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#176674 - 06/28/06 09:50 PM
Put this bitch down!
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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The Cage, kill it. Kill it now. Chop chop fuckie dynamite! or something. I don't care how it's done -- pull the plug, change the name, whatever. Just do it. This madness has to stop!
An example of where we're at -- Morbidthoughts is posting convention pics that he took... AND GETTING AWAY WITH IT! The Mia Rose picture thread is a goddamn atrocity too. Hey, Morbid, genius, there’s a particular place to put a thread like that and it’s called “Any fucking place other than the Monkey Cage.â€
Unfortunately, dear readers, those are just two of many instances which prove what once was is no more. If I have to explain why that is, you're either new, an imbecile or elgloryhole.
This whole scene is fucking disgraceful. I want to vomit. The only reason I don't is because I can't hit Padova with it from here. Any of the Old Guard or the few newbies with common sense should stop posting in The Cage. Do what you know in your hearts is right. The Monkey deserves better. Maybe, just maybe, the deafening silence that rings through this once-great forum will persuade administration to do the right thing.
I will leave you all with this quote from our fallen leader: "Die Burg."
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#176676 - 06/28/06 11:30 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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whilst it's easy to recall the old days fondly (back when i was a lurker), i agree that xpt now is nowhere near as fun as it used to be. it's now overrun with people i don't like and don't care about; most threads i just scan to find posts by the people i find interesting and ignore the rest.
the worst thing for me is that so many posters think they have to be mean, depraved and misanthropic to post here, even when clearly they are not like that in real life. i guess i need to accept that people who are not industry who want to post on a porn board are most likely boring losers.
having said all that, i'll keep reading and posting, as if anyone cares.
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#176677 - 06/29/06 12:53 AM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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#176678 - 06/29/06 12:59 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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I do miss Monkey.
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#176680 - 06/29/06 05:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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the worst thing for me is that so many posters think they have to be mean, depraved and misanthropic to post here, even when clearly they are not like that in real life.
Let's re-examine the cage credo.
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Looking for a board that offers uncensored porn talk, knife fights, and moderated by someone who doesn't abuse his power? Then the monkey cage is for you, endorsed by the monkey himself. ***DISCLAIMER*** The Monkey Cage is about satire. Nothing posted here should ever be considered fact. XXX Porn Talk makes no endorsement of the Monkey or his cage.
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#176683 - 06/29/06 10:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I find most people on this board remarkably boring...including those who are "industry". The few exceptions know who you are . There's rarely anything of substance beyond the endless crucifying of "fanboys", queuing up to pile on the fallen pornslut of the week, and shameless insider asskissing. The whole insipid thing would disgust me, if it wasn't for my morbid fascination with watching the fat kids that didn't go to prom now that they're all grown up, and desperately struggling to keep their place at the cool kid's table.
Hello pot is that kettle I hear? You have yet to write anything entertaining or interesting on this board and you are constantly kissing "insider" ass. Why don't you go jerk off with a cheese grater, you self important douche bag.
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#176684 - 06/29/06 11:17 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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When I write something entertaining and interesting I get complaints that I use too many words.
It's hard to be the killer in "FARGO" I mean parts like that just don't come along often.
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#176686 - 06/29/06 11:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Hello pot is that kettle I hear? You have yet to write anything entertaining or interesting on this board and you are constantly kissing "insider" ass. Why don't you go jerk off with a cheese grater, you self important douche bag.
That's a stupid question. Jerking off with a cheese grater would be, not only horrifically painful, but would also do irreparable damage to my penile shaft.
And while I am, admittedly, a douche bag... I can't confess to being self-important, since I think so little of myself. I just think less of you .
big words always mean so much coming from a little man
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#176688 - 06/29/06 11:44 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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Horrifically has five syllables.
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#176689 - 06/29/06 11:47 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
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So does illiteracy.
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#176690 - 06/29/06 11:50 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Hello pot is that kettle I hear? You have yet to write anything entertaining or interesting on this board and you are constantly kissing "insider" ass. Why don't you go jerk off with a cheese grater, you self important douche bag.
That's a stupid question. Jerking off with a cheese grater would be, not only horrifically painful, but would also do irreparable damage to my penile shaft.
And while I am, admittedly, a douche bag... I can't confess to being self-important, since I think so little of myself. I just think less of you .
big words always mean so much coming from a little man
LOL Which words were big have2? Fucking moron.
the ones you're cramming into your ass, size queen.
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#176691 - 06/29/06 11:50 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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horrifically
was the word he use to show
illiteracy
5-7-5
Haiku, Haiku very much....Evris has reft da birding
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#176692 - 06/29/06 03:31 PM
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aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
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#176695 - 06/29/06 05:52 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Malice  should have pulled the plug long ago and Random, I completly agree with you.
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... it could very well be the caffiene. LOL could this be the beginning of the cage getting back on its tracks? 
Spit stringers are amusing ya know. How's it goin' CAOH? 
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