It was fucking bad. A good percentage stuck to the bowl after I flushed. I was a little worried about it. Isn't it unhealthy for that much shit to stick to the bowl? So I flushed again after waiting a period of time for my sticky shit to hydrate. Fucking shit still stuck to the fucking bowl. I may need more fiber.

sticky shit after the weekend is it?.

it seems you're looking for a diagnosis so maybe describe the last 72 hrs. or maybe just put it all behind you and we'll forget this ever happened.

Is this the point where Panzer posts a picture of his shit again? Was it him who did that? I am drinking. Where the hell am I?

He did. And it got him banned for a while, I believe.

Because it was in the LUNCH thread. Gia banned him.

good times on that one... it wasn't his fault though. some sick fuck wound him up.

Meat meant to pm that to Melody Jordan.

I just blowed up my toilet too. Yesterday's intake was 2 eggs sunnyside up, bacon, wheat toast and home fries, followed up 9 hours later by a sack full of McDonalds. Nothing explosive, sticking to the sides, but 1/2 of it was floating in the bowl.

Guess what folks...this is going to AWOP.

Fucking Yankees,

his sticky shits may be porn related though?.

If you're referring to the cum leaking out of his ass, maybe. Some people (Panzer, Vanessa, Brandon) like male creampies but it's not really germaine to the Cage's purpose.

we won't know where he's been or what he's been doing until he tells us.
or the pics leak....

I just took a huge Alex and wiped my Panzer !

I think he was going for a satire/theater of the mind thing that Cage Disclaimer takes care of. Now everyone gonna think he actually took a stinky shit. You seen the guy's shoes. You know his shit don't stink.

Maybe we should put this thread in "Bornyo's Cooking" section.

Bornyo doesn't have a cooking section.

Why didn't you post your thread in General Porno Talk or Fan Requests under "Cumfarts"? That would be more appropriate.

I think that's special how you refer to yourself in third person.

This is actually a possible medical issue. I'm also also hoping to attract Melody Jordan back to the board.

Right after hurricane Sandy, a bottle with cologne fell down into the toilet bowl from the cabinet on the wall, and broke. I picked up the main piece of the bottle and for some reason decided to flush the remaining smaller piece, which immediately got stuck in the toilet's trap. I tried plunging the toilet, used the power cord as a toilet snake and flushed many times to no result. The next day I went to grandparent's place to take a dump, and a day later I took an emergency crap and the toilet clogged really badly [I had to flush it many times over an hour]. The next day I bought another plunger from the 99c store, but it was a crappy plunger that had the lip overturn every 4th or so plunge. Then I took another crap and decided to flush a bunch of batches of toilet papers, hoping that they would "hook" the stuck glass piece and drag it out into the sewer pipe, and guess what? It worked like on the 30-something flush. I am glad that I did not had to call super to fix the loo, because he would get mad at me at being lazy for not picking out the smaller glass piece that I flushed.

I hope it all works out meat. I really fucken do.
maybe try some fiber and exercise for the next few days and report back?.

Please don't bring up cumfarts. I believe I lost my copy of the original Cumfart Cocktails in a house fire. Sober, I couldn't sit through the cumfart drinking. Stoned, I used to stare and try to think what was going through the whores head as she was sitting there, tongue outstretched, just hoping for the load to get squeezed out quickly so she could run to her dealer and attempt to destroy the braincells that held the memory.

In all honesty though, I have a difficult time sitting and paying attention to porn unless I am stoned.

That makes for great porn. A hot chick farting out brown-hued cum and eating it.

Little something for Bornyo's cook book.

I'm satisfied next time Meat has a cumfart he will keep it to himself. He'll probably share his next cum-burp, but the cumfarts he'll keep to himself.

As he should.

I hear you do cumfart porn while playing a banjo.

You might have heard that, but it was wrong and I read your cumfart confession from your own post.

Some things you should keep to yourself. We don't really want to know how you sprayed sticky tranny cum all over your toilet bowl.

I'm going to quote Meat's cumfart confession. Not because it's surprising or noteworthy given what we know about Meat, but because he may be one of those fellows that tries to delete his tranny confessions.

^^'Bout time you all started catching on. . .

JB, Meat is a worthless piece of tranny cum-farting shit but he ain't Mopez. Mopez is not behind every bush.

Sometimes a tranny-cum-farting piece of shit is just that.

I'm still not convinced that "MPZ" and "tranny-cum-farting piece of shit" aren't synonymous, but either way, it appears he's alienated the one who brung him, so who cares, yes?

That goes for his McLarge account as well.

Bornyo is still searching for a comeback. JB has come out of his Camden shithole.

And, of course Meat doesn't have multiple accounts running here:









If the ugly shoe fits, eh, shorty?

If the "one who brung him" is me, Meat hasn't alienated me. I try to play it fair here. Someone says something that deserves ball breaking, I'll break em.

That said, I think I found out what that jar was on his desk.
Some sort of gingerbread sugar scrub. Whattaya do, scrub yer junk with it, then rinse it off, so a chick can go to a happy place of eating cookies while she's blowing you? Can't ya just throw a fat chick a couple donuts on her way out the door to make her want to blow you again?

Fair enough, Jerky, and I'm sorry I doubted you.

"Sninful Sensations," is it, and in the industrial sized bottle?

Thank you.

No prob. In the meantime, He is trying too hard on a multitude of accounts. Maybe he ain't the one I thought, but he is someone who's been here before.

This Cody McLarge guy, no clue. Initially some thought it was the actual ADT guy. Then someone else thought it maybe someone pissed at the ADT guy's politics, so they came here to incite us into invading and attacking the guy. I don't read ADT, so I have no clue.

It's a scented candle with a metal lid. The cheap kind you can buy at the grocery.

Can I dip my balls in it?

JB's father was a circus midget.

From now on when I take a shit I will call it a Bornyo.

I am taking a Bornyo. lol.

Loser...and a pussy.

Great.

Good upgrade Jerkules. Glad you could bring such a piece of garbage to the board.

Jesus, what a self important asshole.

It's all about me. Just ask Jerkules or JB.

Yeh, sure. I'll do just that.

Bornyo, I didn't sick him on you. I think it was the engineering flap you 2 got in that set him off. He'll find his way. And really, what else is going on around here?

Jerkules: There's nothing else going on around here except his meltdown. You aren't responsible for that, unless you bought those shoes for him. In which case you are a sick, sick motherfucker.

As an aside, I just had deja vu about this post. I'm not being a smartass.

Whatever, Bornyo probably can't accept I'm a licensed structural engineer and I'd be his boss on any jobsite we happened to be on together.

First fucking day I'd send him home to get proper foot attire no matter what he was wearing.

I interview, hire and fire your type weekly. Pussies every one of you. I can use the "Red Book" and I rarely if ever need your input.

Certainly not on a pornboard.

You're a pissant who doesn't recognize rebar in a footing/retaining wall when you see it, and that's the least of your shortcomings. The least.

Chattel. You belong to me.

LOL. now you're clearly out of your league, boy.