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#82982 - 02/01/05 04:50 AM
More female reviewers, please.
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/26/03
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I just read a review of 'Gag Factor 5' some guy wrote on ADT. At one point he relates how his girlfriend had been watching it with him and that she'd been "COMPLETELY repulsed" (emphasis his). Not coincidentally, at that point in the review I got a hard-on and felt lightheaded. Imagining a woman watching the Aurora Snow scene and being sickened, outraged, and disturbed by it opened up a whole new avenue of enjoyment into that scene. It's really beautiful. I think it would be terrific if more women reviewed individual porn titles, and furthermore women who are very likely to find them sickening and upsetting. It is rather boring to read feminist rants against pornography in general and abstract terms, but I think it would be a huge turn-on to read them pour their disgust onto individual scenes in minute detail, angrily noting the UPSIDEDOWN heads and the vomiting, the penises pulled out of gaping asses and shoved into gaping female mouths with hate, etc. I can also imagine them admitting to crying real tears over the horrifying noises poor little Aurora's throat made as her INVERTED head was piston fucked like an object. And, it hardly needs saying, I imagine them looking to the heavens and asking "WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!!!" This would be wonderful. I'd have such reviews printed out and laying on the couch beside me as I jerked-off over the scenes they are decrying, perhaps launching my load onto their words of protest as I finish.
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#82985 - 02/04/05 06:04 AM
Re: More female reviewers, please.
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/24/04
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What about female reviewers who would like what they see?
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#82988 - 04/06/05 07:21 PM
Re: More female reviewers, please.
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 03/29/05
Posts: 42
Loc: Ohio
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Actually that was my review and that chick is long gone. She was into Rocco movies but the thought of watching something as detached as a dick pistoning a head for 90 minutes didn't appeal to her. She didn't mind the roughness or the harsh oral but I remember her being bored within about five minutes and wanting out of the room for a bath at the halfway point. I don't think she appreciated bukkake either for some strange reason.
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#82989 - 04/07/05 06:52 AM
Re: More female reviewers, please.
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/26/03
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Actually that was my review and that chick is long gone.
That may be, but still I often think of her. If you ever see her again, tell her for me, would you?
Thank you for the review, by the way. One correction though: You characterize Aurora Snow's horrifying sounds as her head is piston-penis-pumped UPSIDEDOWN as "myeah myeah myeah". This simply is not so. Those sounds were a corporeal protest, completely non-verbal, and had nothing to do with any sort of conscious enthusiasm by Snow for this horrifying sex act. Her body was simply trying to get what was happening to it to stop. It was like a car alarm. Or, as I've said before, Snow's inner child crying out in torment.
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#82991 - 04/07/05 05:38 PM
Re: More female reviewers, please.
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 300
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Sorry. Next time I'll contact Don Martin from Mad Magazine to obtain the proper text translation for a cock being jammed into somebody windpipe. It'll probably be yargalf or manuffaffnugluck or something like that.
Try "quack quack quack".
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