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#484348 - 04/22/10 09:40 PM Funny Shit
E.Y.Davis Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
OK. I'm on the cell travelling x-country and checked in out of boredom. I was motivated to post out of surprise. Three posters I thought were over-rated hacks cracked me up tonight and made me rethink my position.

Has anybody else started out hating (or maybe just disliking) somebody on
XPT and changed their mind?



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#484349 - 04/22/10 09:46 PM Re: Funny Shit
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
All the time, buddy, all the time.

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#484350 - 04/22/10 10:52 PM Re: Funny Shit
99% Fiction Offline
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Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
Isn't that the nature of the beast around here? Its kind of like Stockholm Syndrome. Eventually you come to enjoy those you hate, and cherish the times when fresh meat in thrown in the tank to create new hate.
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#484351 - 04/23/10 12:11 AM Re: Funny Shit
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Somebody said something funny?? Where?
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#484352 - 04/23/10 12:42 AM Re: Funny Shit
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I hated LG at first.

Hey E.Y! Names, dahling, NAMES.
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#484353 - 04/23/10 02:55 PM Re: Funny Shit
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Quote:

Has anybody else started out hating (or maybe just disliking) somebody on
XPT and changed their mind?




Things usually start out the other way around for me. Like, then hate.
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#484354 - 04/23/10 03:02 PM Re: Funny Shit
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
i used to hate you all but now i only hate all minus about 2

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#484355 - 04/23/10 10:33 PM Re: Funny Shit
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
I'm on the fence about everyone here except Panzer. I hate that fucker.
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#484356 - 04/23/10 10:35 PM Re: Funny Shit
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
The people I like are the ones that hate me the most.
It's no accident.
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#484357 - 04/23/10 11:07 PM Re: Funny Shit
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
i decided i like everyone

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#484358 - 04/24/10 06:27 AM Re: Funny Shit
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

i decided i like everyone




Me too. Well, except for Charin. He'd be likeable too if he'd just pour himself a little toddy, enjoy it and knock the edge off. Poor guy is wound as tight as a cheap watch. Just one drink, and he'd be fine.

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#484359 - 04/24/10 07:34 PM Re: Funny Shit
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Loc: fortified
Jesus fuckfaced Christ Bornyo. I was all set to except Chucks suicide as my own doing... fuxken blood dripping from my hands, yes?. Then I see this. You had the fucken guy about to drink. fuck this. it's on you, it's on me.

lawlz.
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#484360 - 04/24/10 07:41 PM Re: Funny Shit
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Loc: fortified
double up om the lawlz because it happened in the "funny shit" thread started by E.Y. Not a shot at you E.Y. at least you're still alive and cognitive. Good thread btw. Get wasshisname, the dry sense of humour guy...pipedream to come back. that kid is fucken fun.
Croc...is all this okay with you?.(i now,apparently, have to answer to people that have taken it upon themselves to be somebody...see how this ends)
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#484361 - 04/24/10 10:39 PM Re: Funny Shit
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
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Well this just ties it up with a bow, EY, for there once was a young buck named "Lou" who came in here swinging at all of XPT like he was Ray Charles on a tequila bender.

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#484362 - 04/24/10 10:39 PM Re: Funny Shit
*L*G* Offline
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

I hated LG at first.






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#484363 - 04/26/10 01:56 PM Re: Funny Shit
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Well this just ties it up with a bow, EY, for there once was a young buck named "Lou" who came in here swinging at all of XPT like he was Ray Charles on a tequila bender.




I cannot believe I didn't get a response for this. You're slipping, Lou.

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#484364 - 04/26/10 03:35 PM Re: Funny Shit
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
I got the blind hate thing, I really did. It's the Tory Lane thing, I work best with a checklist/daily planner and you're like the only fucker I haven't "checked-ov" from last week.

I might have to go find my surfboard...
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#484365 - 05/04/10 07:49 PM Re: Funny Shit
E.Y.Davis Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Quote:

I hated LG at first.

Hey E.Y! Names, dahling, NAMES.





If I told you, it might hurt their feelings and I just don't think I could ever take that chance.
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#484366 - 05/04/10 07:56 PM Re: Funny Shit
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Hurt feelings are what founded this board, literally. Names dude, or stfu. (Hint: Gia is asking for names...give Gia what she wants).

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#484367 - 05/05/10 06:58 AM Re: Funny Shit
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

I hated LG at first.






This is understandable considering how much their stuff sucked when they were GoldStar.
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#484368 - 05/05/10 07:54 AM Re: Funny Shit
Richard Hungwell Offline
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Registered: 02/24/06
Posts: 812
Loc: Rubbing dicks with strange guy...
To be honest,I hate everyone here..!

Some more than others...
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#484369 - 05/05/10 09:30 AM Re: Funny Shit
Darrah Ford's ghost Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
One person who I thought was a fucking asshole turned out to be more evil than I thought he was.




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#484370 - 05/05/10 08:07 PM Re: Funny Shit
Anonymous
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DARRAH:

Quote:

One person who I thought was a fucking asshole turned out to be more evil than I thought he was.





When you first got here, you thought everyone was an asshole. ESPECIALLY the people who tried to help you.

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#484371 - 05/05/10 10:21 PM Re: Funny Shit
Darrah Ford's ghost Offline
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Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
Quote:

When you first got here, you thought everyone was an asshole. ESPECIALLY the people who tried to help you.




Because those people were never really truthful from the beginning.

I don't trust many people. Don't take it personal. I especially put up the wall when I started the blog. This forum made me put up a steel wall.

I trust no one, I question everyone's motives, and I suspect everyone. Everyone that approaches me I assume is ANOTHER scumbag from this forum. I play along to see how far it goes.

For the past couple of weeks, I've been cleaning house and distancing myself even more from the people I've met since coming here. I don't know who is who anymore. Most are fakes, frauds, tools, and ass kissers.



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#484372 - 05/05/10 10:51 PM Re: Funny Shit
Nugent Offline
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
What the fuck Darrah. What rock did you crawl out from under to come back and stink up this board? Do us a favor and try not to make EVERYTHING about you THIS time in every damn post.
Christ' sake.

Back on track:
I think THIS is some funny shit
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#484373 - 05/07/10 01:27 AM Re: Funny Shit
Cody Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 258
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