http://www.cnn.com/2011/10/19/us/ohio-animals-on-loose/index.html

Some kook in Zanesville let out dozens of exotic animals before killing himself, they had to kill most of them to protect the public. Schools were closed, I-70 was affected, people were cowering in their homes.

Piss poor economic times, a lot of people lose their shit. Guy outside of NYC shot both his kids, 9&11 I think, beat his wife to death with the let from a piece of furniture, then offed himself. They were do in court Thursday for their divorce proceedings, but were still living in the same house.

Found the article:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2011/10/19/2011-10-19_family_dead_slaysuicide_eyed.html

Terrific quote in their from the father's friend:

""I think it was just the constant berating," Borg said. "Everything he did she criticized. She belittled him in front of the kids."

He said if Friedlander had only killed his wife "I would have baked him a cake with a file in it" but he could not imagine why his "gentle" law-school buddy killed the kids."

Back to Charins story:

The monkey must have spent time w/ Brandon, cause it got da SUPER SLERP!!!

"The monkey is believed to be carrying a potentially deadly strain of herpes, the Associated Press reports, prompting authorities to say the animal will likely be shot as soon as it is found."

In the CNN link above: "NEW: Missing monkey may have been eaten, expert says" There's a bit of whoredom in there somewhere.