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#328631 - 05/13/08 10:11 PM Alex Panzer Question Thread
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I'll start (obviously).

Do you live with family or by yourself?
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#328632 - 05/13/08 10:22 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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Im not answering any of these questions.

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#328633 - 05/13/08 10:25 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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Don't be that way, Alex. We're all friends here. Let us in, Alex. Let us in!
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#328634 - 05/13/08 10:28 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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Don't be that way, Alex. We're all friends here. Let us in, Alex. Let us in!



Nah, this stuff is personal but I guess if you dig around for info then you will find the answer that you are looking for.

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#328635 - 05/13/08 11:01 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Dish, Alex!

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#328636 - 05/14/08 04:21 AM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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#328637 - 05/14/08 10:09 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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1) Alex, why do you troll gay websites looking for nude pics of Tom Ford?

2) Who the hell is Tom Ford?

3) What does he have to do with your skidmarked laundry?

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#328638 - 05/14/08 10:13 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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1) Alex, why do you troll gay websites looking for nude pics of Tom Ford?

2) Who the hell is Tom Ford?

3) What does he have to do with your skidmarked laundry?



1) To show that Tom Ford is a homo. And according to the Camp Panzer penal code, section 2 I think, it is a crime to be gay. You gotta search on ADT for the exact definition.

2)Tom Ford is a gay goy guy who prefers hairy male ass over hot female hotties.

3)Ask tattypatty

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#328639 - 05/14/08 10:15 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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I call Bullshit on at least two of those responses.

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#328640 - 05/14/08 10:21 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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I call Bullshit on at least two of those responses.



Dude, there is no bullshit. When you dealing with me you get the truth.

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#328641 - 05/14/08 10:23 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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Alex, if you area averse to gay people, why don't you call them 'fags'?
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#328642 - 05/14/08 10:24 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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Alex, if you area averse to gay people, why don't you call them 'fags'?



I think that some of them enjoy being called like that.

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#328643 - 05/14/08 10:27 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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at this point panzers gimmick trolling has reached such a high level of sophistication, i dont even know what to think anymore, I almost want to applaud?

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#328644 - 05/14/08 10:28 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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Love the new icon Panzer. But I thought you'd be older than 15.
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#328645 - 05/14/08 10:28 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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at this point panzers gimmick trolling has reached such a high level of sophistication, i dont even know what to think anymore, I almost want to applaud?



I don't troll.

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#328646 - 05/14/08 10:29 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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Love the new icon Panzer. But I thought you'd be older than 15.



I am starting to bald, so the long hair Panzer should be used as an avatar for a while.

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#328647 - 05/14/08 10:32 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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Love the new icon Panzer. But I thought you'd be older than 15.



I am starting to bald, so the long hair Panzer should be used as an avatar for a while.




Just transplant the hair from your knuckles to hairline and all will be well.
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#328648 - 05/14/08 10:33 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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That's the old skool ADT avatar--the one he used 5 years ago.
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#328649 - 05/14/08 10:38 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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Quote:

Quote:

Alex, if you area averse to gay people, why don't you call them 'fags'?



I think that some of them enjoy being called like that.





How can a guy who's so eager to slam "niggas" and "beaners" suddenly find scruples when it comes to fags? A bit too close to home?

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Im not answering any of these questions... this stuff is personal




It's real easy to dish it out, ain't it?

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#328650 - 05/14/08 10:45 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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I don't troll.




Quote:

Fuck the troops. Why should we as civilians think of the troops? Let the army think about the troops.




Quote:

A lot of times I like to think about the US troops as the Nazis of the 21st Century. The lyrics are the same but the tune has changed.




Quote:


I donmt really care that much. I am just here to oppose.




My ass you don't troll.

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#328651 - 05/14/08 10:48 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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Quote:


I don't troll.




Quote:

Fuck the troops. Why should we as civilians think of the troops? Let the army think about the troops.




Quote:

A lot of times I like to think about the US troops as the Nazis of the 21st Century. The lyrics are the same but the tune has changed.




Quote:


I donmt really care that much. I am just here to oppose.




My ass you don't troll.




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#328652 - 05/14/08 11:26 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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Alex kinda looks like Manuel Ferrara (sp?) in his avatar pic. Based on how highly women speak of Manuel, this would bode well for Alex.... if he weren't so goddamn twisted.
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#328653 - 05/14/08 11:27 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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That's not him. He posted his pic once here, but I can't find it.
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#328654 - 05/14/08 11:31 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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I only remember the one where his face was blacked out. If there was another one, I missed it.
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#328655 - 05/14/08 11:41 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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#328656 - 05/14/08 11:44 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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#328657 - 05/15/08 01:27 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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Quote:

Quote:

1) Alex, why do you troll gay websites looking for nude pics of Tom Ford?

2) Who the hell is Tom Ford?

3) What does he have to do with your skidmarked laundry?



1) To show that Tom Ford is a homo. And according to the Camp Panzer penal code, section 2 I think, it is a crime to be gay. You gotta search on ADT for the exact definition.

2)Tom Ford is a gay goy guy who prefers hairy male ass over hot female hotties.

3)Ask tattypatty





I simply remarked that his affection for black socks, cheap undies, tank tops and hankies put Tom Ford to shame. ANYWAY, this is Tom:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Ford
and if giving a shit about men's clothes is for fags, then please to this to me all day long. What's amazing is that Herr Panzer actually googled the phrase "Tom Ford Homo" and then posted that photo. Dress nice, Alex. Women like it...


Edited by tattypatty (05/15/08 01:31 PM)
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#328658 - 05/15/08 03:05 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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Possible Panzer picture:



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#328659 - 05/15/08 03:07 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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Yeah, that's the one I was referring to.

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#328660 - 05/15/08 03:23 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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Yeah, that's the one I was referring to.




And I believe that's a $2 sweater he has on.
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#328661 - 05/15/08 05:35 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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And I believe that's a 2 Ruble sweater he has on.




Fixed.

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#328662 - 05/15/08 05:37 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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Are you sure it's not a muu-muu?
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#328663 - 05/15/08 05:39 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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it looks to me like a h.s. graduation photo, but it's kind of small so it's hard to tell.
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#328664 - 05/15/08 05:44 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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it looks to me like a h.s. graduation photo, but it's kind of small so it's hard to tell.




I thought it was a Roman era costume. Caligula?

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#328665 - 05/15/08 06:00 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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it looks to me like a h.s. graduation photo, but it's kind of small so it's hard to tell.




I'm very confident it is one. Certainly has all the earmarks.
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#328666 - 05/15/08 06:02 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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high school photos are scary. i came across mine the other day and i didn't know whether to laugh or cry. alex's picture isn't bad at all.
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#328667 - 05/15/08 06:17 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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high school photos are scary. i came across mine the other day and i didn't know whether to laugh or cry. alex's picture isn't bad at all.




I looked great in mine. I was quite adorable then, actually.

Sadly, my sister, who is quite attractive even 25 years later, is remembered by her classmates in the unfortunate semi-permanent she got to please her idiot boyfriend. I called it her "doggy-doo" since her hair consistancy was reminiscent of a poodle's.

Oddly, she broke up with him shortly after her yearbook came out ...
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#328668 - 05/15/08 06:41 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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high school photos are scary. i came across mine the other day and i didn't know whether to laugh or cry. alex's picture isn't bad at all.




If it's anything like the skating pic,

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#328669 - 05/15/08 06:52 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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no, my hair takes up almost the whole picture. 1992 was not a good year.
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#328670 - 05/15/08 08:03 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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Is that really Panzer?, now I can see why he buys french cuff cotton shirts for 8 bucks, wtf is he wearing? Those nylon pants that make a fucking racket, god I hate those pants and the full suit is even worst.

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#328671 - 05/15/08 08:05 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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Quote:

Yeah, that's the one I was referring to.




And I believe that's a $2 sweater he has on.



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#328672 - 05/15/08 09:57 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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And those cheap fuckin' shoes...
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#328673 - 05/15/08 10:18 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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If it's anything like the skating pic,



There's a strokable skating pic of Gigi!?!? How'd I miss that? Where is it?. Someone please help!
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#328674 - 05/15/08 10:24 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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#328675 - 05/15/08 11:25 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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Did you ask for Gigi in skates?? <<clicky>>



Better save to my HDD while it is still there

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#328676 - 05/15/08 11:32 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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Sizzlin.......
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#328677 - 05/15/08 11:38 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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Did you ask for Gigi in skates?? <<clicky>>




*sigh*, better now. Where are the tissues?
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#328678 - 05/15/08 11:39 PM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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I will have to sketch that photo into my own version.

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#328679 - 05/16/08 04:55 AM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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i am now afraid.
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#328680 - 05/16/08 05:30 AM Re: Alex Panzer Question Thread
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i am now afraid.



It won't be painful.

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