TERA PATRICK LOSES DOG!!!!



Which one is the terrier again???


Tera obviously was in the same VICODIN haze at the Westfield Mall where she lost her dog that she is in this picture. The pooch was probably abducted (and served) by whatever "EXPRESS" Chinese Food outlet is at the mall.

Porn Star Jeopardy Part Deux:

Alex Trebek: "Da Burglar Select Again...."

Da Burglar: "Alex, let me have the category 'SNOBBY-Self-Delusioned-Whores-With-A-False-Sense-Of-Reality-Due-To-A-Functional-Painkiller-Addiction-That-Recently-Lost-Their-Ugly-Ass-Dogs' for $1000 please...."

Alex Trebek: "The Answer is........Tera Patrick."

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Alex: "Yes...Da Burglar."

Da Burglar: "Who is... The only other Porn Whore, Besides Jenna Jameson, that seeks-and-fails-to-find Mainstream acceptance that I HAVE NEVER WHACKED OFF TO."

Alex: "YES! Correct....select again....."

I like Tera Patrick and have a few of her DVDs. She is watch worthy Or in the very least a three sock boa worthy

I know what happend. Kyoto stole it, he plans to save all animals owned by porn stars. Bandit is next.