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#5844 - 08/27/03 06:00 AM
Re: Michaelinhb
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 08/06/03
Posts: 36
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Yeah, I don't think I will post to his comments again. Its like putting cookie crisp in front of a diabetic.
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#5846 - 08/28/03 01:52 AM
Re: Michaelinhb
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
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HEY FUCKER! I LIVE IN A TRAILER PARK IN THE MIDWEST AND DRIVE A PICKUP TRUCK! PHATBOY.
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#5848 - 09/01/03 11:22 AM
Re: Michaelinhb
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/06/03
Posts: 214
Loc: Calipornia
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I am honored, and flattered, and I humbly accept this award.
I'd like to thank my mom and dad, the Lord Jesus Christ, and Mr. John Ashcroft for all their support.
My new trailer is doing just fine, and Mr. Steele and I fit quite comfortably in it...except when he gets a hard on.
The diabetic seizures are getting less frequent, now that they have taken my sweets away.
I will work very, very hard to maintain my 'Shit List' status over the coming year.
In order to fulfill Mr. Jeff's request about killing myself, I will need more money so I can buy all of his movies.
This porn shit is expensive, folks.
I hope all of you enjoyed my review of the new porn classic, "Cum Staplers #7', located in the video review section.
Be careful though, satire can put an eye out, ya know.
Much love and kisses...
...your beloved...
michael
Edited by michaelinhb (09/01/03 11:25 AM)
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#5850 - 09/03/03 09:40 AM
Re: Michaelinhb
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/06/03
Posts: 214
Loc: Calipornia
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Phatboy is my hero.
Someone finally sees into my heart.
Will Jeff ever love me the same way?
How about Rollin girl?
Pknuckle?
I think you'd all like to see me get pissed on by a large group of whores.
That would be fun.
Now that Phatboy has taken my soul...
I am ready for action.
Assemble the whores, and bring me to battle.
How much female piss can one man take?
I have no idea, but I'm happy to try.
I think of all of you as family now.
That means we should all go down into the basement together. The light never worked down there, so we never had to worry about cleaning up after ourselves. Mom was the worst.
Her pee always smelled like ammonia, for some odd reason. Maybe it was ammonia?
Anyways, thanks for taking my soul, Phatboy.
I will have to get that finger worked on though.
Good call.
Thank God SOMEONE here understands Andy Kaufman.
Michael
p.s...Andy says "hi".
Edited by michaelinhb (09/03/03 09:52 AM)
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