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#134709 - 12/20/05 06:18 PM Party pictures - Monkey Style
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Guess who justed farted?

Natural Born Killers meets The Devils Rejects. Why can't we send these two to Brazil for a little clean up?

Imagine, for a moment, you talk Tory Lane into leaving the biz. Your the only one who can pound her orifeces. And your reward? The one on the left moving in.
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#134710 - 12/20/05 06:19 PM Re: Party pictures - Monkey Style
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Lexxi Taylor has decided to join the Karen people and will be moving to the Thai-Burma border region shortly.

Barrett, let me get this straight. You went straight to Wal-Mart grabbed a suit off the rack(wasn't even on blue-light special). Dropped the coin to get your hair done(highlights and styled so it won't look it was highlighted/styled), but you just couldn't finish off the look with that half-goatee? You get an F for effort, dickwad, next time complete.

(In spanish accent) My name is Ricardo Emilio Julio Raphael Alejandro Riki Edwardo Domingo Chavez Sanchez Gonzalez Lopez Torres Vargas Guzman Ortega and I am here to romance the ladies.
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#134711 - 12/20/05 06:19 PM Re: Party pictures - Monkey Style
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Holy crap the years have not been kind. To either one of them.

Guess who else farted?

This would be the greatest death pool ever. Who wants in?
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#134712 - 12/20/05 06:24 PM Re: Party pictures - Monkey Style
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Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon


what doesn't belong in this picture
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#134713 - 12/20/05 07:09 PM Re: Party pictures - Monkey Style
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Is she kidding with this fuckwit? It's her fucking husband. More evidence there is no g-d.
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#134714 - 12/20/05 09:08 PM Re: Party pictures - Monkey Style
TonyMalice Offline
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Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
20% off at Wilsons Leather. Everything must go!!!


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#134715 - 12/20/05 10:41 PM Re: Party pictures - Monkey Style
JimJaded Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
i swear all that meth is reversing fayners evolution and transforming him into an ape man

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#134716 - 12/20/05 10:44 PM Re: Party pictures - Monkey Style
JimJaded Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
or maybe worse....

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#134717 - 12/20/05 11:27 PM Re: Party pictures - Monkey Style
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
fayner's simian like nobody else.

fayner also ate out of a dumpster and didn't mind being photographed.
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#134718 - 12/21/05 12:08 AM Re: Party pictures - Monkey Style
Random Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342


A few years back, Alex read that Keith Richards said he'll be performing till the day he dies. Alex was inspired and immediately made the same vow. Porn fans the world over have been upset ever since.




I don't know what's more disturbing: The fact that Sativa Rose looks like the world's unfunniest comedian, George Lopez, or that I find Sativa mildly attractive.
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#134719 - 12/21/05 09:42 AM Re: Party pictures - Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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20% off at Wilsons Leather. Everything must go!!!








OMG yes. Its like pleather too. Kelly kline is a hot piece of ass, her weird teeth turn me on, too much?






Look at alex sanders, does he suck bathroom grime up with his mouth, get the man a fucking mint.
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#134720 - 12/21/05 10:42 AM Re: Party pictures - Monkey Style
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Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there


Sativa showing Shy Love's fans what she looks like without her teeth in.
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#134721 - 12/21/05 11:34 AM Re: Party pictures - Monkey Style
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Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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Sativa showing Shy Love's fans what she looks like without her teeth in.




Question for you longtimers/insiders. What's the deal with all the porn whores giving the middle finger in photos, is it code for "I take it in the ass for $$$" Where did it start?

Is it the porn equivalent of Kilroys painted on overpasses?

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#134722 - 12/21/05 11:49 AM Re: Party pictures - Monkey Style
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Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
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what they're saying is: "Im not getting paid for this shot so im gonna give a middle finger so my agent doesnt come asking for an angency fee"
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#134723 - 12/21/05 07:07 PM Re: Party pictures - Monkey Style
Smokey Gringo Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/19/05
Posts: 60

"Like, I totally don't know what jaundice means?"


Whore, whore, fag, fag, whore


"If you listen to Hair Nation on SIRIUS, you might hear us."

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#134724 - 12/21/05 07:39 PM Re: Party pictures - Monkey Style
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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Sativas choice of a career has finally left it's imprint in the form of a permasuck grimace.
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#134725 - 12/21/05 10:34 PM Re: Party pictures - Monkey Style
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
These are my favorite types of threads. Please can we have more-- even if you guys are going to rip on me. It's just so damn funny.
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#134726 - 12/21/05 11:13 PM Re: Party pictures - Monkey Style
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/19/05
Posts: 60

"Pleeaase, you talking about Luke? My glasses are more stylish and worth more than his jewish life. I don't know, I guess I feel sorry for him in an Anne Frankish sorta way"


Kaydence Price asking a partygoer if she has coke on her face.


One of the most overlooked statistics, Black on Black crime.
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#134727 - 12/21/05 11:36 PM Re: Party pictures - Monkey Style
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AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
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The years were hard on Leah Love once Hillary Scott got nominated Best New Starlet and traded up for new friends.




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#134728 - 12/22/05 10:39 AM Re: Party pictures - Monkey Style
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...



How in the fuck is the iraqi bon jovi in porn?. Please tell me this guy isn't a performer.



Holy shit, this chick looks like rod stewarts daughter if shes been dead for two weeks. Whats with the fake tan just on the bridge of the nose?. Im really starting to hate the porn industry for continuing to open its doors to people like this and the american gardener smartt of the what the fuck thread.
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