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Max Hardcore had done it,
The JM Kids had won it,
And Simp made it comic all the while.
Throat fuckin' was being born,
Hand jobs, we would scorn,
So down on the corner,
Our new past-time went on trial.

We're talkin' Gag Factor!
Allysin, Tina Cheri.
Talkin' Gag Factor!
The Duck and Kitty Marie.
Dynamite, the stool, and Ashley Blue,
I love 'em all from Mirage to Alexa Cruz.
'Specially the cryin', droolin', and the Puke.

Well, Johnny Thrust was grinning,
Bukkake was just beginning,
Pistoning penis head upside down.
Gauge and Mighty Cinder,
Shay Sights and Ruby Ryder,
And awards were won every year in Vegas town.

We're talkin' Gag Factor!
Allysin, Tina Cheri.
Talkin' Gag Factor!
The Duck and Kitty Marie.
Dynamite, the stool, and Ashley Blue,
I love 'em all from Mirage to Alexa Cruz.
'Specially the cryin', droolin', and the Puke.

Now my old friend, I'm a Bachelor,
Well, I swore I was the veggie fanboy.
And lookie I played hooky,
To stay and see the Puke.
And me, I always loved Crystal Ray,
Those were the days!

Well, now it's the 10's,
And I'm hopin' it never ends,
And I think I will review every box.
Sasha Knox was back,
Laying flat on her back,
And Harry shoved it all they way in Tara Lynn Foxx.

I'm talkin' Gag Factor!
Like Heidi, Violet Monroe.
Talkin' Gag Factor!
There's plenty of new hoes,
Missy, Kendall, Brooklyn and Amanda Blow,
If Jim Powers is filming, it's no fluke.
There'll be cryin', droolin', and the Puke.

Cryin', droolin', and the Puke. (Head Up Side Down)
It was Cryin', droolin', and the Puke. (Head Up Side Down)
I'm talkin' Cryin', droolin', and the Puke. (Head Up Side Down)
Cryin', droolin', and the Puke. (Head Up Side Down)

-Chuck