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Confucious say Masturbation bad for hand. When I masturbate
my chi from my organ (penis) collides with my chi
in my lower arm and then my arm become weak. Position of
masturbation (standing or laying) is also effect the
health of the 'practitioner' of masturbation. If magazine
is in front, he will bend his neck forward, yet from
his hand will pull on his dick thus pulling forward his
lower spine. This will cause abnormal bending structure
of spine (aduction). If practitioner sit in Video Arcade,
he sits on a hard chair. He looks at video screen and
pulls his dick. This way he is really pulling his
lower spine forwardly, which will be much harmful to
him soon. Many practitioner of Masturbation will get
bad posture. In addition, he loses his semen, his
vital fluid that has Zinc and Calcium, and that affect
his growth and he will also lose his hair and the
practice will also affect his Eyes. Many masturbation
practitioner will not be able to look a Woman in
the eyes as he has many times abuse his manhood vitality
fluids by wasting them. Woman will know by his behaviour
he is less man. In addition, the Practitioner of Masturbation will also injure sometimes his penis ligament,
or internal vein inside his penis (in case he holds
his semen for too long to enjoy his fantasy dreams
of fucking his beloved film star lady). It is good to
hold semen by breathing in your Adam's Apple and releasing
breath slowly while standing in low Kungfu stance with
legs broad open. Direct your chi breath from throat to
downwards and them pull up into your throat. Aaah!
Knowledge from Ancient Wisdoms.
Remember, Masturbation is bad for Hand.

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You know nothing of chi. Talk to someone who does, and in the meantime, try using someone else's hand.

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confucius was interesting. ethebody is... not.

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However ethebody has posted more pics of naked porn chics that Confucius ever has.

I think that's a point worth remembering.