is this a thing? has it been done or discussed? can someone point me in the direction of it? it seems like an idea, but also maybe a little awkward.

I remember seeing this during Ashley Blue's Anal Full Nelson scene and that's it. I don't know about an entire series- maybe it should be a required way to receive anal during an anal full nelson.

anal crossface-chickenwing. really crank on that shit. hurt the whore.

mma is very popular these days. a series that starts off with a guy and a chick fighting, ufc-style. (except donkey punching= legal) make em tap out, then the real punishment starts. after the bitch is choked out, bukkake or something. make them sign real-deal fighting contracts, too, so if they accidentally die in the middle of the fight, no one's liable. (no idea if this type of provision is actually contained in real-deal fighting contracts, but whores are a dime a dozen and no one's gonna care most likely) they knew the risks. then kill them. just don't ship to florida.

also, can we get this to be pursued expecially aggressively for stupid worhtless cunts who dodge anal and/or (possibly?) IR and just generally think that their shit don't stink? and none of brandon ironseses pasty wannabes with birthmarks and chipped nailpolish/teeth. i want the women i focus my frustration on while i'm jerking off to look like women who don't as a general rule exist, so that the women who actually do exist can be victims of that shit. it's best if i can know that not only the single bitch onscreen is being abused. all women should be victims of something, because they lied.

^^^ oh snap- did i just totally pwn my own alt-id for screwing up and accidentally outing itself as an alt-id? have i been going to bed earlier every night? have i been sleeping later?

I remember when "Fight Club" came out on VHS, and me and my best friend got nice and drunk and watched it.

At some point in the movie, I yelped that I was annoyed by all of the "subliminal shit" that was going on.

He was puzzled; what did I mean?

I rewound the movie and demonstrated my point is slow motion .*

Until this point, we were "tied" by SAT scores (1410/1600).

My visual acuity broke that tie, and now he is balding, has lazy eye, is married to a pet hoarder, and writes unpublished "speculative fiction."

*-During the movie, Ed Norton's character talks about Tyler's jobs. One of Tyler's jobs is a film projectionist. Ed says that Tyler likes to put
small snippets from pornos in kiddie movies.
Ok, now that you have the setup, here goes: The final scene starts to fade out. Now look fast, cause right before the credits is a snippet of a nude man.
Also, during the same scene (where they're in the projection booth talking about it) Tyler says you can see where they cut the movie by looking at the right corner of the screen for a black oval. Throughout the movie the oval can be seen.

Your friend was either wasted or high on the paint chips from your vomit casserole. The film even takes the time to point out the edits, the cig burns, Tylers night job, and even the kids crying.

Mehh.. Maybe I'm oversaturated, that shits been on heavy rotation for the last 3 months.
You can't roll past Skinemax without watching The Departed or Fight Club.

If you called that shit on the first roll through Gunker, props. I know many people that never got it.

it's a goofy bitch of a movie.

how about some kind of plastic surgery chronicles series? seek out dumb cunts with severe issues and each time they get another unnecessary procedure performed, degrade them anew. make them talk for a long time about why they felt the operation was necessary. ask them if they feel better about themselves now, and, if the answer is yes, to offer a detailed explanation as to why. note other things wrong with their body and suggest future procedures. ask them how much of the money from this scene they're going to save for future self-mutilation. if they get a cheap, uneven boob job, tell them it needs to be fixed. (during rough sex, slap one of the titties really hard, repeatedly, and if she complains, tell her you're trying to even things out) require her to disclose how much money she paid for the operation. focus on her imperfections during the actual sex. two guys fuck her and carry on a conversation about "why didn't she fix A instead of B? A is clearly the real problem." "i disagree, A is bad, but C is where i'd start." pretend she's not even there and talk about what's wrong with her physical appearance as you're pounding away from front and back. after the scene is done, make her give her reaction to these comments. do not allow her to clean the cum off of her face before she finishes answering. wish her luck with everything and invite her back after the next surgery. tattoos, i don't know about. maybe if they're really hideous, or like a bunch of them, you could count them as a procedure.

let's vent!

Let's use the return key and try paragraphs.

I have a feeling that Mr Moose uses fan requests like some people utilize the confessional. Theres a certain concealed desperation in his declarations that seem to seek penance. I'm not sure if spacing would be the Hail Mary he was looking for but its an excellent point.

That so called "desperation" is completely contrived.

let's just push whores down flights of stairs.

slam the hands of these whores in the doors of expensive cars.

have the whore play like halo or something with a bunch of guys and film it. (she don't know shit about games, by the way) don't tell her anything, just make her start playing. act like it's no big deal, but then she fucks up a lot, and her team gets angrier and angrier because she's so fucking stupid and she's causing them to lose. the other teams laughs at her and thanks her for being such a useless slut. you can answer questions she has, but be kind of vague, and really nasty about it, as if she's a moron for having to ask. because she is. throw controllers at the whore- hard. be mean, dudes.

halo has teams, right? whatever game is hot, just use that one.

put a loaded gun in the whore's mouth. this isn't for some half-assed imagery or symbolism- pull the trigger and blow her brains out. empty the rest of the bullets into her dead body, because subtlety is so played out. go out into the fucking woods and beat a drum. feel.

You suck and you are busted. Your approach is to shock.

You fail.

mr. yo, your condemnation is meaningful, because you so rarely come at a motherfucker. i respect the way you carry yourself with dignity on this porno message board, you wack homophobe. i used to post like windsock. the game is up.

but don't derail the thread. don't make baby gia melt down again.

I fucking laughed out loud at this shit. Especially when you said to really crank on it. Now that would be fucking awesome.

a girl's guide to being a victim. this would be in the form of instructional vignettes, teaching young ladies how to better cede control of their lives and live helpless. how to stop acting for yourself and instead let things happen to you. understand the value of you. take it in the ass. maybe lose a little weight.

^^Is that StarPower?

i'm just like, fuck it. if the paperwork is in order, and everyone is eighteen years or older, then what the fuck? if consenting adults want to produce snuff films for other consenting adults to watch and jack it to, then what's the problem? the damn government can't find better things to do with my tax dollars than waste em on frivolous prosecution of some shit that don't hurt no one but the whores? (who are probably better off dead, by the way) if i want to masturbate to violent murders, who business is it, anyway? am i wrong?

ir snuff films! white whores raped and killed by big black gangstas. this is a call.

^^ Practicing for a gig in Mr. Irons' Theatre of Dreams?

can we at least imply murdering of the whores a little more explicitly? they leave the room and you hear them cry out, "no! please don't!" then you hear a gunshot. or we could see the silhouette of them being strangled after we see the real of them being implied raped. i believe that this is required for proper characterization. can we just stop fucking around and start killing women?

better looking whores would be a plus, as well. i can murder ugly bitches in real life.

If the whores were blackbirds and the bitches were thrushes
I'd lie there for hours in the chilly cold marshes
If the hookers were squirrel's with high bushy tails
I'd fill up my shotgun with rock salt and nails