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#214653 - 01/13/07 10:32 PM
Re: Here Are Some Vegas Pics 4 U
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Ashley Rawks, she blows away Luke in capturing the abject farcical ugliness that is at the core of most people, places and things in porn. For every Sandee Westgate and Courtney Cummz, you have 20 to 25 performers/producers-directors/assistants/industry-wannabe-hanger-ons (AC CREAM, Boner-one, et al) that are absolutely more hideous than my worst surgical scar.
She is also the most economical photographer...first, her backpack full of dildo's plus a bukkake chicken captured a shitload of the essence/mojo of most of JM's product line...and in this ONE single photo shot, she nailed FOUR of the above mentioned travesties that infest AEE/AVN.
Dude number 4 is circled because he looks positively straight-geek-dorkish-closet-porn-fan/pervert compared to specimen's 1, 2 and 3. Aside from the nonsensical ink job on fat-fuck-amazon-in-a-rubber-fat-suit #1, check out the facial expression on #2...it's obvious someone is taking her picture but she seems baffled...animals at the zoo, like giraffes even, will smile or otherwise exhibit a more photogenic expression than her...her hat is kinda nice at least.
I would trust animal #3 to do my taxes, but not much else...his fatness obviously indicates he works at a desk job 51 weeks out of the year.
Kudos Ashley Blue, if I ever get married, I am hiring both you and GIA JORDAN to photograph the event...have two different photo albums, kinda like having the King James Bible and the Satanic Bible both on the coffee table.
** editorial sidenote ** People of the world have fucked themselves up (and over) in the form of ridiculous TATOOs....Say what you want about Sasha Grey and her apparent bullshit existential nuttiness, but if I am not mistaken at least the girl has not sullied her 18 yr old body with some INANE ink job.
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#214657 - 01/14/07 02:20 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 08/25/06
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#214658 - 01/14/07 02:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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#214661 - 01/15/07 06:38 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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#214665 - 01/15/07 03:25 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
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Dude, is that the fat kid from "Salute Your Shorts" all grown up? 
Actually that would be Dennis from Head of the Class
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#214668 - 01/15/07 08:26 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 310
Loc: on the interstates of this gre...
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is that faggy bastard "mouthin" a piece of crack or what?
(that weird white thing in the upper left of his cracked out cackle)
He is going to make SUCH an annoying old person.
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#214669 - 01/17/07 09:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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Ashley Rawks, she blows away Luke in capturing the abject farcical ugliness that is at the core of most people, places and things in porn. For every Sandee Westgate and Courtney Cummz, you have 20 to 25 performers/producers-directors/assistants/industry-wannabe-hanger-ons (AC CREAM, Boner-one, et al) that are absolutely more hideous than my worst surgical scar.
She is also the most economical photographer...first, her backpack full of dildo's plus a bukkake chicken captured a shitload of the essence/mojo of most of JM's product line...and in this ONE single photo shot, she nailed FOUR of the above mentioned travesties that infest AEE/AVN.
Dude number 4 is circled because he looks positively straight-geek-dorkish-closet-porn-fan/pervert compared to specimen's 1, 2 and 3. Aside from the nonsensical ink job on fat-fuck-amazon-in-a-rubber-fat-suit #1, check out the facial expression on #2...it's obvious someone is taking her picture but she seems baffled...animals at the zoo, like giraffes even, will smile or otherwise exhibit a more photogenic expression than her...her hat is kinda nice at least.
I would trust animal #3 to do my taxes, but not much else...his fatness obviously indicates he works at a desk job 51 weeks out of the year.
Kudos Ashley Blue, if I ever get married, I am hiring both you and GIA JORDAN to photograph the event...have two different photo albums, kinda like having the King James Bible and the Satanic Bible both on the coffee table.
** editorial sidenote ** People of the world have fucked themselves up (and over) in the form of ridiculous TATOOs....Say what you want about Sasha Grey and her apparent bullshit existential nuttiness, but if I am not mistaken at least the girl has not sullied her 18 yr old body with some INANE ink job.
Nice work Burg,sorry you couldnt make it out this year.It was a freak fest. 
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#214671 - 01/17/07 10:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Ashley Rawks, she blows away Luke in capturing the abject farcical ugliness that is at the core of most people, places and things in porn. For every Sandee Westgate and Courtney Cummz, you have 20 to 25 performers/producers-directors/assistants/industry-wannabe-hanger-ons (AC CREAM, Boner-one, et al) that are absolutely more hideous than my worst surgical scar.
She is also the most economical photographer...first, her backpack full of dildo's plus a bukkake chicken captured a shitload of the essence/mojo of most of JM's product line...and in this ONE single photo shot, she nailed FOUR of the above mentioned travesties that infest AEE/AVN.
Dude number 4 is circled because he looks positively straight-geek-dorkish-closet-porn-fan/pervert compared to specimen's 1, 2 and 3. Aside from the nonsensical ink job on fat-fuck-amazon-in-a-rubber-fat-suit #1, check out the facial expression on #2...it's obvious someone is taking her picture but she seems baffled...animals at the zoo, like giraffes even, will smile or otherwise exhibit a more photogenic expression than her...her hat is kinda nice at least.
I would trust animal #3 to do my taxes, but not much else...his fatness obviously indicates he works at a desk job 51 weeks out of the year.
Kudos Ashley Blue, if I ever get married, I am hiring both you and GIA JORDAN to photograph the event...have two different photo albums, kinda like having the King James Bible and the Satanic Bible both on the coffee table.
** editorial sidenote ** People of the world have fucked themselves up (and over) in the form of ridiculous TATOOs....Say what you want about Sasha Grey and her apparent bullshit existential nuttiness, but if I am not mistaken at least the girl has not sullied her 18 yr old body with some INANE ink job.
Nice work Burg,sorry you couldnt make it out this year.It was a freak fest.
Yeah, well maybe I'll invite you and yours up for Hot dogs and Blunts here in scenic, peaceful Nor Cal. If I ever do show up at a porn convention again it will be in disguise, like perhaps decking out my crippled sled as a Ding Dong cart and letting a designated whore push me around while I hand out Klondike Bars to all these hideous, anorexic whores. Porn has really screwed itself...
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#214674 - 01/17/07 01:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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"Watchutalkinbout Palmolive?"
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#214676 - 01/23/07 08:30 PM
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Registered: 10/09/04
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#214677 - 01/23/07 08:41 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/05/06
Posts: 65
Loc: Skid Row, CA, USA
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#214678 - 01/23/07 08:46 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 10/09/04
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That was dissappointing.
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#214679 - 01/23/07 09:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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That was dissappointing.
Running a distant second behind Monkey, but still second nonetheless, of things I will not miss from XPT: Ivor Biggun's insipid posts and this apparent "annoyance" you have with me in general. I mean you realize, in checking the "who's online" screen, in noticing Michele Aston is posting a reply, in Copying the fucking screen, saving it as a file and then POSTING it in your actual post, and gleefully alerting everyone that (in Stephen Furst's FLOUNDER/Animal House voice) "Ohhhh boy Da Burg is about to get it! Isnt this grrreat!"...and then your actual expression of disappointment in Michele's response, you just 'outdid' whatever obsessive, empty and pathetic behavior on my part you were wont to criticize all along?
Pull it out of your ass Sir, your hair will reek of shit for a week if you leave your head in there....
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#214680 - 01/23/07 09:27 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 10/09/04
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That was dissappointing.
Running a distant second behind Monkey, but still second nonetheless, of things I will not miss from XPT: Ivor Biggun's insipid posts and this apparent "annoyance" you have with me in general. I mean you realize, in checking the "who's online" screen, in noticing Michele Aston is posting a reply, in Copying the fucking screen, saving it as a file and then POSTING it in your actual post, and gleefully alerting everyone that (in Stephen Furst's FLOUNDER/Animal House voice) "Ohhhh boy Da Burg is about to get it! Isnt this grrreat!"...and then your actual expression of disappointment in Michele's response, you just 'outdid' whatever obsessive, empty and pathetic behavior on my part you were wont to criticize all along?
Pull it out of your ass Sir, your hair will reek of shit for a week if you leave your head in there....
Jesus Burg, you massively misfired here.
Firstly, you make out like it was some huge effort, rather than a trivial moment's work.
Secondly, you assume that the expressions of glee/dissapointment on my part were specifically targeted at you, rather than hand-rubbing at the prospect of some action in the Cage.
What pills are you popping tonight? Anything with paranioa side-effects?
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#214681 - 01/23/07 09:27 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/05/06
Posts: 65
Loc: Skid Row, CA, USA
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Damn, I missed you guys! I need a faster connection or more coffee! 
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#214683 - 01/24/07 06:23 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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Hey Michelle, got any pics of you at AEE that don't include that freak of nature or some British girl? I was kind of digging the dress myself.
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#214684 - 01/24/07 06:40 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/14/05
Posts: 467
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michelle
it was great meeting you at the convention!
do you have the pics of the 2 of us?
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