you motherfuckers better strap in. at somepoint the cops are coming

I got in my first 18 holes today Bishop.
Wait.. I went golfing today. ^Some sick fuck would surely use that in a hurtful way if I didn't issue a disclaimer.

Anyways... Welcome to 3:30 my time son.

I just got back from the liquor store. I might be drunk before nightfall.

I wonder where I will throw up?

I got ya covered Bishop. I'll pm Coke Stevenson and offer him a free meal and some drinks. Done deal.

I wonder that as well.

I already threw up a bit, the beer I am drinking is horrible because my drinking budget is rather sapped.

so lou(was golf as much fun as people say? im ntw trble n ow

You'd really like golf Bishop. You get to tee up whitey and smack the fuck outta him without fear of the chair.

It's almost as much fun as the Carolina Hurricane forums, for me anyways.

ill nevr 4get the chic blockn 2nd base in mycoed sftbll league . . my aggresion on the base paths was leagle yet..

You Pete Rosed her face off?. Fucken bitches need to lay off the base lines.

i Always thOught it was part her fault bt evry1 lookd at me as if i had raped her or sme shit and thn wantd 2 have coffee an talk abt it. .

It's always "part her fault", no matter what the police report says. And she should have known coed meant there's a chance you'll get fucked up playing a game you don't deserve to be part of. You were clearly the victim here.

This thread makes me want to go buy beer.

eat first

I did a very bad thing when I was very drunk last night. I got a call from my ex girlfriend from high school who I haven't seen in about 10 years.

To keep this simple she is really unhappy and getting divorced and I said some things that might make her show up at my door.

I do not want to take care of her or her fucking dog and I'm pretty sure she didn't know I was plastered.

I don't have her phone number (I could probably track it down though) so I can't just call her back today and admit what happened. I do kind of want to see her but there is no way I could deal with her for more than a few hours and if she comes to Toronto her presence would be unrelenting.

I hope she calls back today and that she was drunk and in love with the world as well last night.

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I didn't call her.

I was just way too nice and sentimental when she phoned me. Anyway though, I'll get in touch with her sometime today and explain myself.

Oh never mind then.

It is not yet 11:00 AM and I am going to put enough Kahlua in my coffee to get a good buzz on.

If I ever tie one on and start posting a lot, it won't be pretty. You know those pictures of the 9th Ward in NOLA after Katrina?

BEER.
It's what's for breakfast...