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#232763 - 04/02/07 12:55 PM Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
Conky Offline
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I seem to meet the smart ones mainly, so I'd be interested to know who the board think the absolute dumbest, most stupid and brain dead whore actually is.

I'm looking for absolute provable stupidity rather than just an occasional lack of judgement.
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#232764 - 04/02/07 01:05 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
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Sorry, but I have to vote for the obvious choice.

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#232765 - 04/02/07 01:14 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
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Quote:




Sorry, but I have to vote for the obvious choice.




I second that! But its a 3 way tie between Taylor Rain, Lori Lust, and Naomi.

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#232766 - 04/02/07 01:14 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
Conky Offline
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But is TMFR the absolute nadir in porn? I can't believe she's the dumbest. To my shame, I've met her a few times and she was able to form relatively complete sentences without coaching.

I'm looking for the biggest mouth breather in porn. The girl who has to have 'inhale' and 'exhale' written on the palm of each hand.
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#232767 - 04/02/07 01:48 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
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The dumbest whores are the ones yapping about how smart they are; moreover, the real difficult whores who insist on copies of the release forms on set, have their boyfriend as their agents, or think they'll get into SAG from OneModelPlace gigs.

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#232768 - 04/02/07 01:57 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
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I think you can tell a lot about a whore by her suitcase pimp, and what sort of retarded situation he's gotten her into.

...That and the one who's enema tasted like shit. She's a winner.
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#232769 - 04/02/07 03:51 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
Calvin Offline
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Jessica Sweet:
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as for Jessica sweet don't think you want to book her. as for her agent its not his fault she is dumb he is a great guy and he is not to blame also she used spay tan on herself standing in front of a white couch she was going to shoot on. "very dumb" when she was told to stop she did not listen got a attitude and argued that it would not come off. don't know what planet she was on. this is the third time that i know she did this with spray tan on someone's set and was told not to do it again but does not f---ing listen.



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during bj she bobs on the head with her teeth never takes more than the head then get mad when u try to get her to do something else. after getting bit for bj try to get into the scene and this scene was just doomed so we kill it she gets a kill fee



She does the "accidentally bite the talent" thing in a Cum Fiesta scene as well.
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#232770 - 04/02/07 03:54 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
Bornyo Offline
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Nicole Brazzle has to be up in this list somewhere. Where is that whore now anyway? Anyone know?

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#232771 - 04/02/07 04:13 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
Moxie Offline
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Allie Ray must get some consideration, if she's been released from her captors that is. Maybe Gen can present her with the award.

I adore Kara Mynor as a performer, but she gets a nod as well.
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#232772 - 04/02/07 04:15 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
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Quote:

Nicole Brazzle has to be up in this list somewhere. Where is that whore now anyway? Anyone know?


great nom bornyo-i'd like to throw in our favorite 39-year old newcomer.

what's scary is what we see coming out of her mouth in public is the combined intelligence of her and her suitcase pimp
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#232773 - 04/02/07 04:24 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
J.B. Offline
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I stole this from Coachcam on ADT. Don't know who it is, but this whore's pretty dumb:

Quote:

A couple of months ago, I was shooting a girl while the still photographer was shooting her for the box cover. He mentioned Bette Davis. The girl asked, "who is Bette Davis"? I said, "she was the first girl in the industry who did double anal". I also shoot the cable version for our movies, so when the Director says "cut", I keep shooting for BTS.
During her scene, there was a break and the name Bette Davis came up again. With my camera rolling, I asked her who Bette Davis is...she looks right into my lens and says..."she was the first girl in the industry to do double anal". We had to wait a long time until everyone could stop laughing...and she didn't know why


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#232774 - 04/02/07 04:28 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
Conky Offline
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Is Lori really dumb, or just easily led? Like a domesticated beast?

I'd forgotten about Brazzle, but Jessica Sweet certainly makes the top percentile. For once.
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#232775 - 04/02/07 04:35 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
Calvin Offline
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Quote:

Nicole Brazzle has to be up in this list somewhere. Where is that whore now anyway? Anyone know?




I heard she was killed in Iraq.
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#232776 - 04/02/07 04:42 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
gia jordan Offline
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I was on set and the other female talent asks if I could help her with something. She pulls some contraption out of her purse. I thought it was for her hair, but I asked her what the hell that thing was.

Dumb Whore: It's a female condom.

Me: Why don't you just use birth control?

Dumb Whore: Cuz I don't wanna get pregnant.
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#232777 - 04/02/07 04:50 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
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[Hijack]

Quote:

Quote:

Nicole Brazzle has to be up in this list somewhere. Where is that whore now anyway? Anyone know?




I heard she was killed in Iraq.



That ain't funny, Calvin. My brother in law (or, should I say, ex-brother in law) was killed in Iraq 2/10/07 when his helicopter was shot down over Anbar while on a rescue mission. Damn good guy.

[/Hijack]

Now: Back to your regularly scheduled Whorebashing.
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#232778 - 04/02/07 04:53 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
Willie D Offline

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The dumbest whores are the ones yapping about how smart they are; moreover, the real difficult whores who insist on copies of the release forms on set, have their boyfriend as their agents, or think they'll get into SAG from OneModelPlace gigs.





<cough cough> I'm not sure (Shy) who you're (Love) talking about (CPA) <cough cough>.

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#232779 - 04/02/07 04:58 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
Tritone Offline
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This Taylor scene is from Rodney Moore's We Swallow #10. Rodney is always doing that thing where he "headlocks" the girls giving BJs.



Edited by tritone (04/02/07 04:59 PM)

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#232780 - 04/02/07 05:00 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
jamesn Offline
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on a scale of magnitude, jenna may be the stupidest whore of them all. nobody else can come close to the sum of money she allowed her suitcase pimp to snag and nobody else has their vaginas surgically fucked-up on their own volition
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#232781 - 04/02/07 05:00 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
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This Taylor scene is from Rodney Moore's We Swallow #10. Rodney is always doing that thing where he "headlocks" the girls giving BJs.






The mystery if finally solved!
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#232782 - 04/02/07 05:03 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
Calvin Offline
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Quote:

[Hijack]

Quote:

Quote:

Nicole Brazzle has to be up in this list somewhere. Where is that whore now anyway? Anyone know?




I heard she was killed in Iraq.



That ain't funny, Calvin. My brother in law (or, should I say, ex-brother in law) was killed in Iraq 2/10/07 when his helicopter was shot down over Anbar while on a rescue mission. Damn good guy.

[/Hijack]

Now: Back to your regularly scheduled Whorebashing.




Didn't mean to offend, I'm sorry. I'm sure you have been around long enough to know the backstory about Ms. Brazzle and her alleged fiancee.

How about Brittney Skye:

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BRITTNEY SKYE POSTS ON MYSPACE: Alright Fuckers! Here we go, only a few days left till Chuck and Randy fight again.....FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! Im gonna be there! Right up front getting fucking bloody!!!!!!! I wont satisfied till I get blood or sweat sprayed on me.....lol......Dude and how fucking good was last monday......that dude that got knocked out 11 seconds, or the fucking guy that pulled that triangle out after getting his face cut open, gushing blood, I've never seen so much blood in a UFC fight, that was fucking sick! Fucking Bonnar making Irvin tap in round fucking 1, fuck all u fucks that said it was gonna be a war.... I said it would be fucking quick!!!!

So now next Saturday in vegas plus Superfuckingbowl Sunday.....Which I'm going for the Steelers!!!!! I love my life!!!! Dude, its gonna be great!!!!! Prediction time!!!!! I like Jardine, Hinkle( i have a rad pic with him all fucking bloody), Riggs...yes im going for Riggs again, after I lost my ass off againist Matt last time, I still have faith in Joe Riggs pulling through againist Diaz....... Buenitello, Mir...cant decide between Vera and Eilers... and yes of course Chuck the Iceman Liddell is gonna knock Randy Couture out again!!!!! I love Randy but Chuck is the fucking man!!!!! I love watching him, its gonna be sick!!!!

Me and a bunch of other hot chicks are hosting the after party for Chuck!!!! So, I''ll post where as soon as I hear....Were gonna celebrate his victory like rockstars or cockstars....whatever works!!!! Get fucking crazy!!!!!!


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#232783 - 04/02/07 05:10 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
J.B. Offline
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Quote:

Didn't mean to offend, I'm sorry. I'm sure you have been around long enough to know the backstory about Ms. Brazzle and her alleged fiancee.




I just heard it a few minutes ago, acutally, in a PM. No offense taken. At least, not from you, Calvin. This Nicole Brazzle, though, offends the living piss out of me. What a fucking Cunt. Did she actually have a fiancee (and was he at least in the military) or is this just up there with fake Cancer? She's got my vote for Dumbest whore.
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#232784 - 04/02/07 05:25 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
Tritone Offline
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
I'm not familiar with all the drama regarding her, but I have always liked Nicole Brazzle as a performer. I enjoyed her Southern accent (fake or not) and also the energy she put into her scenes.

No issues with IR either. Plus, don't we have Nicole to thank for bringing us the delicious Courtney Simpson:






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#232785 - 04/02/07 05:31 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
Calvin Offline
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Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
Dumb + drama =

Slightly old-school but "Missy" from the late-90s always had that Nicky Hilton, "What day is it?" quality to her.
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#232786 - 04/02/07 05:46 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
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Quote:

How about Brittney Skye:

BRITTNEY SKYE POSTS ON MYSPACE: Alright Fuckers! Here we go, only a few days left till Chuck and Randy fight again.....FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! Im gonna be there! Right up front getting fucking bloody!!!!!!! I wont satisfied till I get blood or sweat sprayed on me.....lol......Dude and how fucking good was last monday......that dude that got knocked out 11 seconds, or the fucking guy that pulled that triangle out after getting his face cut open, gushing blood, I've never seen so much blood in a UFC fight, that was fucking sick! Fucking Bonnar making Irvin tap in round fucking 1, fuck all u fucks that said it was gonna be a war.... I said it would be fucking quick!!!!

So now next Saturday in vegas plus Superfuckingbowl Sunday.....Which I'm going for the Steelers!!!!! I love my life!!!! Dude, its gonna be great!!!!! Prediction time!!!!! I like Jardine, Hinkle( i have a rad pic with him all fucking bloody), Riggs...yes im going for Riggs again, after I lost my ass off againist Matt last time, I still have faith in Joe Riggs pulling through againist Diaz....... Buenitello, Mir...cant decide between Vera and Eilers... and yes of course Chuck the Iceman Liddell is gonna knock Randy Couture out again!!!!! I love Randy but Chuck is the fucking man!!!!! I love watching him, its gonna be sick!!!!

Me and a bunch of other hot chicks are hosting the after party for Chuck!!!! So, I''ll post where as soon as I hear....Were gonna celebrate his victory like rockstars or cockstars....whatever works!!!! Get fucking crazy!!!!!!



I hate MMA "fans" like that. They have no clue what the sport is about, nor have they trained in it. Its not about getting bloody. If she wants blood, let her go over to S***t's house. She can have all the bloody limbs, heads and carcasses she wants.
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#232787 - 04/02/07 06:29 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
Bornyo Offline
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I hate MMA "fans" like that. They have no clue what the sport is about, nor have they trained in it. Its not about getting bloody. If she wants blood, let her go over to S***t's house. She can have all the bloody limbs, heads and carcasses she wants.




That's exactly how I feel about NASCAR fans that only want to see the wrecks, except I would only hex them with being Kyle Petty fans- not send them to S****t's house.

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#232788 - 04/02/07 09:31 PM Lyla Lei: Dumbest Whore in Porn?
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
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Last night I watched Pants Off/Dance Off on FUSE - easily the stupidest people doing the stupidest thing imaginable (stripping clumsily with a video blue screened behind them).

To my everlasting amusement, Lyla Lei was a contestant. Jeezus fucking christ she is stoopid. Although she claims to be born in the USA (Rhode Island) she can't even speak in complete sentences!!

The whole episode left me scarred. I wish I had TIVO.

Apparently porners do the show all the time.


Clicky





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#232789 - 04/02/07 09:34 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
crispinglover1 Offline
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Registered: 03/14/07
Posts: 63
Loc: Hollywood
Michelle Maylene....I doubt she even knows where she is at any given time.
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#232790 - 04/02/07 09:51 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
Deuce_Bigalow Offline
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Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
Carmella Bing, Mary Carey.

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#232791 - 04/02/07 10:01 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
methisdeth Offline
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Registered: 07/19/06
Posts: 49
Dani Woodward. Ask her about ANY, I mean ANY subject and she will talk on and on and on about it like an expert. Keep in mind it's probably the meth talking, but that makes her even dumber in the first place for ever smoking and/or snorting it and continuing to do it. Straight fucking, know nothing, dummy who thinks she knows it all. Can't wait for the meth to end it all for her! Stupid tweaker whore. Just ask her, she'll tell you how smart she is. Don't believe me? Jump on AOL IM (a speed junkies favorite friend) and ask her. You can find that info here:

http://www.meetdaniwoodward.com/

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#232792 - 04/02/07 10:19 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
Deuce_Bigalow Offline
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Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
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Dani Woodward. Ask her about ANY, I mean ANY subject and she will talk on and on and on about it like an expert. Keep in mind it's probably the meth talking, but that makes her even dumber in the first place for ever smoking and/or snorting it and continuing to do it. Straight fucking, know nothing, dummy who thinks she knows it all. Can't wait for the meth to end it all for her! Stupid tweaker whore. Just ask her, she'll tell you how smart she is. Don't believe me? Jump on AOL IM (a speed junkies favorite friend) and ask her. You can find that info here:

http://www.meetdaniwoodward.com/




I don't know buddy....... I asked her on IM, What do you call an Irish prostitute? She hit me back....... "A pig in a blanket."


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#232793 - 04/02/07 10:27 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
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Dani Woodward

Dumb Dani Woodward
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#232794 - 04/02/07 10:47 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
Bornyo Offline
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#232795 - 04/02/07 10:49 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
testa Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 65
I'm amazed I don't see Shy Love listed

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#232796 - 04/02/07 10:51 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
k1ng Offline
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Deja Daire
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#232797 - 04/02/07 11:50 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
Da Burglar Offline
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Riley Shy, criminal mastermind, and her fiance, the psychedlic Astro/aeronautical visionary.

Redhead caught redhanded....never "Short" Vince Voyeur....Get it? Vince? Short? Ahahahahahaha
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#232798 - 04/02/07 11:59 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
methisdeth Offline
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I don't know buddy....... I asked her on IM, What do you call an Irish prostitute? She hit me back....... "A pig in a blanket."





Look, this whore's part time gig is living in comedy clubs. In fact, she finds herself EXTREMELY funny and witty. No doubt she can memorize a punch-line or two. Give her something to really talk about. She'll go on, and on, and on, and on. Try catching her in the late night/early morning hours after she's hit the pipe for a few hours.



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#232799 - 04/03/07 01:42 AM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
ChuckSpears Offline
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I nominate Asia Careerless. Bitch forgot she even had life insurance. Who the fuck forgets they have life insurance? And she's her own webmaster. Have you seen that 1980s looking site? I could write better code on a napkin at Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles. Straight up programming in C for Crackhead.

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#232800 - 04/03/07 08:54 AM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
Deuce_Bigalow Offline
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Loc: NYC
Quote:

Quote:

I don't know buddy....... I asked her on IM, What do you call an Irish prostitute? She hit me back....... "A pig in a blanket."





Look, this whore's part time gig is living in comedy clubs. In fact, she finds herself EXTREMELY funny and witty. No doubt she can memorize a punch-line or two. Give her something to really talk about. She'll go on, and on, and on, and on. Try catching her in the late night/early morning hours after she's hit the pipe for a few hours.







Belive me buddy, she can hit my pipe for a few hours.

What, you her ex-dealer or somthing?

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#232801 - 04/03/07 09:13 AM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
Vizzle Offline
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I don't know if anyone mentioned her yet, but Page Morgan gets my vote.

Page on Page

Page on karaoke

Page on Pablo

...etc........
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#232802 - 04/03/07 11:08 AM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
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Registered: 02/18/07
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Quote:

I'm amazed I don't see Shy Love listed




Read carefully she is on the list.

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#232803 - 04/03/07 11:57 AM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
testa Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 65
Quote:

Quote:

I'm amazed I don't see Shy Love listed




Read carefully she is on the list.




where is this list??

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#232804 - 04/03/07 08:44 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

great nom bornyo-i'd like to throw in our favorite 39-year old newcomer.




[dumbfounded]

WHAT, you mean she's not 27 like she advertises on her most excellent talent page?

[/dumbfounded]

Quote:

This Taylor scene is from Rodney Moore's We Swallow #10. Rodney is always doing that thing where he "headlocks" the girls giving BJs.




This education in fanboyism brought to you ADT's tritone.

Your point? Who fucking cares what scene it was in or what it's derived from? She's a dumb whore, and this photo brings some life to that label.

Quote:

I hate MMA "fans" like that. They have no clue what the sport is about, nor have they trained in it. Its not about getting bloody. If she wants blood, let her go over to S***t's house. She can have all the bloody limbs, heads and carcasses she wants.




Brittany is an ADD-riddled cunt whose only motor function is waving both middle fingers in the air. She has the brain of a split pea languishing in a sea of stupid. Lastly, she's a walking meat locker for the D-grade fighters to play hide the salami in so their testosterone is flowing.

I just bought some canned air for cleaning my negatives, maybe I should ship one our to her for travel purposes? Brittany Skye has my vote, well, at least one of them. Dumb whores = Lay's Potato Chips, you just can't have one (choice).
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#232805 - 04/03/07 08:54 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
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Registered: 02/18/07
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I'm amazed I don't see Shy Love listed




Read carefully she is on the list.




where is this list??




by willy d
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<cough cough> I'm not sure (Shy) who you're (Love) talking about (CPA) <cough cough>.



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#232806 - 04/04/07 08:00 AM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
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Registered: 11/14/04
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This education in fanboyism brought to you ADT's tritone.

Your point? Who fucking cares what scene it was in or what it's derived from? She's a dumb whore, and this photo brings some life to that label.




You continually amaze me how much you like to stick your foot in your mouth. If you pay attention and read some of the threads you'd know that several posters enquired about what movie that headlock BJ of TMFR was from and when I type s****t, I'm not referring to you. You're dismissed, retard.

Tritone sucks.
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#232807 - 04/04/07 10:13 AM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
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You continually amaze me how much you like to stick your foot in your mouth. If you pay attention and read some of the threads you'd know that several posters enquired about what movie that headlock BJ of TMFR was from and when I type s****t, I'm not referring to you. You're dismissed, retard.




Aww shucks, BIFF, I feel so loved. I know you spend every waking hour hunting down my diatribes in some ill attempt to feel masculine.

Alas, my ass is exit only.
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#232808 - 04/04/07 11:32 AM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
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Aww shucks, BIFF, I feel so loved. I know you spend every waking hour hunting down my diatribes in some ill attempt to feel masculine.

Alas, my ass is exit only.




Alas, you don't have to be a power bottom to be a fag, faggot.

Since your senility escapes you

You may now carry on being stupid.
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#232809 - 04/04/07 12:26 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
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where is this list??




Testa, there's no official 'list' as such. But it's a fucking great idea. Can you imagine an XPT Awards show? The categories themselves would be awesome, and I'm sure we could convince Jeff to include Dumbest Whore of the Year as a category.

The nominations would probably take hours to read out.
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#232810 - 04/04/07 01:06 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
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Alas, you don't have to be a power bottom to be a fag, faggot.

Since your senility escapes you

You may now carry on being stupid.




Another tough-guy / big-mouth behind a monitor. *YAWN*
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#232811 - 04/04/07 02:37 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
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Another tough-guy / big-mouth behind a monitor. *YAWN*




Thanks for playing.
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#232812 - 04/04/07 02:57 PM Re: Who's the Dumbest Whore in Porn?
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Registered: 04/01/07
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Tritone sucks.




Hey now! Except for the IR thing which we have moved past, I have come to this board with open arms and a good attitude.

Lets get away from these squabbles and just talk about porn. Now that's something we can all agree on.



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