life?
ghostofburg Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 137	It'll be goooood in a few minutes my nigga! Save it for later
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#179496 - 07/18/06 10:21 PM Re: How fucke dup is my life?
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	Burglar, whatever you did wrong in your past life is being made right in this one. Have fun.
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#179497 - 07/18/06 10:48 PM Re: How fucke dup is my life?
It Was Fun aka Gen Padova Porn Jesus Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 4517	That's all kinds of funny. I can not apologize LOL Attachments 172642-rolf.gif (15 downloads)
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#179498 - 07/18/06 10:55 PM Re: How fucke dup is my life?
ghostofburg Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 137	Quote: Burglar, whatever you did wrong in your past life is being made right in this one. Have fun. Yeah I figured that out about 11 years and 2/3 of a liver ago Fuck Karma, I refuse to believe in it or anything like it... Why are there so many, songs about rainbows? And what's on the other side.... Rainbows are visions, but only illusions, and Rainbows have nothing to hide.... A french Maid, foreign chef A big house, with a king size bed You've had enough, you ship them out The Dollars up, its down, you better buy the pound The claim is on you, the sights are on me, so what do you do? That's guaranteed. Hey Little girl, you broke the law You hustle, you deal, you steal from us all... Come on come on, Love me for the money come on come on, listen to the moneytalk
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#179499 - 07/18/06 10:59 PM Re: How fucke dup is my life?
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	Quote: Rainbows are visions, but only illusions, and Rainbows have nothing to hide.... Just like people.
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#179500 - 07/18/06 11:01 PM Re: How fucke dup is my life?
NitneLiun Registered Sex Offender Registered: 07/09/06 Posts: 2362 Loc: St. Louis	It's called the Power Exchange. It's mostly a swinger's club but there is some BDSM activity there. I've been there a couple of times on past visits to the Bay Area. Haven't been there in two year though. _________________________ "Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken."
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#179501 - 07/18/06 11:07 PM Re: How fucke dup is my life?
ghostofburg Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 137	Quote: It's called the Power Exchange. It's mostly a swinger's club but there is some BDSM activity there. I've been there a couple of times on past visits to the Bay Area. Haven't been there in two year though. Great, thanks. If you see my aunt tell her thanks for the cupcakes
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#179502 - 07/19/06 06:11 AM Re: How fucke dup is my life?
Dane AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 07/06/05 Posts: 591 Loc: South of Heaven	Quote: Quote: It's called the Power Exchange. It's mostly a swinger's club but there is some BDSM activity there. I've been there a couple of times on past visits to the Bay Area. Haven't been there in two year though. Great, thanks. If you see my aunt tell her thanks for the cupcakes yeah its a swingers club but mostly a fag club(picture the opening of the movie Irreversible). I went there one lonely night and saw all the aids ridden faggots and left ASAP. I even got my money back. Floor one is open to everyone-fags, trannies, the two women that show up(your aunt), and a bunch of single dudes. floor 2 is for fags and from what I understand they finally opened a 3rd floor for women and couples. it s filthy place and I wouldn't suggest it to anyone. http://www.powerexchange.com/home.htm _________________________ that's hot- paris hilton
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#179503 - 07/19/06 09:23 AM Re: How fucke dup is my life?
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Quote: Why are there so many, songs about rainbows? And what's on the other side.... Rainbows are visions, but only illusions, and Rainbows have nothing to hide.... Rainbows are like dreams and porn whores - Only fools chase them. _________________________ You're all still alive?
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