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#292092 - 12/24/07 05:32 PM Anyone besides me old enough....
Da Burglar Offline
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...to remember popping a boner to this chick??? For her day, she was quite hot....this video is (circa) 1982. British chick with big tits and slutty looks

Fast forward to 1998: another totally hot chick-one hit wonder that sang that sang about Virgin Anal Sex between a 18 yr old lilly-white rich girl from Park Avenue and some mandingo/jamaican crack dealer ... title of the sang was "torn" by Natalie "Umbrella" (Imbruglia...sp?) Either way she was stroke worthy in a pristine/lets deface a priceless piece of art with Violet and Black colored Crayola Crayons kinda way....
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#292093 - 12/24/07 07:50 PM Re: Anyone besides me old enough....
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i love that song "torn"... it came out right after i popped out the first kid and i was breastfeeding twenty hours a day... i hear it every now and then on the radio and when it does i swear i feel my tits swelling up, weird. she was so hot in that video, too.
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#292094 - 12/24/07 08:05 PM Re: Anyone besides me old enough....
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...to remember popping a boner to this chick??? For her day, she was quite hot....this video is (circa) 1982. British chick with big tits and slutty looks




One of my fave songs. When I featured, I danced to it in my 80s Brit pop set, complete with black and pink striped leg warmers and fishnet stockings with safety pins lining the back seams.
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#292095 - 12/24/07 09:01 PM Re: Anyone besides me old enough....
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...to remember popping a boner to this chick??? For her day, she was quite hot....this video is (circa) 1982. British chick with big tits and slutty looks




One of my fave songs. When I featured, I danced to it in my 80s Brit pop set, complete with black and pink striped leg warmers and fishnet stockings with safety pins lining the back seams.





Where were u featuring dancing to it and wearing this awesome outift!?!? Had to be Crazy Hiorse Too. circa year 1999-2000, right? They were perhaps the only place in Vegas I could get 1980s hits played during the millenium hysteria, and I remember them playing this song a couple times at least. Anyway that is a really cool (and different/unique) stripper outfit....I dont care about hotness or sexiness in this case, even though it is there..... u have any old pics u could scan where u are wearing this, or close to it? i'd like to buy XPT a pseudo lap dance from Baby jia Jergens ... too bad Cumalloverher isnt here to take the dance from Gia and, um, cumalloverhimself.

Gia could operate a consulting business for neophyte strippers in need of sales-marketing, and fashion advice. I am so sick of otherwise hot chicks with Bunny ears and cotton tails prancing on stage or in my lap
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#292096 - 12/24/07 09:07 PM Re: Anyone besides me old enough....
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2006. I didn't feature dance until porn.
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#292097 - 12/25/07 08:42 PM Re: Anyone besides me old enough....
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Quote:

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...to remember popping a boner to this chick??? For her day, she was quite hot....this video is (circa) 1982. British chick with big tits and slutty looks





One of my fave songs. When I featured, I danced to it in my 80s Brit pop set, complete with black and pink striped leg warmers and fishnet stockings with safety pins lining the back seams.


I have always had a soft spot for the slutty 1980's fashion's I guess it comes from hitting puberty during that era.

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#292098 - 12/26/07 09:12 PM Re: Anyone besides me old enough....
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Great song, Burghey. Some of my favorite obscure 80s pop hits:

Quarterflash "Harden My Heart" http://youtube.com/watch?v=G1_E6pHa3hc

Patti Smyth & Scandal "Goodbye To You" http://youtube.com/watch?v=SAKyHhuw1HA

Red Rider - "Lunatic Fringe" http://youtube.com/watch?v=xp9852hq0W0

Planet P - "Why Me?" http://youtube.com/watch?v=svl1t4b1RD4

Thomas Dolby - "Hyperactive" http://youtube.com/watch?v=i5XVd5mwBZM

Donnie Iris - "Ah Leah" http://youtube.com/watch?v=SyTu_ZdcBCo

John Parr - "Naughty Naughty" http://youtube.com/watch?v=Dc8qkZllJB8

Krokus - "Screamin' In The Night" http://youtube.com/watch?v=OPJND0fl0-A

Night Ranger - "Don't Tell Me You Love Me" http://youtube.com/watch?v=nahUZAoZw-Q

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#292099 - 12/27/07 03:13 AM Re: Anyone besides me old enough....
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Yes indeed, Quarterflash's song was awesome for its day, and their lead singer was hot too given the time period and her slightly chunky ass and thunder thighs, but in her case it worked and made her sexier. Needless to say, that song was easily butchered to make a perverted version by a 14 year old Burglar who was just hitting his stride in the Masturbation department (made difficult, however, by the fact i spent almost 3 of the 5 years, from ages 12 thru 17, in a children's hospital...I grew up, learned to jerk off, and even got my first handjob in this hopsital, which no doubt explains more aptly my Nurse Fetish than simply the fact i am crippled and can afford private nurses.) Her name was Rosie and she was from Puerto Rico (my first hand jobber, not counting anytime I spooged without having my dick out)...I believe I was 14, she was almost 17, and given that it was the first time a female had ever directly sexually touched my erect penis (not counting hot nurses giving me sponge baths after surgery), the fact that I lasted almost 4 minutes before splooge is pretty remarkable...i wanted to make sure her hand was satisfied before i popped.


Burg's perverted Quarterflash Song Lyrics (a few lines anyway...imagine a 14 year old, child genius, wordsmith prodigy, harvard-bound Burglar actually thinking and writing and singing out loud such filth)

"I'm gonna harden my dick
You're gonna swallow my cum
I'm gonna turn
and
fuck you in the reaarr-here-here!"
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#292100 - 12/27/07 05:35 PM Re: Anyone besides me old enough....
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Donnie Iris - "Ah Leah" http://youtube.com/watch?v=SyTu_ZdcBCo




"Don't yinz wanna go dahntahn an' see Donnie Ahris n'at?" Is a phrase I heard many times during my days at the University of Pittsburgh.

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#292101 - 12/27/07 05:43 PM Re: Anyone besides me old enough....
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
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Donnie Iris - "Ah Leah" http://youtube.com/watch?v=SyTu_ZdcBCo




"Don't yinz wanna go dahntahn an' see Donnie Ahris n'at?" Is a phrase I heard many times during my days at the University of Pittsburgh.



do you still live near pittsburgh? donnie iris is on the commercials for armstrong cable all the time. he's still like some sort of local celebrity around here.
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#292102 - 12/27/07 08:41 PM Re: Anyone besides me old enough....
taint1974 Offline
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Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
Quote:

Quote:

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Donnie Iris - "Ah Leah" http://youtube.com/watch?v=SyTu_ZdcBCo




"Don't yinz wanna go dahntahn an' see Donnie Ahris n'at?" Is a phrase I heard many times during my days at the University of Pittsburgh.



do you still live near pittsburgh? donnie iris is on the commercials for armstrong cable all the time. he's still like some sort of local celebrity around here.



No, I now live in another Rust Belt city with shitty weather, but I get back to the Burgh a few times a year.

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