Well another classmate and close friend had his marriage destroyed today, divorce is final. And his net worth just nosedived 60%...I wont even talk about the collateral damage to the two kids, and his gorgeous Golden Retriever Mathilda (The wife/vampire got the dog too.)

Of course, he did bring this on by ruminating, wondering, visualizing in his mind, and then actually inserting his penis inside a 21 year old hottie, a senior at Central Connecticut State. He's 41 and a Investment Banker. The hottie REALLY is a hottie...I ran into them at a birthday party last month; thats about the only upside to this I can see, he gets this young, awesome piece of ass. But it is an expensive piece of ass....

Which brings me to the way I live. Granted I am crippled and have different considerations, but I have done the math and concluded that spending 2000 - 3000 (average) 2 or 3 times a month for an evening with a attractive woman is FAR FAR less expensive (money, time, opportunity cost, stress, PMS meltdowns, etc.) than placing oneself in a permanent penile parking place. I mean that is REALLY why people get married, for a permanent fuck partner. Everything else is incidental.

What is sad is my friend's wife was about as hot at the same age as the current 21 year old hottie. And can anyone guess why the 21 year old hottie is now with my friend? A clue: He does not have the abilities of Peter North to attract such a young, amazing piece of ass, the catalyst for her wanting to ride his 41 year old schlong is GREEN, so this relationship will end up costing him a chunk of what he has left...Irony x Irony

If I somehow make it to Age 45, I will marry Holly if she is still available. She once told me she likes older men, and 5 years from now, she will know me well enough as a friend to know I would never hurt her, nor convert to a meaningless form of Judaism so I could have an excuse to not clean my house(s) on Saturday and make her walk through trash to eat my lambchops.


Hmmmm, I think i just gave myself motivation to live...Live! LIVE!!!!

lol, holly don't want no cripple.

Godalmighty......

I feel like I am about to jump head first into Brer Rabbit's tar baby, but I am trying to avoid a loathsome task at work today:

1. Aren't you suggesting making Holly your "permanent penile parking place?"

2. Alternatively, are you saying that despite your credo (oft-repeated here) that marriage (and love) are for suckers, insofar as your 'relationship' with Holly, you weren't serious?

3. The situation you described is non-sexual. Someone famous once said, "I mean that is REALLY why people get married, for a permanent fuck partner. Everything else is incidental." Oh, wait, that was YOU, and you said it 10 MINUTES AGO.

4. Since you use your apparent wealth as the lever to accomplish everything in your life, including wooing Holly, ("Shop on my dime and buy whatever she wants, so long as I get one night...") aren't you making her your trophy whore, only without the sex? After all, anyone could hire a chef to make them fucking lambchops.

5. Would you see other whores the other nights, or will your non-sexual dream relationship with Holly be so fulfilling that you will not need sexual contact anymore.

Get help my friend, this cyber stalking is at least as fucked up as Luke's.

DaB: Every piece of evidence is that you're a great guy. Everyone who has met you from this board has reported on you well and seem to hold you in the the highest regard.

Anytime you write at length, your heart is out there to see - and your pain as well.


You KNOW you're super bright and we all KNOW you're successful. I see NO REASON you can't have a real woman -- Holly or otherwise.

The deficit isn't in the women but in YOUR SELF IMAGE.

YOU think all of them would want you ONLY for MONEY.
YOU think no woman would want an imperfect body.
YOU don't want to get too close in case your time here is as limited as you oft allude to.


Stay out of the clubs, man, and away from the whores.

Meet real girls.

FIND A FUCKING WAY!

Teach some courses and meet some young stuff.
Just like here: You meet 'em, they'll like you. QE fucking D!

AND DON'T USE YOUR CASH! IT ATTRACTS PREDATORS!! WORK FOR IT BRO'!!!

The person Holly raved about doesn't need to cover himself in cash. He's got more value without it.

burglarmeister and i had a fantastic phone conversation this morning about halloween costumes, ulysses s grant and teddy bears. plus he is wicked good at phone sex . he could land any chick he wanted. this all reminds me that i had better delete the call history on my phone before the husband gets home.

JM PRODUCTIONS ANNOUNCES THE FIRST APPEARANCE OF

PRESLEY PRADA IN

COCKOLD: WIFE, MOTHER, WHORE

The former "Mr. Dunn" isn't going to be to happy hearing about you talking about serving us your soft taco.




How many can you serve in one sitting?

holy shit, this thread is the message board equivalent of Dicken's 'A Christmas Carol'.

You are such an understanding spouse!!

Damn. Alright alright, i get it. I was just being intentionally over-the-top in trying to add levity and silliness to an otherwise evil rant...I stand by much of what I said about Marriage AND Divorce, based in large part on the anecdotal and statistical evidence mentioned here and in the past.

I am not cyberstalking anyone especially Holly; and she is loved by just about EVERYONE here (even Jeff Steward wants to gag factor her, and that is as much respect that Jeff gives any woman.) She is quite simply the coolest, nicest, self-deprecating chick I have met in the industry, and she is fun to talk with, be around, and to flatter and flirt. She is a friend with whom a guy can joke around with in ways he cant with most other chicks. But all our handful of regular female posters here are awesome and have their own redeeming qualities (Gigi, Ceara, Gia....but as cool as say, Gia is, can you imagine me joking with her like I just did with Holly? No, Gia is more serious and edgy, but that is GOOD too...)

I intentionally exagerrate and go over-the-top....but let me clue you in kids, there is NOT that much fun and interesting shit to write about today in Porn compared to 2 years ago, a time when people like to remind ME that I was writing stuff that really captured peoples' attention...well sorry, the Business is in the crapper relatively speaking, so I choose to just write about myself and what I think about certain things or people. And there is no more worthy a subject to mention often than Holly...and I know she is giggling at what I write and that is all that matters...if you ever are close to her and see her smile you will understand. Fuck it, I think XPT should have a huge Holly Picture (like her holding her greenbeans) flashing off to the right emphasizing XPT: The Coolest Porn Board around! Where Holly Randall hangs out to have her Vegetables Fertilized!

But I thank everyone (especially sooper dooper griz) for their advice and well intentioned words regarding what people think my "issues" might be....truth is I have maybe one or two issues, and the rest is just personality. Again, there just isnt much to write about these days, unless you LIKE the morbid and fucked up aspects of the industry.

And FYI -- I know for a fact that Holly loves many of the people here so it flows both ways. But since we have so few regular female posters, I support the formation of an XPT task force headed by Gia to get and keep more female posters. We just need to resist the easy one-line potshots that come so quickly to our brains when a chick who just did "15 load chug-a-lug Homecoming Party" shows up declaring how she wont work with a certain performer, or is celebrating 4 days "clean and off Meth".

um, did i miss something? i thought cripples werent able to fuck???

SPAM:

ATTENTION "ATTENTION WHORES":
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I wish that I could make 2000-3000 (on average) a month.

BTW, how is the ass of that 21y/o girl?