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#502320 - 01/08/11 08:08 PM
My Grandparents' Place
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Tranny Whisperer
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#502321 - 01/08/11 08:10 PM
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I always feel good when I visit my grandparents because their apartment is so Russian
Right down to that American flag on the wall.
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#502322 - 01/08/11 08:12 PM
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Yep. You better call up Dwell. Or Apartment Therapy. And what's with the Crate and Barrel bag? No one related to you buys anything nice unless the 99cent Store is using their bags.
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#502323 - 01/08/11 08:12 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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I always feel good when I visit my grandparents because their apartment is so Russian
Right down to that American flag on the wall.
Its actually holds in the fruit basket holder thing.
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#502325 - 01/08/11 08:19 PM
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I find it very hard to believe you moved out of Babushkua's place without a thread gloating over how you stiffed the movers.
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#502327 - 01/08/11 08:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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It looks like someone with a plastic bag is looming in the corner, ready to smother that cat. Someone check Panzer's next food thread. Glad meal time is a family effort over there.
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#502328 - 01/08/11 08:27 PM
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I didn't see any soy sauce in the cabinet to go with that cat, but you know he'd just panzer that as well.
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#502330 - 01/08/11 08:40 PM
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Damn, Panzer, you really put some thought into this, didn't you. You actually went out and stole a plate from the diner so it wouldn't look like Babushka's. Well done.
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#502334 - 01/09/11 02:02 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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I always feel good when I visit my grandparents because their apartment is so Russian
Right down to that American flag on the wall.
and the tapestry of Venice. Not to mention all the brand name soda and cat food. Nana and Poppi splurged. Was Panzer out of town or to sick to steal from them this week? They will miss that when the money disappears again
Let's see your place.
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#502337 - 01/09/11 06:43 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Thank you for this slice of life, Alex. I was wondering. Would I be welcome in your grandparent's house?
If you are Black, Mexican, Chinese or anything other than white then the answer is no. Nothing personal but Russian people do not like anything other than white. Besides, what business would you have in my grandparents apartment? The only time when a black person comes to their apartment is when they installed the cable TV or when the radiator needs fixing, they do give $5.00 tip.
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#502339 - 01/09/11 07:26 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Alex, what do the Russians call the negroes?
Negrii
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#502340 - 01/09/11 07:36 PM
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what business would you have in my grandparents apartment?
I don't know whether to mock you for this or make it the quote of the day.
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#502341 - 01/09/11 07:44 PM
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Zip Coon
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Besides, what business would you have in my grandparents apartment?
I wouldn't come on my own. I would most likely would be your guest. I mean, suppose you and I were buds and just hanging out in NYC. You needed to stop by your Grandparent's for something. It is freezing cold outside and it would be rude to just leave me waiting while you went inside. So you invite me in for a bit while you take care of business.
I could sit down in the den, have tea, and make small talk with your folks.
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The only time when a black person comes to their apartment is when they installed the cable TV or when the radiator needs fixing, they do give $5.00 tip.
I am happy to know that they have interactions with positive and industrious black folks.
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#502344 - 01/09/11 08:25 PM
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^ and she'd still leave him a tip.
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#502345 - 01/10/11 06:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Also, the pantry:
I bet those cabinets are made from plywood not pressboard. I guess your grandparents aren't as cheap as you are. Why are they trying to hide the box of Luzianne tea?
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#502346 - 01/10/11 06:29 AM
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And, what's with placing plastic bowl lids under the jars?
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#502347 - 01/10/11 06:35 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
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And, what's with placing plastic bowl lids under the jars?
It's kinda like a drip pan I guess.
The Luzianne tea is what I gave to them because I bought it on Amazon in 4-box purchase and Luzianne tea sucks, so I gave it them.
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#502348 - 01/10/11 06:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Why would you buy something that sucks and then give it away. You were ripped off.
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#502349 - 01/10/11 06:57 AM
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Why would you buy something that sucks and then give it away. You were ripped off.
It had good reviews on Amazon and I thought "Why Not?" so I bought it and was ripped-off by the Southern trickery.
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#502350 - 01/10/11 07:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
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How is it the souths fault that you bought, in bulk, something you've never tried before. A half billion Chinese eat dog, and recommend it, that doesn't make it taste good.
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#502351 - 01/10/11 07:37 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
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How is it the souths fault that you bought, in bulk, something you've never tried before. A half billion Chinese eat dog, and recommend it, that doesn't make it taste good.
It said that it tastes good on the box.
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#502352 - 01/10/11 07:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
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It does, to some people. You ripped yourself off.
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#502356 - 01/10/11 08:55 AM
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Zip Coon
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I could sit down in the den, have tea, and make small talk with your folks.
You mean the den of racism? 
I'm from the South and "den" is another name for the living room. 
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#502357 - 01/10/11 06:56 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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It said that it tastes good on the box.
Says the guy who always prides himself on being such a savvy consumer.
Sometimes there are misses like Luzianne, or that Associate-brand Jamaican Patties for $1.99
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#502358 - 01/10/11 06:58 PM
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Sometimes there are misses like Luzianne, or that Associate-brand Jamaican Patties for $1.99
Next Panzer thread: Your Latest Food Poisoning.
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#502362 - 01/12/11 06:24 PM
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Where do you suppose he keeps the tranny dvds?
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#502363 - 01/12/11 07:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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This is Alex's father.Hey tard, might want to use a name other than alexpanzeradt.
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#502364 - 01/12/11 08:07 PM
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i'm shocked. the way alex acts i was sure there was no old man around.
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#502365 - 01/12/11 08:55 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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I bet Alex's family gives each other rolls of toilet paper as gifts for major holidays.
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#502367 - 01/21/11 02:16 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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You steal from your grandmother every fucking day. you are a worthless piece of degenerate human filth. You deserve a lingering painful death and your corpse should be sent to a rendering plant.
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