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#58792 - 09/26/04 12:49 PM Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2375 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	I have recently learned I am part Jew.I believe this probably opens me up to some new rules and regulations that I am unaware of (cant put money in the bank after 2pm,can only eat special hot dogs)please bring me up to speed. _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#58793 - 09/26/04 01:02 PM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
kyoto Gay For Pay Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 951 Loc: IL	I have more important things to do (like make money). The traditions of the Jews is far too complex for me to dwell into here. I direct you to this website for information concerning the Jews and Judaism. Shalom
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#58794 - 09/26/04 01:16 PM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2375 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Thank you brother I have found this link most informative, I will embrace my new responsibilities. _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#58795 - 09/26/04 01:25 PM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
XXXbitionist Bukkake Boy Registered: 06/03/04 Posts: 703 Loc: blue state.....red county...	shit..if you are serious I have quite a few books on the subject. _________________________ Proud to live in a Blue State!
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#58796 - 09/26/04 01:32 PM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2375 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	My father has informed me that he is a direct descendant of Sammy Davis Jr thereby making me jewish.In order to help my new relationship grow I will do whatever is necessary to embrace my Roots _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#58797 - 09/26/04 01:49 PM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
XXXbitionist Bukkake Boy Registered: 06/03/04 Posts: 703 Loc: blue state.....red county...	ok but the jewish line is passed through the mother _________________________ Proud to live in a Blue State!
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#58798 - 09/26/04 02:28 PM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: ok but the jewish line is passed through the mother How did luke ford get it then?. Both his parents are devout Christians and teagan was born a jew but is now a muslim, explain that?. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#58799 - 09/26/04 02:32 PM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	Quote: Quote: ok but the jewish line is passed through the mother How did luke ford get it then?. Both his parents are devout Christians and teagan was born a jew but is now a muslim, explain that?. _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#58800 - 09/26/04 02:50 PM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	C'mon Steinburg help a brother out with his new founder half jewishness _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#58801 - 09/26/04 04:18 PM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
Rob Longshot Chronic Masturbator Registered: 12/22/03 Posts: 1715 Loc: Everything for the people, not...	sammy davis jr wasnt Jewish till ater in life when he got old and converted... when he was younger he was a member of the Church of Satan.... maybe you should look into your satanic roots _________________________ Theres a great big beautiful tomorrow...shining at the end of everyday.
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#58802 - 09/26/04 04:27 PM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	bishop=monkey _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#58803 - 09/26/04 04:37 PM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
Rob Longshot Chronic Masturbator Registered: 12/22/03 Posts: 1715 Loc: Everything for the people, not...	what a horrible thing to say... he's african american. _________________________ Theres a great big beautiful tomorrow...shining at the end of everyday.
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#58804 - 09/26/04 05:05 PM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: bishop=monkey LOL good point, its well knwon that black people hate me and bishop seems to be the only black person that can stomach me, it makes sense to me, im chico wanker bishop. Got eggs?. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#58805 - 09/26/04 05:08 PM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	GENIUS _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#58806 - 09/26/04 05:11 PM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: GENIUS I know this, Monkey: member of the elite top 5 most important people to porn club. Teagan is a muslim. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#58807 - 09/26/04 05:24 PM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
kyoto Gay For Pay Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 951 Loc: IL	I IM'd Teagan asking if she was Jewish. she blew me off. I've been Swami'ed
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#58808 - 09/26/04 05:26 PM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: I IM'd Teagan asking if she was Jewish. she blew me off. I've been Swami'ed Dude muslims hates jews. It would be like asking a holocaust survivor if they would like to buy an autographed hitler photo from you. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#58809 - 09/27/04 12:04 AM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2375 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: bishop=monkey Okay don't make me post a Smart t-like I.C.B.M. pic.It would require two browser pages and erase any doubt that I am not the monkey.I am apparently his illegitimate son and thanks Rob but I have been looking into my satanic roots for the past 25 years or so and look forward to a higher power that doesn't ream me so often _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#58810 - 09/27/04 12:39 AM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
Rob Longshot Chronic Masturbator Registered: 12/22/03 Posts: 1715 Loc: Everything for the people, not...	my comments were meant tongue in cheek.... everyone knows i dont believe in satan... im a dualist. _________________________ Theres a great big beautiful tomorrow...shining at the end of everyday.
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#58811 - 09/27/04 01:28 AM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: Quote: bishop=monkey Okay don't make me post a Smart t-like I.C.B.M. pic.It would require two browser pages and erase any doubt that I am not the monkey.I am apparently his illegitimate son and thanks Rob but I have been looking into my satanic roots for the past 25 years or so and look forward to a higher power that doesn't ream me so often All right, I take it back. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#58812 - 09/27/04 03:43 AM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	LOl nice sign, negro jew. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#58813 - 09/27/04 04:50 AM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
Chino Cochino Bukkake Boy Registered: 08/20/04 Posts: 688	kyoto's only skill is teaching guys how to become a faggot. Loving cats is a prerequisite for taking his course, "how to become a cat fag 101".
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#58814 - 09/27/04 06:58 AM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: I IM'd Teagan asking if she was Jewish. she blew me off. I've been Swami'ed Let me see if I can get you her home number.To truly be Swami like one must call porn stars in the middle of the night. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#58815 - 09/27/04 03:25 PM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Let me see if I can get you her home number.To truly be Swami like one must call porn stars in the middle of the night. Jeff, have you had swami killed?. Usually he can sniff out a swami insult from the depths of his mother's basement in quincy and respond every few days. Something has happened. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#58816 - 09/27/04 04:51 PM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
XXXbitionist Bukkake Boy Registered: 06/03/04 Posts: 703 Loc: blue state.....red county...	Quote: Quote: ok but the jewish line is passed through the mother How did luke ford get it then?. Both his parents are devout Christians and teagan was born a jew but is now a muslim, explain that?. Maybe they (luke ford's parents) were christian jews..There is a a group of decent size known as Jews for Jesus. They are ethnicily of the jewish line but practice the Christian religion. link _________________________ Proud to live in a Blue State!
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#58817 - 09/27/04 04:53 PM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
XXXbitionist Bukkake Boy Registered: 06/03/04 Posts: 703 Loc: blue state.....red county...	Quote: Quote: bishop=monkey Okay don't make me post a Smart t-like I.C.B.M. pic.It would require two browser pages and erase any doubt that I am not the monkey.I am apparently his illegitimate son and thanks Rob but I have been looking into my satanic roots for the past 25 years or so and look forward to a higher power that doesn't ream me so often DO IT! if that is all it takes...then I need proof you are not Monkey _________________________ Proud to live in a Blue State!
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#58818 - 09/27/04 07:21 PM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Maybe they (luke ford's parents) were christian jews..There is a a group of decent size known as Jews for Jesus. They are ethnicily of the jewish line but practice the Christian religion. Nope, he is a Step jew. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#58819 - 09/27/04 07:32 PM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: Maybe they (luke ford's parents) were christian jews..There is a a group of decent size known as Jews for Jesus. They are ethnicily of the jewish line but practice the Christian religion. link They have those people handing shit out in the subways and every once in a while a really angry jew will start blasting them right in the station! Funny as shit. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#58820 - 09/27/04 07:38 PM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: They have those people handing shit out in the subways and every once in a while a really angry jew will start blasting them right in the station! Funny as shit. See i think there should be a show that shows shit just like that, they have all these pranks shows, where theres actors ,etc. But in reality stuff like this which is real is much funnier and its everywhere, crazy overzealous religious nuts are the best comedians in the world, and most of its humor comes from the fact that they aren't trying to be funny and are completely unaware of it. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#58821 - 09/28/04 02:58 AM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	I've heard jews and jews for jesus argue on the radio before. They are goofy. It is true comedy, though. _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#58822 - 09/28/04 03:47 AM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2375 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: Quote: Maybe they (luke ford's parents) were christian jews..There is a a group of decent size known as Jews for Jesus. They are ethnicily of the jewish line but practice the Christian religion. link They have those people handing shit out in the subways and every once in a while a really angry jew will start blasting them right in the station! Funny as shit. Gotta go along with you on that one Zenman.I hardly laugh as much as I do when some sand negro yells Jihad !and detonates himself in a crowded market _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#58823 - 09/28/04 01:39 PM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	Uh . . . . . everyone looks at each other like, did he just say that? _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#58824 - 09/29/04 02:08 PM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2375 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: Uh . . . . . everyone looks at each other like, did he just say that?The coolest thing about finding out Smelly Monkey is your dad,no longer carrying the burden of being politically correct! _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#58825 - 09/29/04 07:13 PM Re: Kyoto or any other Jew please help!
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	_________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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