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#304313 - 02/29/08 11:57 AM Monkey's return...
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...has had an interesting effect.

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#304314 - 02/29/08 12:15 PM Re: Monkey's return...
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#304315 - 02/29/08 01:53 PM Re: Monkey's return...
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I am definitely enjoying Monkey's return.
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#304316 - 02/29/08 02:01 PM Re: Monkey's return...
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I am happy he is posting again- entertaining and perhaps has the secondary effect of getting Melly Mel to post here again.
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#304317 - 02/29/08 02:30 PM Re: Monkey's return...
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I heard that he's shortlisted for the Nobel Prize in anonymous posting on a porn board.

The Monkey is a genius at what he does, if only he would use his talents for good instead if eeeeeeeeeeeeevil.
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#304318 - 02/29/08 02:40 PM Re: Monkey's return...
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I am definitely enjoying Monkey's return.




me too

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#304319 - 02/29/08 04:47 PM Re: Monkey's return...
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real question is, lame or cool?

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#304320 - 02/29/08 05:07 PM Re: Monkey's return...
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So far, his return has just made older posters nostalgic for the good ol' days. Kinda like watching an old, early episode of "The Simpsons." Sure, you know all the jokes and have seen it 350 times before, but all it does is make you remember how good the show was then and how much it sucks now.

Then there was a back-and-forth between him and K1ng that could have read "You're my bitch!"-"No. You're my bitch!"-"No. You're my bitch..." and so on and so forth and achieved the exact same thing.

Somebody who mods in a forum that is read by less people than Fake Luke's website got his magical mod buttons taken away from him. yawn.

So, in my unwanted and unvalued(and rightfully so) opinion I say lame, so far, but expect things to pick up soon.


Edited by MoronBoy (02/29/08 05:12 PM)
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#304321 - 02/29/08 05:14 PM Re: Monkey's return...
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i think hes getting some of the older posters to try harder which is a bonus, someone like me who has no god damn idea who he is or why he takes this so seriously is entertained by some of his posts


i think thats where we are

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#304322 - 02/29/08 07:17 PM Re: Monkey's return...
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Are you not entertained?

(And there is no reason to post that picture so don't do it- it won't add a thing. Go with the picture in your mind).

Some people "get it" some people don't if you don't get it because you're new just take Ranathan's approach and see if it is funny or not. If you don't think Monkey is funny then fine- just dismiss him like any of the other lame posters around here posting stupid shit. I can't think of anyone right off but I'm sure one of them will respond to this post in short order.

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#304323 - 02/29/08 07:25 PM Re: Monkey's return...
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bornyo

more like dagiornio, am i right people, cmonnnnn

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#304324 - 02/29/08 08:32 PM Re: Monkey's return...
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Monkey is the motherfucking shit.









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#304325 - 02/29/08 08:43 PM Re: Monkey's return...
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mehhhhhhhh

(and im down to get into a pointless drunken back and forth, but seriously hes a b- instigator as for the rest of the repetoire, a for effort)



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#304326 - 02/29/08 08:59 PM Re: Monkey's return...
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Elabs picture is a lame response if thats what you're calling repertoire. Other than that, what do you want? do you want the pornboard to talk about old people in sun city or continue to beat each other over the head?

Old people suck. They don't get it for the most part. Write "www.2girls1cup.com" on a napkin and hand it to them whenever they irritate you.

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#304327 - 02/29/08 09:03 PM Re: Monkey's return...
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hey cakornyo, hows it going???

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#304328 - 02/29/08 09:08 PM Re: Monkey's return...
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Credit to you ranathan- you're this guy:




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#304329 - 02/29/08 09:11 PM Re: Monkey's return...
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relax guy who i will refer to as sex with men

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#304330 - 02/29/08 09:19 PM Re: Monkey's return...
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relax guy who i will refer to as sex with men




No problem. Don't you need to drive out and get some tonic?

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#304331 - 02/29/08 09:32 PM Re: Monkey's return...
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that has calories mensworth, you know its all about the club soda

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#304332 - 02/29/08 09:37 PM Re: Monkey's return...
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Soda is fizzy, hence ladylike. I'm not surprised.

Real men drinking to fool their doctors drink great vodka with diet tonic. The lime is a luxury.

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#304333 - 02/29/08 09:40 PM Re: Monkey's return...
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Who would you bet in saturdays ncaa baseball game between Clemson and S. Carolina?

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#304334 - 02/29/08 09:42 PM Re: Monkey's return...
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im so ssdly drunk im not even capping, i will post thoughts tommorrow, 14 for 19 this weak (have been moneylining favorites to the tune of 325 to win 100, will get back to you)

my offshore is www.betcc.com

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#304335 - 02/29/08 09:55 PM Re: Monkey's return...
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clemson and south carolina are sec right, im looking for their number and not seeing it, help from your end please

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#304336 - 02/29/08 10:00 PM Re: Monkey's return...
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i cant find their line anywhere but id take a small jab with utep in the meantime, its a great slate tommorrow witht he caveat being the numbers are getting ridiculously sharp this time of year because lvsc has access to in conference records and same team matchups, if that number moves in your favor off a push like 8 id put half of my original number on the the line, utep should decently roll though.

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#304337 - 02/29/08 10:24 PM Re: Monkey's return...
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Registered: 04/02/07
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jesus fucking christ you typed baseball, i should probably learn to read, unless you have a super bookie betting college bases is pretting fucking hard, gl with that.


(also no god damn wonder i just spent ten minutes looking for a game that doesn't exist)

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#304338 - 03/01/08 04:42 AM Re: Monkey's return...
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I am definitely enjoying Monkey's return.





Im not, hes a hack.

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I am happy he is posting again- entertaining and perhaps has the secondary effect of getting Melly Mel to post here again.




She is very upset when I logged in I had a very nasty message from her waiting for me.

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The Monkey is a genius at what he does, if only he would use his talents for good instead if eeeeeeeeeeeeevil.




Firstly im an idiot and if i used my talents for good instead of evil id be ben. Hes like my polar opposite.


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Sure, you know all the jokes and have seen it 350 times before, but all it does is make you remember how good the show was then and how much it sucks now.





Exactly, but the good news for the board is I measure my worth by what moronboy thinks of me so i'll always be striving to make my good better and my better best or something along those lines or at the very least close to it, how close? its not really for me to say, we can just wait and see but a bird in the bag is much better then one in the hand.


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Are you not entertained?





no

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Some people "get it" some people don't




count me as one of the people that doesn't

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If you don't think Monkey is funny then fine just dismiss him




Thats easy enough for everyone else but what do I do?


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Monkey is the motherfucking shit.





Take a guess which word id remove above to describe myself













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#304339 - 03/01/08 06:31 AM Re: Monkey's return...
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So far, his return has just made older posters nostalgic for the good ol' days. Kinda like watching an old, early episode of "The Simpsons." Sure, you know all the jokes and have seen it 350 times before, but all it does is make you remember how good the show was then and how much it sucks now.






I think I would have used the last Joe Gibbs Washington Redskin era as my metaphor.
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#304340 - 03/01/08 08:05 AM Re: Monkey's return...
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Monkey kicks ass, and is exactly what the board needed.
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#304341 - 03/01/08 02:41 PM Re: Monkey's return...
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I think I would have used the last Joe Gibbs Washington Redskin era as my metaphor.




eh not really because the redskins made the playoffs during gibbs return so that can be deemed a success, how about mozart when he went to vienna? or is that too 1774 for some posters?

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Monkey kicks ass, and is exactly what the board needed.





I miss monstar, I saw a recent picture of him a few days ago on christians blog and he looks like hes put on some weight, the stress this recent demodding poll must of forced him into comfort eating, hes starting to look like an indian (feather) version of the michelin man

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#304342 - 03/01/08 09:06 PM Re: Monkey's return...
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I miss monstar,




Did he leave or something?

Got tired of banning people or what??
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