OK...this might not be for the JM Productions group because it's not full on fucked up but I had this idea over the weekend while a girlfriend and I were teaching a virgin soon-to-be bride things she could do on her wedding night...

It starts at the porn convention. Two established stars are talking about how easy it would be to take any woman and make her the hottest newcomer in porn within one year. The winner gets to be the manager for this hot newcomer and make a pretty penny off her...the loser has to do her first interracial porn in the backwoods of Mississippi with the male stars taken from the local population ("'cause they love white women down there!" one character would say.)

The woman making the bet then goes and finds a wanna-be at the convention who's made up to look like she's not hot at all (maybe add some fake flab, etc.) The star who has the year takes her and gives her a makeover and "teaches" her the business from how to give BJs on camera to how to handle a bukkake and DP scene. (Of course, all of these things would happen to the new "starlet.")

End of the movie is predictable...she shocks the porn world and is best actress the following year. Then we get to see the opening of the losing girl's interracial gang bang before it fades to black with her yelling "double or nothing!" Leaving open the possibility of a sequel.

Now, the catch is we'd need girls who can really act.

Brilliant!

Indeed, but where are you going to find porn whores that can act. Unless of course you start with the fine ones here.
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