Yep, ive been collecting info on certain pornstars the last few days, some are shocking others aren't, but they are ALL true.

Jewel de nyle: She likes to eat a whole mud cake covered in mint flavored tooth paste after performing every anal scene.

She also shit in the mailbox of a neighbour she caught stealing her paper, class act.


Peter north: Is gay and has a life partner named fredrick, most people in porn know this.

His hair isn't real.

jenna jameson: Claims to not be attracted to black guys but fucked latrell sprewell in 99.

she has self esteem issues.

she lied about being man raped to sell her book.

byron long: blew a dude for a 20

is very ugly

jake steed: penis broke during his second scene in the biz, bitter towards women ever since.

hates the white man, even though he isn't really black, deep tan folks.

chasey lain: hooks and hasn't aged well

has bad body odur and hairy forearms


tom hanks: nothing to do with porn, i just don't like him

jesse jane: never actually does porn, its a stunt double they just add her head onto the body after the scene has been shot

she won't age well

chances are she has passed on many diseases from tommy lee to kid rock, and for some reason this makes me smile

ashton moore: she is pregnant and wants to hide it

Her vagina hasn't aged well

she has cheap jail house tats


leanna heart: rehab junkie

has horrible boobs and bad hiar

has a psychotic stalker as a agent.


nick manning: got into porn after being dumped by GF , hates women.

rumored to bath in olive oil

he is a scene whore and disliked by many


teagan pressley: She hates jenna jameson

She does coke with fayner

her parents don't know she does porn


marc wallice: he is hiv positive

he is a killer

he belongs in jail

i put a voodoo curse on him

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I wonder if Teagan will actually log on and reply to this Monkey, haven't seen a post from her in here in a while.

Usually contract girls are not allowed to chat on message boards. I know she did for a short while when she got her contract but they probably told her to stop.

really? is this written in or do they just tell em to stop?

I think it's in contract cuz I was talking to Stormy the other week and she said that they're hounded about going on message boards unless it's well properly written in decent context. Pretty shitty I think.

Funny Shit as usual Monkey

Kami thats all i have so far but i should be getting more in the next two days,

John garfield: Is not gay

Yes they do... i'm aware of that which is why i questioned Stormy about it when I talked to her the other week. Like I said, they're hounded if anything improper is laid out on the boards. Especially with Wicked and Vivid. I'm not sure about JKP.

oh please like she was born with anything on her body (not that I have room to talk but my face is mine anyway)

Funny post!

How exactly would you shit in someones letterbox? How would you get the angle right?

im tghinking shit on maybe a news paper folded in half and slide it in.

do you think you could get jewel out of retirement for a scene where she demonstrates the accuracy of her explosive geysers of diarrhea by aiming into mailboxes?

i've been sick too long if i'm reduced to thinking about fat chicks and scat.

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janine

Wasn't born a woman

has giant fake vomit looking nipples

is old


meliss lauren

isn't a real person, like that horrible movie simone, just an computer generated image that brandon projects around the porn industry.


tawny roberts

is a saddist

once dated leo sayer

is a fan of acid wash jeans

natasha dolling

umm i want to make sex explosion on her

has a horrid rose tat all up her hip because she dislikes the way her hips like, well theres a good solution , idiot.

is a diabetic


dcypher aka hardcoregossip guy

is hated by many

once ate only peanut m&ms from ron jermey's asshole to win a $20 (idiot)

has a 2 inch errect penis like yours truly


mark davis

fills giant office empty water bottles with his own cum and pours it on his cereal every morning

suffered major penis trauma as a 10 year old getting it caught in a door , causing the head to go and stay bright purple.

My favorite on Mark Davis: he was the cock for April's first anal scene. And he flaked. They had to find some other guy.

And it wasn't even a garden-variety flake: it was his series, and he was the director, with his name on the box.

Amazing. The girls seem to like working wit him so I guess it kept him working for a while.

I would flake on her too, man features (shivers all over)

do you really want some one showing up for work with a breakout?

god bless the rumor wheel

this is what people with nothing better to do, I really need to look into getting a life.

try re reading it

teagan was just online reading this, no comments this time...

the trick is in not working--you can still post when you get bored with having a life.

i have to not work and not have a life, otherwise i slack off in either gossip or posting.

Teagan does less and less for me each scene i see her in, i don't think she likes sex i think its just a weird ploy to get famous which doesn't really make any sense at all.

Screw Teagan, she wouldn't add me as a friend on Myspace

I think Teagan still likes me, had dinner with her a week ago...

You got that right! She took my desert, but I got the chance to spank her later...

Well it was worth it then