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#532025 - 10/17/11 09:08 PM The Honey Badger
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I'm sure this has been seen by some or even all, but the faggot who narrates this is subtly humorous as fuck. I can't stop cackling between his homo voice & the shit he comes up with describing The Nasty Ass Honey Badger.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg
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#532027 - 10/17/11 09:44 PM Re: The Honey Badger [Re: Dick Dastardly]
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So that's why Brandon called himself the honey badger. Saying "honey badger don't care" and other quotes from that. He came out to us and it zoomed over our heads. No wonder he left Porn Valley and the USA willingly, he did the honorable thing and refused to work as cross over talent.
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#532029 - 10/17/11 09:59 PM Re: The Honey Badger [Re: Dick Dastardly]
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Honey badger don't care what you say, Jerk. Honey badger has his snout in honeypots all day long.

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#532030 - 10/17/11 10:31 PM Re: The Honey Badger [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
Honey badger don't care what you say, Jerk. Honey badger USED TO HAVE his snout in honeypots all day long.


FIXED IT FOR YA

Now your snout, and the rest of your dwarf self, are shuttling pallets around with some other guys on work release.
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#532031 - 10/17/11 10:40 PM Re: The Honey Badger [Re: Dick Dastardly]
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If you only knew what I know, Jerk. Keep fixing posts for me. I have some honey to wipe off my snout.

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#532059 - 10/18/11 05:24 PM Re: The Honey Badger [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
If you only knew what I know, Jerk. Keep fixing posts for me. I have some honey to wipe off my snout.

That isn't honey on your snout, it is anal drippage from your buddy Ryans ass.
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#532065 - 10/18/11 06:53 PM Re: The Honey Badger [Re: Dick Dastardly]
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Buddy Ryan is old and decrepit, save the insults for Rex and Rob.
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#532074 - 10/18/11 09:51 PM Re: The Honey Badger [Re: wannacorndog]
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DAMN...and here I was re-recruited to bring the hate.

Are you gonna take that Dorf?...I mean, Brandon?
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#532077 - 10/18/11 11:15 PM Re: The Honey Badger [Re: Dick Dastardly]
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Hate isn't an emotion I can have. I only have room in my heart for love.

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#532078 - 10/19/11 12:29 AM Re: The Honey Badger [Re: Dick Dastardly]
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Lying little fucker. Whores possess neither hearts, nor souls. I speak the truth. If you don't believe me, cut one open and see for your self. There is just an empty space to store more lies in.

So don't kid us that you feel love Brandon. You feel the sting of the slerp, the emptiness of your wallet, and the heavy breath of a trucker, as he pulls out of your ass and says, "You got 2 more pallets to unload when you're done wiping that up, aye."
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#532083 - 10/19/11 04:02 AM Re: The Honey Badger [Re: Dick Dastardly]
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I don't move wide loads. I give them.

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#532123 - 10/19/11 08:18 PM Re: The Honey Badger [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Would you two stop performing analingus on one another & discuss the goddamn Honey Badger.

Jesus H. Christ, get a room. gnashteeth

Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
I don't move wide loads. I give them.


Judging by some of the skank cows you've fucked on video for the pleasure of us all, I'm betting you have indeed "moved" a wide load or three around the maize room, just to satisfy your creepy, uncontrollable urge to dump your Herpecin-treated testipaste into said skank's mouth.
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#532126 - 10/19/11 08:33 PM Re: The Honey Badger [Re: Dick Dastardly]
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Sorry Dick, Irons using the honey badger lines ruined any chance of me having a productive comment.
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#532130 - 10/20/11 12:22 AM Re: The Honey Badger [Re: Dick Dastardly]
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"Honey badger don't care! Honey badger don't give a shit. It just takes what it wants."

"The honey badger is really pretty badass. They really have no regard whatsoever for any other animal."

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#532140 - 10/20/11 04:15 AM Re: The Honey Badger [Re: Dick Dastardly]
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^^That why they spread toxic slerp to poor lil monkeys?
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