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#402181 - 02/27/09 03:23 PM All-You-Can Eat Buffet
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So today I went to the all-you-can eat in Manhattan. They have this thing that if you come in early then the billk is $8.00 and if you miss the right time-frame then it's $12.95. My original plan was to eat 9 plates of food, because 9 plates for $8.00 is a good deal. But unfortunatly I could only master 6 plates of food, they gotta be putting something in the food that makes you feel stuffed. As soon as I came in, I was seated and asked what I wanted to drink and I said "No, thanks, no drink for me" because I knew that they would be charging me more for the drink. Most of the food was okay, the Sweet & Sour Chicken sucked, the dough was mushy and the meat had no taste to it whatsoever. The onion rings were great, as well as the tender BBQ meat on the stick. They had a lot of meat, but I avoided all the spicy meats because I would need a drink for them, which I did not wanted to pay for. Overaly I ate 4 plates of food and 2 plates of desert. For deserts I mostly ate the Jelly Cubes and a bit of pineapple pieces and grapes. When the bill came in, I was surprised with $9.50, the girl said that the extra $1.50 was for the drink, I said that I did not ordered the drink and she finally agreed for $8.00. I payed and exited the place. I also had my flask with me that I filled with Orange Juice and I drank it, because I did not wanted to pay for the drink.



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#402182 - 02/27/09 03:39 PM Re: All-You-Can Eat Buffet
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There was also a candy store nearby with lots of yummables but I was too cheap to go there:



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#402183 - 02/27/09 03:43 PM Re: All-You-Can Eat Buffet
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Did you bother crunching the numbers to see if you would have saved money by buying a bunch of take out by the pound?
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#402184 - 02/27/09 03:50 PM Re: All-You-Can Eat Buffet
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Did you bother crunching the numbers to see if you would have saved money by buying a bunch of take out by the pound?



It was at-least 5 pounds of food.

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#402185 - 02/27/09 04:16 PM Re: All-You-Can Eat Buffet
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I know I've taken some heat for my less-than-tolerant remarks so I've tried to tone it down. But this one is a gimme.

(ahem)....





Panzer: You fucking JEW.




Carry on....
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#402186 - 02/27/09 04:23 PM Re: All-You-Can Eat Buffet
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I know I've taken some heat for my less-than-tolerant remarks so I've tried to tone it down. But this one is a gimme.

(ahem)....





Panzer: You fucking JEW.




Carry on....



Too bad that they don't allow you bring stuff out in tupperware containers.

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#402187 - 02/27/09 04:40 PM Re: All-You-Can Eat Buffet
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One day I would love to take you on my porn buying circuit in the city just to see you barter with the indian/arabs that man these stores. In my mind it would be a priceless exchange. This is of course all folly because i fear you may try to knock me out and eat me if we ever did meet.
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#402188 - 02/27/09 04:44 PM Re: All-You-Can Eat Buffet
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I know I've taken some heat for my less-than-tolerant remarks so I've tried to tone it down. But this one is a gimme.

(ahem)....





Panzer: You fucking JEW.




Carry on....




I'll second that. What makes it funnier is that you live in probably one of the most expensive cities in the country. Shouldn't you be in the midwest somewhere waiting outside a Krispy Kreme dumpster for the day old rejects?
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#402189 - 02/27/09 04:50 PM Re: All-You-Can Eat Buffet
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One day I would love to take you on my porn buying circuit in the city just to see you barter with the indian/arabs that man these stores. In my mind it would be a priceless exchange. This is of course all folly because i fear you may try to knock me out and eat me if we ever did meet.



I used to buy DVDs at 300 DVD at 8th and 40th street, right next to the bus station. I don't buy DVDs anymore.

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#402190 - 02/27/09 05:07 PM Re: All-You-Can Eat Buffet
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Is this forum's software sophisticated enough to only allow Panzer privileges to reply in threads but take away the ability to start new ones??

Just wonderin'......
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#402191 - 02/27/09 05:14 PM Re: All-You-Can Eat Buffet
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We would probably never see him again.
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#402192 - 02/27/09 05:51 PM Re: All-You-Can Eat Buffet
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I wonder how much Panzer's gym pays the Chinese place not to lock the door when they see him in the front window.
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#402193 - 02/27/09 05:57 PM Re: All-You-Can Eat Buffet
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I wonder how much Panzer's gym pays the Chinese place not to lock the door when they see him in the front window.



I don't pay for the gym.

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#402194 - 02/27/09 06:23 PM Re: All-You-Can Eat Buffet
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Not-so-hidden messages:



I am still looking for the dungeon and enema references in this cypher.


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#402195 - 02/27/09 06:48 PM Re: All-You-Can Eat Buffet
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Quote:

Quote:

One day I would love to take you on my porn buying circuit in the city just to see you barter with the indian/arabs that man these stores. In my mind it would be a priceless exchange. This is of course all folly because i fear you may try to knock me out and eat me if we ever did meet.



I used to buy DVDs at 300 DVD at 8th and 40th street, right next to the bus station. I don't buy DVDs anymore.





So- did you try and haggle those guys down? I know they do things in some of these places to make the bill more palatable but i bet they never went lower on the price of the actual dvd through haggling.
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#402196 - 02/27/09 07:10 PM Re: All-You-Can Eat Buffet
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Alex, did you try this?



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#402197 - 02/27/09 07:24 PM Re: All-You-Can Eat Buffet
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

One day I would love to take you on my porn buying circuit in the city just to see you barter with the indian/arabs that man these stores. In my mind it would be a priceless exchange. This is of course all folly because i fear you may try to knock me out and eat me if we ever did meet.



I used to buy DVDs at 300 DVD at 8th and 40th street, right next to the bus station. I don't buy DVDs anymore.





So- did you try and haggle those guys down? I know they do things in some of these places to make the bill more palatable but i bet they never went lower on the price of the actual dvd through haggling.



They don't haggle, they only give volume discounts like 1 DVD for $18.00 or 3 for $50.00

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#402198 - 02/27/09 07:29 PM Re: All-You-Can Eat Buffet
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Saving $4 is a decent volume discount?
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#402199 - 02/27/09 07:49 PM Re: All-You-Can Eat Buffet
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NYPD K9 units "Retirement Program"?


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#402200 - 02/27/09 08:54 PM Re: All-You-Can Eat Buffet
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Just found the fortune cookie insert. Maybe the enema facility is meant to exist?:



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#402201 - 02/27/09 10:32 PM Re: All-You-Can Eat Buffet
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I also had my flask with me that I filled with Orange Juice and I drank it, because I did not wanted to pay for the drink.




The earlier-discussed flask makes a cameo.

You need more flasks to steal more beverages and/or condiments from dodgy eateries.

Hopefully, you find an multi-pocked overcoat in the dumpster that you can populate with flasks and maybe buy some Eastern European cargo pants with multiple pockets that you can add more flasks into.

Soon, you will be toting 20 pounds of lead- and/or radium-tainted flasks and their contents of purloined honey mustard, orange drink, remaindered protein shake and ketchup everywhere you go and will achieve an epiphany and will title a post to XPT called "Panzer's Load-Bearing Weight Loss Program."



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#402202 - 02/28/09 04:08 PM Re: All-You-Can Eat Buffet
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After I graduated highschool a buddy of mine and I lived at the Jersey Shore for the summer. All our money was spent on booze, getting laid and toilet paper. At the time Wendy's had their all you can eat superbar. We bought the superbar meal once and used the plates all summer to load up food and then fill one gallon baggies inside of backpacks at our table. We would just buy a large soda every visit and leave with enough food to last us for 3 days.
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#402203 - 02/28/09 04:19 PM Re: All-You-Can Eat Buffet
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NYPD K9 units "Retirement Program"?





They knew Panzer was coming:



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