Hello guys, this is the monkey here. i understand your frustration over a certain poster. It sucks i know, but he is barely here anymore , the other boards don't stack up to XPT , you know this. Come on home, come on home, come on home. XPT is a house but you guys make it a home (monkey wipes away tear). I find it easier to express myself through song, heres one i wrote for you guys/


J,B AAAAAAAAAA, you have no idea what you meana to meeeeeee, i can't seeeee the seaaaaaaaaa without you. Its so dark in here-eeeeeee-eeeeeeee you are the light that shines, so bright like 24'sssssssss, spinning and gleamin like i know you do, Gotta gotta nah nah nah, i need your tenderness, tenderness.

God fucking damnit, whenever i try to write a shallow pointless song i always end up stealing lyrics from otis reddings tenderness. WHY.



(me if i was tantas)

Back to the point, james, arab and bornyo where are you. Don't hold smartt against the monkey. Its out of my hands, WHY GOD WHY.

mmmm, without those 3 the cage is like the NBA after Larry, Magic and Michael all retired permanently. I've lost my anti-social mojo too, I may have to resort to posting pics of me committing petty crimes in my wheelchair.

I just had the misfortune of accidentally hearing jackson browne's song 'Lawyers in Love' so I have nothing entertaining to say except my brain is now oatmeal.

I've had a shortage of hatred lately. It's a terrible thing really, because it's a good motivator.

However, the return of Garfield and Bishop (coincidence?), and the Smiling Arab has been inspirational.

I want to make sure I'm back on Bishop's holiday PM list next year.

Fuck you Smartt- your shit's full of baby teeth instead of corn.

Damn I leave for what 3-4 months & You guys still all hate smartt...nothing changes....LMFAO

So what have you been doing at "pound-Garfield-in-the-ass" prison?