In order for us to go into who has potential pink socks, one must first define what a pink sock is:

According to Captain Dave at the Urban Dictionary:
(n) this is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock. sentence example, which is actually a quote from Skeeter; When I left prison, I had a pink sock the size of Texas.

Here is the Kurt Lockwood definition:
After anal penetration when the males member or device is removed from the anus the inner anal passageway folds out surrounding the extracted shaft and exposing the inner side of the anus. The pink socks appear's like folds of pink skin hangin out of the asshole. It slightly resembales a pink sock hangin out of the asshole .also known as a pink shit

Now that we have a rough idea of what a pink sock is, lets examine some potential cases....

Note the development of an inverted colon, if one had to guess how long she has before shes got an ass penis I would give her another 2 weeks of being part of the Gang Bang Squad. Kelly, got bad news for you bitch...all the makeup in the world won't make your ass normal again

Although I would like to post a picture of Lisa Sparxxx and her pink sock, due to the graphic nature of the content I will spare you bitches the nightmare but her case is rather quite interesting. She may very well be the first person to have ever developed a pink sock not from having any phallic objects stuck in her ass, but rather hers may be from a massive consumption of food and overuse of her asshole for digestive purposes. Stay tuned.....

Next up we've got Hillary Scott:


Note that her ass has not yet been gaped in this picture but it almost looks as though shes got a second vagina-credit jamesn for that quote. In my expert opinion I think shes only one trip to Africa away from needing emergency surgery. Hillary dont worry, there are plenty of people out there that think bitches that wear diapers are hot


Ok since i Don't have all day to find other pictures of gaped out bungholes, please feel free to enlighten the rest of us pervs of any girls you have seen that may have the dreaded pink sock.

Next week, Kurt Lockwoods gape!!!!

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