I'm passing out candy tonight. This is kind of a big deal because I've never done it before. Growing up a JW I remember Halloween being that special time of year we turned off all the lights in the house and pretended we weren't home when the doorbell rang. Sometimes we'd watch TV but we'd have to turn it off really quickly whenever we heard the sound of children. Anyway, Im not trying to throw a pity party here but I just realized a couple days ago that I live in this apartment complex with lots of families with children and they'll probably be harassing me tonight. I bought hershey's chocolates and recesses and I hope it's enough. Any kid that happens to ring the doorbell of an ex-JW will probably hit the jackpot because they are notorious for passing out WAY too much candy and then running out within an hour. They don't realize everyone else just gives out one piece at a time. Good thing I know better. But I still plan on giving any girl dressed as a princess a couple extra.



There was a time I promised myself I wouldnt use Halloween as an excuse to dress like a whore. Ooops. This wasn't really planned but I got invited to a party last minute and I just put this together. Its compiled with pieces of the REALLY whorish nurse outfit I bought at Fredrick's of Hollywood when I was 17 and the red dress I lost my virginity in at 15.

Happy Halloween, everyone.

Every holiday. Including birthdays. They're cool with wedding anniversaries for some reason though. But since my mom and dad got married around Xmas, they stopped celebrating it after I was born because they were afraid I'd get confused or something.

Thank goodness there are no families or children in my building. If you're still apartmentment dwelling, you shouldn't start a family. Back when I had my house, I dressed as a blood-soaked nurse and converted my foyer into The Cosmetic Surgery House of Horrors and plastered pics of Tara Reid's stomach and Michael Jackson all over. The moms LOVED it! I handed out some bomb-ass candy- Reeces, Twix, Violet Crumble, Nutter Butters, and Hersheys Kisses. Tonight, I'm shooting Kim Kane's party then taking the night off at two fierce house parties.

JWs don't vote either ... as opposed to say, JeWs.



For some reason I'm feeling very down and I think I need a home nurse visit ...

OHhhhhhh its my third and final year distributing candy to nevadas under edecuated children, i grabbed blow pops and mini snickers yesterday, came home today concerned it wouldnt be enough so i bought a 5th of jack daniels and some mini nestle crisps.

so far

ZERO trick or treaters FUCKING ZERO, this has never happened before, i even went to the store and left the whole bowl of fucking candy outside, MY CONDO UNLOCKED, and 2 hundred dollars cash on the table next to my laptop, i went and bought honey and lemon to make myself hot toddys because my sore throat is now going on 5 days and im miserable, but to reiterate, bowl of candy, no ungrateful children, accidently left house unlocked, and not one of these monsters stole my bowl and or possessions, ridiculous

oh and won 35 playing video blackjack.

I braved the cold night here in the northeast and took my little relations out trick or treating in the northern Connecticut area...there are some new, clustered wealthy neighborhoods here surrounded by spooky woodsy areas typical to this part of the country....as my brother followed in the minivan, I marched the kids along, two holding the handle bars, two in front and the littlest one on my lap. I had intended to break out the "costume" i used two years ago where I decked my chair out as a Ding Dong cart, but decided against it at the last minute. My bell broke too so that was a bummer.

While my brother was blabbing on his cell translating for some Russian derelict in the hospital with a self inflicted knife wound, I almost lost the kids when I spent 10 minutes chatting with this hot milf who was handing out carmel corn balls with pecans....fuck she was unbelievable. Her husband is a trauma surgeon so she must get very lonely at times....



Nice touch with the hat....

We had a great Halloween last night. Our front yard is quite deep and filled with 20 large trees and lots of large shrubs. We put fake cobwebs in the trees and candles in the ground along the walkway and scared the hell out of the kids. My wife dressed up as Catwoman and gave out the candy to the little ones while I had a few beers and shot the shit with the parents. I love Halloween. I need one more 'holiday' before Christmas. I think we're going to celebrate American thanksgiving this year.

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hot milf who was handing out carmel corn balls with pecans

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Times have changed.

I grew up in a great neighborhood on LI and if ANYONE ever DARED to give out unwrapped/homemade goodies, they would have been LYNCHED!

That is true. However I just saw and realized that she also has very beautiful and shapely legs! Gams. Yum.

There was a time I promised myself I wouldnt use Halloween as an excuse to dress like a whore. Ooops. This wasn't really planned but I got invited to a party last minute and I just put this together. Its compiled with pieces of the REALLY whorish nurse outfit I bought at Fredrick's of Hollywood when I was 17 and the red dress I lost my virginity in at 15.

Happy Halloween, everyone.

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Surely you have more pix of your bad lil' self in this fucktoy outfit to hand out to the tricks or meat beaters here.

Ceara, what color was the red dress before you lost your virginity?