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#103223 - 05/27/05 03:24 PM Da Burglar: New mod?
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When did this happen? How did it happen? Fill us in.

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#103224 - 05/27/05 03:30 PM Re: Da Burglar: New mod?
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#103225 - 05/27/05 03:55 PM Re: Da Burglar: New mod?
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When did this happen?



Three hours ago.

The better question is: what did he do wrong to deserve such a fate?
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#103226 - 05/27/05 04:05 PM Re: Da Burglar: New mod?
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However it happened let's keep the discussion out of his forum, so he can't delete our posts.

Seriously, this was a major coup for xpt. As smart as they think they are, how many other porn boards have a Hah-vud boy as a moderator? I still don't see the utility of a shitlist when you have a monkey cage (except for keeping the likes of drpornz from the cage), but maybe da Burglar can whip them into shape.

Also, I'd like to take this opportunity to suggest use of shock collars instead of 7 day penalty boxes. The effect is immediate and doesn't depend on JRV's work/sleep schedule.

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#103227 - 05/27/05 07:16 PM Re: Da Burglar: New mod?
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After six months of posting here, I finally told Jeff how I felt about XPT....it is the only Porn Board I frequent. (I made 3 posts at ADT back in December, was admonished for being "disruptive", and then discovered XPT.) I do not post/visit XPT because I love porn....I enjoy pornography, but this place just has an edgy, live fast/die faster "fuck you you're stupid" atmosphere that I find mildly exhilirating and therapeutic. This place has the right balance and perspective on where pornography fits in the scheme of things, doesn't take itself too seriously, and is as down to earth as one can get on the subject of porn, and related issues at hand....<END SINCERE, SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HEARTFELT COMMENTS>

I have basically reached a point in my life where few things actually hold my interest....for some reason XPT is like one of those buzzing blue bug lights, and I am a fucking moth....This place has it all: Anger, Social Commentary, Whores, Psychopaths, Pathetic Fan Boy Wannabe Psychopaths (Kyoto), more Whores, Tales Of Drug Addicted Whores, Bi-polar Whores, Smelly Monkey(s), Still More Whores, and the occasional transvestite we can all beat with a fucking baseball bat.

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#103228 - 05/27/05 07:24 PM Re: Da Burglar: New mod?
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Goddamn it Monstar...its 10:15, I am only on my second beer...are trying to tell me you either want to butt fuck me or jack off on my face??? Go sit in some warpaint then sit on a white sheet...cut out the resulting image, make two holes for your eyes on each ass cheek, then wear that to the next PSK so we can post Native American Butthead Jokes when Luke snaps your picture hugging the next whore-who-will-break-your-heart. G'damn injuns.....
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#103229 - 05/27/05 07:33 PM Re: Da Burglar: New mod?
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Seriously, this was a major coup for xpt. As smart as they think they are, how many other porn boards have a Hah-vud boy as a moderator? I still don't see the utility of a shitlist when you have a monkey cage (except for keeping the likes of drpornz from the cage), but maybe da Burglar can whip them into shape.




meh, I doubt this make's the Crimson Front Page....James, do you know anyone on the staff or have any pull?? I have been gone too long and have ignored, pissed off and otherwise berated the last 7 students calling me to donate to the Alumni fund. Fuck that, I have better things to spend my money on.....


Shitlist? Hey Life is pretty much Shit, a lot of porn seems to be shit, so I will see what I can do to improve the quality of the...."Shit"...in the Shitlist. But the Cage is where I still plan to do most of my moral polluting...
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#103230 - 05/27/05 08:00 PM Re: Da Burglar: New mod?
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meh, I doubt this make's the Crimson Front Page....James, do you know anyone on the staff or have any pull??




This MUST be done. In the Alumni newsletter... (Da Burglar's real name), Class of '91, was recently appointed Moderator of the "Shit List" at XXXPorntalk

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#103231 - 05/27/05 08:02 PM Re: Da Burglar: New mod?
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Congrats DB, glad to hear that you will still be hanging around the cage though.

(which arab has now made clear is the cage's international sign for kyoto)



p.s over under 3 days before smartt complains that he has been passed over as a mod yet again. Im taking the over, it seems he is towards then end of the gift that keeps on giving that he recieved from a few street kids many months ago.


Edited by smelly monkey (05/27/05 08:06 PM)
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#103232 - 05/27/05 08:40 PM Re: Da Burglar: New mod?
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When did this happen?



Three hours ago.

The better question is: what did he do wrong to deserve such a fate?




See, now I was gonna give JRV a pass, 'cuz I used to feel Monkey abuses him enough (notice I didnt say TOO MUCH...I said enough.) Fuck that....

I am master of my own fate....Jeff offered, I accepted. I was both flattered and insulted, but I accepted. Up to now, I have maneuvered my wheelchair around JRV, kinda like I avoid people in malls that I sense are about to fart. No more...be advised, no more Mr. Nice Cripple where JRV is concerned. I will run you down and teach you that real skidmarks have nothing to do with your high fiber diet and the metamucil you drink twice daily you old prick.....
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#103233 - 05/27/05 10:27 PM Re: Da Burglar: New mod?
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Quote:

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When did this happen?



Three hours ago.

The better question is: what did he do wrong to deserve such a fate?




See, now I was gonna give JRV a pass, 'cuz I used to feel Monkey abuses him enough (notice I didnt say TOO MUCH...I said enough.) Fuck that....

I am master of my own fate....Jeff offered, I accepted. I was both flattered and insulted, but I accepted. Up to now, I have maneuvered my wheelchair around JRV, kinda like I avoid people in malls that I sense are about to fart. No more...be advised, no more Mr. Nice Cripple where JRV is concerned. I will run you down and teach you that real skidmarks have nothing to do with your high fiber diet and the metamucil you drink twice daily you old prick.....





jrv is a fucking prick. He pushes to have you banned every chance he gets then when you get on even ground he tries to suck up, tries to bury the hatchet, where as id like to take a hatchet to him.
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#103234 - 05/27/05 10:33 PM Re: Da Burglar: New mod?
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Congratulations Da Burglar.

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#103235 - 05/27/05 10:33 PM Re: Da Burglar: New mod?
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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tries to bury the hatchet



No, you didn't listen carefully. I said "I'd like to bury the hatchet, in your forehead.
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#103236 - 05/27/05 10:36 PM Re: Da Burglar: New mod?
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tries to bury the hatchet



No, you didn't listen carefully. I said "I'd like to bury the hatchet, in your forehead.




I can't wait for the day i fuck the hole that once housed your left eye.
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#103237 - 05/28/05 12:06 AM Re: Da Burglar: New mod?
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I can't wait for the day i fuck the hole that once housed your left eye.




Thanks for the new sig.
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#103238 - 05/28/05 12:24 AM Re: Da Burglar: New mod?
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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I can't wait for the day i fuck the hole that once housed your left eye.




Thanks for the new sig.




That was too easy. Congrats DB

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#103239 - 05/28/05 07:02 AM Re: Da Burglar: New mod?
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Registered: 04/21/04
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All right, Burg!

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#103240 - 05/28/05 10:02 PM Re: Da Burglar: New mod?
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Registered: 01/25/04
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I can't wait for the day i fuck the hole that once housed your left eye.




Thanks for the new sig.




More then welcome.


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