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#159862 - 04/15/06 06:49 PM Asparagus-Themed Swirlies
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Registered: 09/20/05
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You all know what happens when you eat asparagus.

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#159863 - 04/15/06 09:38 PM Re: Asparagus-Themed Swirlies
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Registered: 04/14/06
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With girls taking piss baths at Kahn's house, do you really think this would norrow the talent pool at all?
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#159864 - 04/16/06 01:11 AM Re: Asparagus-Themed Swirlies
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[04:10] <abouttocum> its hard to type one handed
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#159865 - 04/16/06 01:54 PM Re: Asparagus-Themed Swirlies
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What sort of result does the presence of the asparagus have?

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#159866 - 04/16/06 02:24 PM Re: Asparagus-Themed Swirlies
SabrinaLuvsBooks Offline
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Registered: 01/31/06
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i had asparagus today on the side of my eggs benedict, yum.

my pee smells bitter when i eat asparagus so maybe it taste bitter maybe one of the porno chickies can tell us from experience

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#159867 - 04/16/06 02:28 PM Re: Asparagus-Themed Swirlies
Willie D Offline

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http://www.studentbmj.com/back_issues/0800/education/277.html

Actually, COAH, I never knew that this was not a universal biological response. In reality, only 40% of the population produces the odious urinary compound. Which would make it even more hilarious if the whores were selected based on her non-knowledge of this fact. Even better if that interview if taped, and succeeded by gagging sounds at their first whiff of methyl mercaptan.

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#159868 - 04/21/06 02:48 PM Re: Asparagus-Themed Swirlies
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Call it Assparagus
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