I just got home a little while ago, EARLY (it is 1:30 am here as I write), and among the places i stopped and visited tonight were a couple decent strip clubs in connecticut and Rhode Island. And the news is not good....holy shit, is business in the crapper for these places

-- The number of visitors to the clubs hasnt dropped precipitously (but it is still down), but the amount of MONEY everyone is spending when they GET to the clubs is wayyy down. More and more, customers are ordering fewer drinks/beers, or showing up at the club already half in the bag (in order to not have to spend as much to get shitty) ... Most clubs have stopped charging cover charges, and removed Drink minimums too, in order to KEEP the head counts up.

BUT HERE IS THE WORST PART: The girls are suffering MAJOR drops in their income. They are reporting that they have had to work "a lot" more hours to pull the same cash they did before, but even that isnt always possible. Guys, already kinda cheap and grabby with their hands, are even more so now. The dont want to pay for anything, or if they do splurge for a couple lap dances, they are getting MORE rambunctuous with their hands. And management is LESS likely to scold patrons for touching the whores because they dont want to scare them off. A couple whores I talked to tonight have admitted they are now "DOING shit I never thought I would do, like rubbing a guy off ALL THE WAY until he cums, during a set (3 songs) of lapdances because he tells me to..." Apparently, in one of my favorite NON-dive CLEAN Nice smelling clubs south of Providence, BLOWJOBS are now a fulltime "menu" item in the champagne room, and the price is 150 bucks plus 50 for the bouncer who directs traffic in and out of the room.

THAT'S right....150 bucks to suck strange weiners! And these are pretty decent, hott chicks. Thats pretty fucking amazing, that so many hott chicks will now BLOW anyone with 150 bucks. Condoms are required so that explains a little bit of the willingness of so many whores to do this, but as you'd expect, I heard there are at least 1/2 a dozen or so of the girls who, for DOUBLE the price, will gobble your load sans condom.

There is one stripper at that club who I actually like ENOUGH to hire: She looks like Julianna MArguilles but with softer facial features. She wasnt there tonight when I stopped in, but she will be in on Monday, so after I play in a Foxwoods poker tournament, I am heading over to the club and make her an Offer she cant refuse. If she is willing to BLOW ANY strange dude with a condom for 150, why would she refuse an offer to come back to my hotel room and spend the night Gobbling loads for, ohhhh, lets say 1500 bucks plus a visit to the Foxwoods Gift Shoppe? That is 10 strange Wangs she would have to inhale to make that kind of scratch ... but now she only has to deal with ....ME!


And you know what I am going to do, as I sit on the edge of my chair, grabbing the back of her hair and yanking her head back with my LEFT hand so she is looking up at me, while I whack away with my right hand right into her open mouth as she looks up at me with her vacant stare......I am going to SAY these words (or some combo of them) AS I AM JERKING OFF INTO HER MOUTH:



"You would rather do THIS than work in a office for a company that makes medical devices...or work for a TOY company, or work in a HOSPITAL, or do something PRODUCTIVE with your life....RIGHT??? You would rather Allow me to EJACULATE into your open mouth, JUST so that you can have the idea in your head that the rest of your day and time is YOURS, that you are Free to do what you want.....RIGHT?? ......this cum I am about to shoot into your mouth means your personal FREEDOM, it means that the DAYS you spend here on Earth are lived the way YOU WANT THEM TO be lived, doing what YOU WANT TO DO...by swallowing this Jizz, you EARN THE RIGHT, and the ABILITY, to live your life in a completely selfish, self-centered, self absorbed manner. Drinking my reproductive juices means you can waltz into stores like Nordstrom, and Saks, and the Buckland Mall and shop in stores normally reserved for Rich Jewish Doctors' Wives, and buy your GUCCI and PRADA and CHANEL and Victoria's ecret, and PRETEND you BELONG there doing so. And Perhaps MOST important, this hot thick snot-like substance in MY BALLS that's about to shoot out and coat your tongue like a cupcake quite simply ALLOWS YOU to buy and otherwise acquire those expensive white pills you take to give you that FALSE SENSE of well being you need to feel to override the pain you have in your life from the time your Stepfather shot HIS CUM inside your 12 year old pussy when you mom was out shopping buying him his chicken pot pie for dinner that night.

You see babe, MY CUM quite simply is the substance that holds your life together. My CUM gives your life meaning and happiness. MY CUM is the most important thing in YOUR world....now open up....that's it, say ahhhhh...."

You are a sick, evil, perverted nematode. I like that in a fellow Connecticutian.

No wonder a fan wrote me and said I should dance in New Haven.

that's hawt

This should be in fan requests as well

getting blowjobs from strippers in or out the strip club is nothing new it can be done at a deja vu in ontario,ca or at any other strip club in L.A,Vegas,TJ,ect.
But with the economy in the shitter the activity statistics has increased more then half what it was 10 years ago.

Burg, the intra-banana text is a fantastic piece of work!

These are good times indeed for even moderately wealthy perverts!

I posted a few months ago about a strip club near me with girls giving out handies, well I found something better.

A massage parlor in a very nice office park surrounded by dentists and chiropractors, the staff is all nice looking white women, if one would walk inside they would think it was a doctor's office.

Their "Relaxation" Massage consists of either a half hour or hour legitimate massage followed by a hand job, a few of the women will give covered bj's or titty fucks to return customers they trust, they let it be known that no intercourse is allowed.

An hour that would consist of a real massage and handy costs $180, I haven't gotten a bj just titty fucks for $50 from the one girl who has amazing tits and does a great job working on my bad shoulder during the massage part.

Sounds like business as usual since the late nineties. Stripping hasn't been that lucrative for a long time. Which is why most strippers end up being hookers in short order. They can make more for far less work.

WOW...Whoa...

great post Burg.