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#445824 - 08/29/09 02:06 PM
Another Taryn Thomas Fake Illness
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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Seriously, Chub Chub...food poisoning again? Once again, 2% chance it's real...98% chance it was the deadly Smirnoff Malaria.  You gotta be more creative than that.
Chub Chub, try out these new fake illnesses/diseases
(i) Fake Ebola-Zaire
(ii) Fake Gen-Padova-cancer
(iii) Fake Herpes..oh wait, you already got that one...scratch
(iv) Fake Bulimia
(v) other, perverse, suggestions ____________________________________________
And by the way Chubbers, I checked the Maricopa County property records. You own no house, either in your name or in your business' name. In fact, you don't even have a business registered with the Arizona Corporation Commission. Unless your suitcase fiancee is trying to pull a Jay Grdina on you...stupid whore.
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#445825 - 08/29/09 02:33 PM
Re: Another Taryn Thomas Fake Illness
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I'm hiring willie to do some checks on several whores who keep crying poverty to me in an effort to shakedown The Burglar Foundation for some "grants", while distracting me from several other worthwhile whores with integrity (yes, I know, seems har dto believe but there are a few whores out there who are worthy of time and $$)....they always use the same MO: Bombard me with tales of financial woe, usually with a deadbeat boyfriend or male figurehead who is shiftless and has squandered all the hard earned money they got via sucking dick or giving handjobs in the VIP, or some type of length illness or injury is to blame (more up Taryn's alley), OR a catastrophic DEATH of a male figurehead or BF/Hubby (Hello Nicole Brazzle).....Then, the whores try to convince me to buy a package deal of Blowjobs I dont need in exchange for some outrageous lump sum payment of which they will pay me a portion back (or I can just get MORE blowjobs I dont need.) I'm sorry but my nuts dont produce enough cum to cover HALF the suck jobs I have been "paid Forward"...if only they had some skills besides cum gobbling, like Genesis Skye and her porkchop mastery  ... Willie can tell me if half the shit is even half true.... How's it going willie? 
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#445826 - 08/31/09 05:48 PM
Re: Another Taryn Thomas Fake Illness
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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(iii) Fake Herpes..oh wait, you already got that one...scratch
Are you sure this one is fake?
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#445827 - 09/02/09 11:10 PM
Re: Another Taryn Thomas Fake Illness
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Why does Willie hate Chub Chub so much? GFE gone wrong? Whats the backstory? btw im totally on board with his stormy hate but that one is easy, chub chub is a little more puzzling.
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#445828 - 09/09/09 03:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Is it considered food poisoning if you put too much cocaine in your bowl of ice cream?
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#445829 - 09/09/09 08:48 AM
Re: Another Taryn Thomas Fake Illness
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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Nah, its withdrawls from the Xanax used to come down from the cocaine.
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#445830 - 09/15/09 08:48 AM
Re: Another Taryn Thomas Fake Illness
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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a good whore wouldnt have to resort to sob stories to get $ out of you burg a good whore would just get $ out of you it wouldnt take a sob story to get it pay as you go is a much safer way to play buy now get it later does not work out well ever dont do that love, pretty Quote:
I'm hiring willie to do some checks on several whores who keep crying poverty to me in an effort to shakedown The Burglar Foundation for some "grants", while distracting me from several other worthwhile whores with integrity (yes, I know, seems har dto believe but there are a few whores out there who are worthy of time and $$)....they always use the same MO:
Bombard me with tales of financial woe, usually with a deadbeat boyfriend or male figurehead who is shiftless and has squandered all the hard earned money they got via sucking dick or giving handjobs in the VIP, or some type of length illness or injury is to blame (more up Taryn's alley), OR a catastrophic DEATH of a male figurehead or BF/Hubby (Hello Nicole Brazzle).....Then, the whores try to convince me to buy a package deal of Blowjobs I dont need in exchange for some outrageous lump sum payment of which they will pay me a portion back (or I can just get MORE blowjobs I dont need.) I'm sorry but my nuts dont produce enough cum to cover HALF the suck jobs I have been "paid Forward"...if only they had some skills besides cum gobbling, like Genesis Skye and her porkchop mastery ...
Willie can tell me if half the shit is even half true....
How's it going willie?
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#445834 - 09/17/09 08:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
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^^ That would make a neat pencil holder.
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#445835 - 09/18/09 07:54 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 75
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What video is that screen-cap from?
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#445836 - 09/18/09 08:27 PM
Re: Another Taryn Thomas Fake Illness
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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Probably 1/2 the scenes she did. Bitch was always having her asshole attacked. I'd be more interested in finding out if she ever did a scene in her natural hair color.
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#445837 - 09/20/09 02:30 PM
Re: Another Taryn Thomas Fake Illness
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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a good whore wouldnt have to resort to sob stories to get $ out of you burg
a good whore would just get $ out of you
it wouldnt take a sob story to get it
pay as you go is a much safer way to play
buy now get it later does not work out well
ever
dont do that
love, pretty
Yes, well HENCE my semi-sarcastic self effacing hypothetical cautionary blurb about me hiring someone with Willie's forensic skills to VERIFY if half the shit I am told is even HALF true BEFORE I pay any whore anything. I said I GET these sob stories somewhat often, I didnt say i BELIEVE them or act upon them.
In fact, if you have done your XPT Burglar research you will find that, a LONG time ago (circa 1995) when I had met the Whore-of-my-life just as I was attaining (or sinking to) my level in life, I had adopted the motto of NEVER EVER lending money to whores-in-need...when one of them asks me for HELP (i.e. Money) I do one of two things: I either set up and perpetrate some sort of act(s) of debauchery right then and there and pay her FOR THAT (with maybe a little extra tip just cuz I am Burglar), OR, if she is special and a friend, I will GIVE her whatever I can afford and/or think she deserves given the situation and how believable (or verifiable) it is. It is a GIFT which I never ever want or expect back. I find this builds whore/brand loyalty, and since the whore MUST be special to be in this position, I WILL see her again, and you can bet your axels and wheelie bars that I will have my mind BLOWN with some sort of sick nasty fucking awesome act of sexual abandon and perversion by her.
Only Burg experts know who the Whore-of-my life was....but I can honestly say, after I "GAVE" her a few helping handfuls of cash at the right times in her life, subsequent rendezvous' almost turned me into a sex addict (or more specifically, a "Jerk-off-into-a-gorgeous-whore's-open-mouth-addict", OR, in other words, Brandon I-ron)...ALMOST...fortunately I discovered this class of drugs called Opiates at age 3 when I had my first of 26 surgeries and/or fractures. and double fortunately, soon after in the late 90s, porn spawned a whole genre and generation of vicarious jerk off-methadone starring glorious cum gobblers like our very own Gian Jerkinz and many others. My life is complete now, but I do miss terribly the whore-of-my-life.
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#445838 - 09/20/09 08:45 PM
Re: Another Taryn Thomas Fake Illness
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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 Do you know what the hottest thing about this image is? The bitch is smiling. Fake or not, for whatever reason, she is SMILING. This implies happiness, Joy, fun, PLEASURE, love, and a multitude of other positive emotions. Think about that kids......this pic, along with THOUSANDS more just like of TARYN only, along with the Actual Videos of this debauchery, are circulating around the [windsock]Universe[/windsock] now and forever. The 1800-2200 bucks Trayn received for this scene is Lonnnnnnng gone, but not the scene/sin/action etc. Mind boggling, no? I think yessssssss. Cuz She's SMILING!!!!
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#445841 - 09/21/09 03:51 PM
Re: Another Taryn Thomas Fake Illness
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/30/09
Posts: 178
Loc: Luft Stalag 13
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I believe this picture gets former President George W Bush and Dick Cheney off the hook. Cleary Sadam Hussein was hiding his weapons of mass destruction in Taryn's rectum.
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#445842 - 09/25/09 12:48 PM
Re: Another Taryn Thomas Fake Illness
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Do you know what the hottest thing about this image is? The bitch is smiling. Fake or not, for whatever reason, she is SMILING. This implies happiness, Joy, fun, PLEASURE, love, and a multitude of other positive emotions.
Think about that kids......this pic, along with THOUSANDS more just like of TARYN only, along with the Actual Videos of this debauchery, are circulating around the [windsock]Universe[/windsock] now and forever. The 1800-2200 bucks Trayn received for this scene is Lonnnnnnng gone, but not the scene/sin/action etc. Mind boggling, no? I think yessssssss.
Cuz She's SMILING!!!!
That's a pretty good well played zinger you have there. Crossed out the other parts coz you didn't need them.
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#445843 - 11/07/09 11:01 PM
Re: Another Taryn Thomas Fake Illness
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/26/09
Posts: 273
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whorewholooksbetterwithoutmakeupthanwithmakeup.jpg*
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* but doesn't look good
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#445844 - 11/08/09 11:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I vote for the girl in the upper left photo.
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